"Oh good morning Issei" said a butt naked Akeno who was clinging to Issei in his bed while Rias and Asia slept to the side.
"Wahh Akeno what are you doing here" said Issei shocked to see we but not minding the sensation of her chest on his own.
"What's wrong do you not want me here" said Akeno pouting and rubbing Issei's chest with her finger.
"No just the opposite I'm very glad you are here" said Issei quickly.
"Fu fu fu that's good to hear" said Akeno creeping closer to Issei's face until they were only millimetres apart.
"Akeno what do you think you're doing" said a voice next to them and saw that Rias had woke up.
'Fuuuuuuck' screamed Issei in his head as he noticed her very annoyed expression.
"Oh me well I'm just trying to get to know my Issei a bit better" she said sitting up suggestively and started tracing Issei's chest again.
"My Issei, since when did you become his master" she asked accusingly.
"Well I may not be his master but I am his senpai" she said with a seductive smile.
"Clever girl but you've exposed yourself" said Rias sitting up.
'Oh crap things are Gona get bad' thought a worried Issei.
"*Yawn*, is it time to get up" said a sleepy Asia.
"No don't worry go to sleep for a little bit" Issei sad gently patting Asia on the head.
"Good then I'll sleep cuddling you if you don't mind" said Asia gently hugging Issei who gave a soft smile. His peace was almost instantly destroyed when he saw Rias had thrown a pillow at Akeno.
"Enough Akeno you're getting out of hand" she said threatening.
"Oh come on now isn't it ok for me to play with him now and then so stop being so stingy" she said hurling a pillow at Rias and getting a head shot.
"Ugh and I just had the house remodelled" shouted an annoyed Rias.
"Hey girls calm down, wait you remodelled" said Issei confused but then looked around to see that his room was nearly ten times its original size.
"Holy shit" he yelled shocked.
"Uhhhh I drank too much again" moaned Dante as he sat on the bar very hungover as Issei and death looked at him with pity.
"Well what did you want to come to talk about Issei-chan" said death to Issei.
"Well uh I'm off to the underworld next week with the orc for training I just wondered if you wanted to come too since bro is in the underworld"
"Sure thing Issei-chan" said a jolly voice death.
"Yeah sure" said a very hung over Dante.
"Hey um Mr Dante" said a nervousness Issei.
"Hm what" said Dante.
"Well I'm just curious how did you meet my brother" he asked, to this Dante managed to smile.
"Ha ha oh that's a good story" he said sitting up.
(Flashback)
In a dark bar Dante sat in his own on a stool as numerus bodies were littered around him.
"Oy I'll have another" said Dante to the bar keep as he shakily gave him another beer. As he did this the door opened and a young man walked in.
"Oh this doesn't seem like a very lively place, I wanted to take it off the owner's hands" he said looking around.
"Well it was lively, until these idiots started annoying me" said Dante looking up at the man, in an instant Dante ended up on his back outside the bar flat on his ass.
"Wow you got a lot of strength there" said a shocked but slightly happy Dante.
"You're pretty good yourself" said the young man walking out of the bar and offering his hand to him.
"I'm Naruto" he said giving a smile "Dante" he said accepting Naruto's hand.
(Flashback end)
"The story goes on but that's all I care to tell" he finished.
'This guy spends way too much time in bars' thought Issei his great expectations diving dramatically.
"I'm um yeah I'm pretty sure we'll be leaving sometime soon so get ready" said Issei.
"Of course Issei-chan" said death with a salute as Issei walked out.
"So what did you think" asked Death to Dante.
"He's a little too much like captain for my tastes, but seems like a good kid" said Dante.
"Kind of has the same sort of energy as captain to" said Dante a little confused.
"Yes he does" said death as he stared off in the direction Issei had left.
"M-mr Hyoudou please your injuries haven't fully healed" said a nurse as she chased after Naruto who was preparing to leave the hospital.
"Don't worry I'm fine" said Naruto as he began to undo some of his bandages.
"Even so Mr Hyoudou you can't leave without supervision" said the nurse sounding a little desperate.
"Don't worry too much if they ask where I went just say I escaped or something" said Naruto as he grabbed his clothes.
"Well, thanks for the heal" he said and quickly ran of leaving the nurse behind.
"Honestly a hospital in hell talk about a contradiction" said Naruto who was now clear of the hospital and was walking around the capital of hell Lilith.
"Hmmm I wonder if anything valuables around here" he thought around as he wondered around the city.
"What do you mean he left" said a very irritated Serafall.
"Lady leviathan please forgive me but I could not stop him" said the nurse devil who was bowing to Serafall.
"Mwah ha ha, my Sera you really have come to like your new husband looks like a made the right choice" said a jolly faced Michael glad Serafall and Naruto were getting along.
"Bah that's none of your business" said a red faced Serafall.
"Oh nonsense I would like to be a grandpa one day so I say it should be" said Michelle.
"Grandpa, we're not discussing that stupid Tou-san" said Serafall as she ran away.
"Woh what a cool train" shouted Issei as he and the ORC had just got on board the Gremory train which would soon depart for the underworld.
"Hell yeh we got a fully stocked bar" said Dante moving right up to the alcohol.
"Oh Dante-kun please do try to keep the drinking to the minimum" said Lord Death who was in his necklace form around Issei.
"No need to worry Lord Death it's all non-alcoholic" said a smiling Rias.
"I got a say this is much nicer than last time I went to the underworld on bro's horse" said Issei sitting down.
"Now now Issei-chan don't be so hard in Despair-kun he does his best" said Death in a sad voice.
"Yes Issei you should be honoured you are most likely the only devil in history to ride upon the mount of the 4 horse men, an honour many would pay infinite amounts for" said Akeno leaning seductively on Issei who had a pervy grin on his face.
"Oh my such a nice compliment from a young lady" said Lord Death as the skull necklace blushed.
"Everyone ready for departure" said the conductor as the train left the station.
"Nope nothing interesting around here" said Naruto casually walking around the town, it seemed like quite a nice neighbourhood a place full of families like you would see in the human world, turning a corner he looked around to see a bunch of kids in high class dress wear around a child who looked very scared.
"Ha ha low class scum come lick my boots" one of the boys said arrogantly.
"No way" said the scared boy showing some courage.
"Tch looks like this one needs to be shown his place" said another one of the boys preparing to hit him but was stopped by Naruto.
"Oy come on now kids shouldn't be fighting like this you should be enjoying your youth" he said with a smile.
"Tch just who do you think you are" said one of the fancy dressed boys.
"I'm the one who's Gona kill some shitty brats if they keep pissing me off" he said in a low voice making an evil face that made the boys run off.
"You, my father shall hear of this" said one of the boys as they ran off.
"Why do I have a feeling his dad is Gona be someone really annoying" said Naruto to himself. "You okay their kid" said Naruto looking over to the boy.
"Um yes sir thank you very much" he said giving a polite bow.
"No need to be so formal kid" he said getting down to his level.
"Names Naruto care to tell me yours" he asked.
"I'm Gin it's very nice to meet you Mr Naruto" said Gin politely.
"How come those kids were bullying you Gin?" asked Naruto.
"Well my family doesn't have a lot of money and theirs do and they like to show it" said a very saddened Gin.
"I mean you know how things work here right you're a devil to" he asked.
"Uh yeah of course I am" he said in the most unconvincing way ever but as Gin was a child he didn't notice "come on kid let's get you home" he said.
"Oh Mr Hyoudou I must thank you again for helping our son" said Gins mother as they were both at a dinner table with gin and his father.
"Oh it was nothing mam I'm sure Gin could have taken them" said Naruto as he reached for some food that Gins family had kindly offered him.
"Of course he could of we didn't raise a sissy" said Gins dad who was a large fat man with a big beard.
"Yes well that was the son of the high-class devil from the house of Constantine I'm not sure beating them up would be good for us" said Gins mother.
"Nonsense dear why should we be afraid of them our household while not respected or high class is just as important as theirs" said Gins father.
"You said it pal a toast to this household" said Naruto holding up his cup as Gins dad clinked his glass against his.
"You low class trash who threatened the young master come on out" said a Gruff voice from outside.
"Who on earth is that" said Gins mother as she looked out of the window and what she saw made her almost faint, outside was a man if you could call him that as he was over 12 feet tall and had 2 gigantic robot arms attached to him and he looked like a gorilla more than a man and next to him was one of the boys who was bullying Gin.
"Oh my Mr Hyoudou you must run that's Gorilla Lord Constantine's rook" warned Gins mother a lot of worry in her voice.
"No need to worry I'm sure he just wants to talk" said Naruto as he wiped his face and left the table.
"In all fairness son if gorilla is here then I don't think Lord Constantine wants to talk to you" warned Gins dad, Naruto ignored this and continued to leave.
"Big bro you can't do this" said Gin tears appearing in his eyes, to this Naruto once again kneeled down to his level and ruffle his hair a little.
"Don't worry about me kid worry about your family or something that's probably inspirational right" he said as he got up and walked outside.
"That's him Gorilla that's to bastard who threatened me" said one of the bullies pointing at Naruto.
"Oh you are the low class whom dares threaten my young master" said Gorilla intimidatingly.
"Well the kid was bullying a very bad habit you should probably tell his parents about it" said Naruto walking up to them.
"Don't tell me what to do" shouted Gorilla as he brought his large fist down striking him and causing a shockwave to go across the area.
"Hm good work Gorilla that will teach him a lesson" the bully said cockily as at this point many other Devils had appeared to see what the commotion was.
"Who's been taught a lesson" said a voice behind the bully and saw it to be Naruto sitting on gorillas left arm
"You" shouted Gorilla and went to hit towards Naruto but Naruto dodged and Gorilla hit his own arm off.
"Yahhhh" screamed Gorilla in pure rage.
"You aren't very smart are you" said Naruto from behind and was met with Gorillas right fist souring towards him but was easily blocked by Naruto's own fist that caused a huge dent to form in it.
"Wow your pretty strong buddy" said Naruto massaging his fist.
"Bastard" he shouted again going for a headbutt, but was redirected by Naruto who slammed it on the road.
"Now do you see what happens to bullies" said Naruto evilly to the little boy bully who ran off crying.
"Uh I didn't mean to make him cry" said Naruto feeling a bit guilty as he watched the child run away.
"Woh your awesome big bro" said Gin amazed.
"Hm yeah I guess" said Naruto again massaging his hand.
"Wasn't the best idea to punch solid steel though" he said.
"What a jolly good show" said Gins father.
"Teach those high-class bastards a good lesson" he shouted as he said this other Devils around them began to clap and cheer for him.
"Hey no need for such applause" said a confused Naruto as some Devils put him up on their shoulders and began to cheer.
"Oy what the hell" said a very confused Naruto.
"There you are" said a girly voice from the side and everyone turned around to look but in the progress dropping Naruto flat on the ground.
"Ow the hell" he said getting back up.
"Leviathan-sama" shouted one of the Devils as they all turned and made way for Serafall to see an unconscious Gorilla and Naruto, slowly Serafall walked towards Naruto and looked up at him with an angry face and then grabbed both his cheeks and started pulling hard.
"Where on earth have you been mister I've been looking all over for you and now I find you've gone around threatening children you're in big trouble mister" she lectured pulling his cheeks.
"Ow sorry, sorry he was bullying and I was just joking" he said in pain.
"Oy who are you let go of big bro" said Gin threateningly.
"Brother?" she said confused.
"I so happen to be his fiancé" she said which caused murmurs to go around the crowd.
"Leviathan-sama is getting married" said one of the Devils.
"I never heard" said another.
"But who is the groom"
"Must be some high-class devil"
"Tch and here I thought he was ok" said a group of Devils who all started staring at the two, after a while Serafall had stopped her punishing and Naruto with two very red cheeks addressed the crowd.
"Well nice meeting you all but I've got to go now" he said giving everyone a smile and a wave but noticed the atmosphere had changed a bit.
"Hey what's up with the glum faces" asked Naruto.
"Don't you look down on us" shouted one of the Devils.
"Thought you'd put on a performance and make us look like a load of idiots you high class bastard" another one shouted.
"Huh high class what you mean?" asked Naruto confused and at this point Serafall was starting to get a bit worried.
"Don't you act so innocent" a devil rather angrily.
"Almost every day you high class bastards come around here and think you can do whatever you want because you were born with better blood, and now you think it's funny to pretend to be a 'low class' devil and make fun of us well I think not".
"Woah you guys I'm no high class devil I'm just a regular human, technically" he said staring at the crowd.
"Nonsense why else would you be engaged to one of the devil kings" shouted an angry devil.
"Oh come on you must know me you've got a picture of me right over there" he said pointing towards a board and on it was a wanted poster of death.
"W-what don't be ridiculous you can't be him he might not even exist" said a devil who feared even a mention.
"Hmm well without death here I can't prove I'm death" murmured Naruto himself.
"Oh well" he said walking off but before he went he turned to Gin.
"I'll see you later Gin" he said.
"Come on darling" he said sweeping Serafall off her feet and summoned Despair to which he got on.
"Bye bye" he said as he rode off.
"Dad is big bro really that guy in the picture" asked Gin to his father. "
You know son I think he just might of been" said Gins dad watching him ride off.
"Man things are really different down here" said Naruto.
"Yeah I guess so" said Serafall who was awkwardly holding onto Naruto from behind.
"Um Naruto" she said getting his attention.
"I'm sorry for being a Meany" she said in a sad voice.
"You've been so nice to me and saved my Sona's life at the cost of your own"
"Oy oy" said Naruto.
"I didn't save your sister just to get in good with you that would be messed up, and I can tell this has been hard in you so being nice is the least I can do" he said kindly.
"Hm thank you" said Serafall as she leaned closer to Naruto and leaned on his back which when he felt blushed slightly at.
"Woah this place is bigger than I remember" said an amazed Naruto looking at the Sitri Manor which was more like a castle.
"Don't be silly the place you were last time was only a small compound from the main house, which you've been banned from" said Serafall emphasising the end of her sentence.
"Meany" said Naruto making a face.
"Well maybe you shouldn't try and steal" she said.
"Me steal, never" he said very unconvincingly. "
Come on its almost time for our meal" she said dragging Naruto in by the hand.
"Welcome home master, mistress" said many maids and butlers as the bowed to Naruto and Serafall.
"Hi, hello, nice to meet you" said Naruto as he passed each of the servants.
"You don't need to greet everyone" said Serafall.
"Oh well ok" said Naruto catching up with Serafall.
"Ah Sera your back" said an attractive older woman who came from around the corner.
'Miiiiiiiiiiiiiilf' screamed Naruto in his mind as he looked at the woman in front of him.
"Oh and you must be my new son in law, I'm Margaret how lovely to meet you" she said introducing herself.
'I must be the first man to ever like his mother in law' thought Naruto as he bowed to Margret.
"Naruto Hyoudou a pleasure to meet you my lady" he said.
"Oh my what a charmer, looks like I won't need to train you so much" she said with an elegant smile.
"Mother" said a slightly annoyed Serafall not liking the thought of her mother 'training' her fiancé.
"Now now Sera while you may now be called leviathan you are still a part of the Stiri household and the actions of you and your husband will reflect on us so we must make sure he is properly trained" she said.
"You know I'm right here and I'm starting to feel like a dog" said Naruto a little annoyed.
"Oh, a dog, would you like me to put a collar on you" she said seductively.
"Yes" said Naruto very quickly which got him a glare from Serafall.
"Hm well it seems my daughter would throw a tantrum if that were to happen, anyway the both of you have to clean up before dinner" said Margret with a seductive smile.
"Aahhhhh, dam this bath is bigger than my entire bar" said Naruto sitting down in the huge bath in the mansion and looking around.
"You know I'm sure there are other baths this house is huge" said Naruto to Serafall who was also on the bath.
"Hmmmmmmm" said embarrassed Serafall whose mother had forced her to take a bath with Naruto.
"Now Serafall if you want to advance the relationship sometimes you have to take the next step" she remembered her mother telling her.
"I k-know but it saves time" she said.
"Uh okay" he said washing himself.
"You know you've been a lot cooler to me recently" said Naruto offhandedly as he scrubbed his back.
"Yeah well, truthfully I was a little scared of you" said Serafall.
"Scared" said a confused Naruto.
"Well yeah I mean you are death and well everyone's scared of death" she said slightly nervous.
"Yeah I guess" he replied.
"But I think there's two parts to you" she said. "Death Ravens sin of greed and Naruto Hyoudou, when you use the powers of death you change slightly" she said.
"Yeah I guess I do slightly" he said.
"You're a bit different in private as well, your much, nicer" he said turning and smiling at her.
"Pervert shut up" she said covering herself and slapping him through the bathroom wall.
"Please everyone dig in and enjoy your meal" said Michael with a smile as he was at down along with his family, Naruto an Sona's servants.
"So Sona how are you and your servants planning to train during the summer break" asked Margret to her daughter.
"Most likely basic training to boost our stats" replied Sona elegantly.
"Yes I think that would be best for the moment" said Michael.
"I believe Rias and her servants are doing some advanced training you may have some work to do if you wish to catch up" said Michael.
"Yes father I know but I will do my best and I believe in my servants" said Sona with a smile to her servants which almost caused Saji to cry with happiness.
"Good for you glasses" said Naruto.
"Yes well we can't all be granted the powers of an entity that surpasses the gods" said Sona annoyed at the glasses comment.
"Quite so" said Michael.
"How about you Mr Hyoudou do you plan on assisting with your brothers training" asked Michael.
"Nah I think I'll leave him be and try to entertain myself" he said rather informally given the situation.
"I don't think any of the other seven deadly sins are in hell so I got to keep myself entertained"
"The last time you did that you stole a priceless gem so I'd recommend something else" warned Serafall.
"Perhaps you can help Sona and her servants train" suggested Margret.
"I guess if you want" said Naruto to Sona.
"of course it would be the least you could do considering" said Sona respectively not liking it but also not wanting to pass up this opportunity for growth.
"No need to be so formal, or nice" said Naruto offhandedly.
"Yes Sona he is your brother in law, a member of the family you should relax" said Margret.
"Speaking of which were are you on finding an heir for the family" asked Margret with a smile.
"I have found no one yet mother" said Sona which turned Saji's tears of joy into tears of sadness.
"Come Sona there must be someone you have taken an interest in, someone at your school" she asked again.
"No none come to mind" said Sona again as Saji face planted on the table.
"Saji" said Sona strictly.
"Sorry Kaicho" said Saji in pure sadness.
Hey hey hey we have another chapter woooo and quite a long one at that aren't you guys happy I know I'm sure indifferent about it but I am glad at the amount of people actually bothering to read this trash I mean what is wrong with you guys. But in all seriousness I wold like to thank those of you who have read this I know it hasn't got one million views, reviews and followers but the number I have really makes me feel happy so thank you guys...NOT
