A/N: I hope you enjoy this, I wrote to explain a few things….
A/N: As always I own nothing but the OC's.
Harry and the Fairy Flirt
October 1992
Chapter 10: "Training Underway"
Ron slowly stepped through the doorway into Dumbledore's office 'I wish he'd grow a heart' Ron fumed. As he stepped into the center of the room something caught his attention in the shadows but when he turned to look nothing was there. 'I wonder what we will be doing today.'
"Take a seat Ron." Dumbledore stepped into the room and made his way to the desk. "Today we will be putting what I have been instructing you in…" scooping up a book he looked up at Ron "into action amongst the Muggles"
"Muggles…" Ron was confused "But won't…":
"Nobody will know if you do it right…" He smiled skimming the book again "Remember I will not save you if you are caught, so be alert." Dumbledore slammed the book shut and set it down then walked over to Ron and grabbed his arm as he stood. "Here we go…"
The first scene came into view and Ron was confused. It was a grocery store; muggles were bustling around ignoring each other quietly getting what they need. The occasional smile and friendly greeting was heard and once an apology came after a gentleman ran into someone else's cart.
"This is where we start" Dumbledore whispered "and don't worry they can't see or hear us." He released Ron's arm and leaned over a display seizing an apple and dropping it into a lady's purse. "You are to start here…" He smiled as he tripped the lady sending here tumbling and her purse flying open and spilling its contents. "There are 3 things you need to do here; think to your lessons they will tell you what you need to do." Dumbledore stepped to the side and folded his arms "you may begin.
Ron paced around the room pocketing some candy and flicking a kid or two on the head which sent them into a panic muttering something about ghosts. 'I think I like this…' he glanced at Dumbledore who was not happy. 'Great, I don't like that look…' He frowned 'what am I supposed to do? Think…' Ron thought back to the lessons on cause and effect 'the muggle world effects ours more than we realize… he took an apple and got a woman in trouble for theft…' a light bulb went on and Ron ran back to where Dumbledore stood 'perfect, this will work nicely' he reached behind Dumbledore and grabbed for a can; on the bottom of the stack. Happy he turned and quickly walked toward a woman near the vegetables. He got only a few steps when the crash and oddly feminine scream happened. Turning around he saw Dumbledore underneath a pile of cans and half the room rushing over to him. 'Bloody Hell…' he backed away slowly and set the can down 'they can see him!'
Moving quickly he headed for the doors then stopped 'oh yeah the traveling spell… how did that go?'
Just as Ron pulled his wand out Dumbledore broke away from the crowd and was nearly right behind him as Ron waved his wand and recited incorrectly the traveling spell. A loud squeal and then shrieks came from behind Ron making him jump 'what was…..' he turned around 'where did the pig come from?' he looked at the glare on the pigs face and frowned "Sorry Dumbledore" He smiled at him. "I'll fix it…" after three tries Ron finally got it right and Dumbledore grabbed his arm violently and with a poof they were back in His office at Hogwarts.
"What the Hell where you thinking" Dumbledore bellowed as he popped in an Ice pack and positioned it on his head gingerly.
"I was just doing as you…"
"Shut Up…and sit down" Dumbledore sat down at his desk and waved for a book that floated over to Ron and dropped into his lap "apparently we need to go over some basics."
"Basic science…" he looked up at Dumbledore "this looks like a kid's book?"
"Open it up to chapter 5 on gravity" He growled "then we will go over the basics of cause and effect again…" Dumbledore glared "perhaps you will learn what you did wrong."
Gryffindor Common Room
(After dinner)
Sauce tumbled into the room laughing and everyone looked up by now the entire room was on Harry's side and knew all about Orria and the fairies, all but Ron. When Harry had mentioned his own room he had no clue that Orria would transform the entire Gryffindor house.
Sauce stumbled over to Orria and Harry and smiled "you are never going to guess what happened…."
"So do tell," Hermione chirped as she dropped her book to her lap
"Well, Dumbledore took his training on the road, something about putting Cause and effect into action amongst the Muggles…"
"You did stop them correct" Harry was worried
"Didn't need too" Sauce shook his head "Ron knocked an entire stack of canned corn on top of Dumbledore then managed to turn him into a pig, and blow up a couple of displays of canned meat sending those toppling over onto Dumbledore too. The idiot then tried to fix it by levitating the cans off Dumbledore…" He burst out laughing "Guess what happened…"
Harry Laughed "Well I don't think we will need to worry about Dumbledore….Ron will take care of him for us."
The room burst out laughing as Orria furrowed her brow "not what I thought he would be doing with Ron…I mean come on Ron is all looks no brains, did he think this through?"
Harry stopped laughing and looked offended "you think Ron is cute?"
"No, I never said that" Orria turned around and faced Harry.
"You said he is all looks…" Harry fumed, hurt.
"I never said good looks" Orria frowned 'I really upset him. Wait, what is wrong woth this picture' she grimaced "I'm sorry"
Harry nodded and looked away but Orria grabbed his face and pulled it up to look at her. "I am sorry that I upset you…" She melted "Seriously are you okay or do I need to work on your self esteem some more…how could you possibly be threatened by Ron?"
Harry kissed her nose and smiled "I've never felt jealous before but I really want to rip him to pieces right now because you think he's cute."
"I don't think he's cute" Orria rolled her eyes annoyed
"That's not what you said though…" he fidgeted "You do realize I am never going to let you live this down."
Hermione giggled "Me either..." she smiled "I'm on his side"
Luna frowned "what did you think he'd be doing with him?"
"Ever heard of mind control?" Orria leaned toward Luna with a serious look on her face and the entire room burst out laughing yet again.
"Please…" Hermione smiled "What mind?"
Dining Hall
Harry stifled a laugh as Dumbledore stumbled into the room looking as if he had gotten into a fight with a set of Barber sheers. Glancing up he noticed everyone at the Gryffindor table was having the same problem.
Dumbledore stepped up to the front to make an announcement and everyone grew silent. "Due to the unusual behavior of the Gryffindor…" he squeaked and the room erupted with laughter
Snape stood up and tapped on his glass "Silence!"
Dumbledore nodded a thank you and continued. "I will be relocating Ron Wesley to another house, Ron will you please step forward to be resorted."
The Ghosts for the different houses where there to represent their houses; they floated near Dumbledore and all began talking in hushed annoyed tones as Ron emerged from a door way bandaged and bruised and covered in paint. He slowly walked past nearly headless Nick and the ghostly apparition rolled his eyes at Ron and floated away, quickly followed by all but one of the ghosts.
"After much discussion…" Dumbledore looked even more annoyed all of a sudden "the Slytherin house has been most generous in agreeing to allow Ron to relocate there." Dumbledore waved his wand and Ron's robes changed to that of Slytherin "Now you make take your place please."
Ron sauntered slowly over to the Slytherin table and squeezed in between Crabbe and Goyle who seemed happy to see him and were also covered in paint.
Draco gave Harry a look then smiled; silently Harry recited the spell and watched Draco's thoughts…
'Listening, Potter?'
Harry nodded and smiled
'I guess you have figured out who Ron's new friends are...'
Harry nodded again and glanced at Ron, who was arguing with his two new friends. He then looked back at Draco and smiled slightly.
'Listen…' he glanced nervously at Dumbledore 'Wrap and I will keep an eye on Ron but I am not too happy about being in this house now…' Draco frowned 'Just as Gryffindor has become the Potter Fairies, Slytherin has become Dumbledore's idiots' he glared at Harry 'Tell Orria to get us out of here, please' He begged.
Harry smiled and glanced down at Orria who was watching Ron intently. 'This isn't going to be an easy task but I'm not sure I want them over there any more than they want to be there.'
Gryffindor Common Room
(After dinner)
"I don't get it" Ginny complained "Why did they relocate him?"
Sauce fidgeted of all the newbie's to the Fairy Order she was the most annoying. "Because Sir Nick tried to kill him"
"Ron wouldn't have done anything to him; so Sir Nicholas must have started it" Ginny fussed
"I don't know or care who started it." Sauce growled at her "so drop it!"
"Well I do!" She growled back "Now tell me what's really going on here?"
Sauce rolled his eyes and glanced over at Luna who was laughing quietly… "Ron is not welcome here anymore…that's all you need to worry about." He waved his hand at her and she found her voice suddenly missing "Now go do your homework" He turned around, growled at Luna and headed up the stairs to talk with Orria. As he entered the room he caught the tail end of a conversation.
"…So he is relaxing now but I don't know how long that will last; he is pretty messed up I mean we are talking about Aska…"
Orria slapped a hand over Draco's mouth and glared at Sauce "What do you want?"
"Orria look if you are going to start keeping secrets from me and acting this way than I am just going to head back to the realms and say screw you." He growled "I mean come on; you have me babysitting that…."
"Alright…" She huffed "First off I'm fine; just a little magical indigestion…." She glared at Draco who was laughing "Something I ate." Orria flicked Draco the forehead and growled. "As to the other, it's just a friend of Harry's that I needed to rescue…"
"And now hide" Draco ducked and hid behind Wrap who had chosen to remain silent through this fight. "But apparently the castle is perfect for that;" he smiled relaxing a bit too much "That place is incredible; I can't believe that…ow" Draco rubbed his head and glared at Orria.
"Dropped your guard Draco" Wrap laughed "Well He and I need to go before he get's brain damage…"Wrap grabbed Draco's arm and the two popped out just as Draco stuck his tongue out at Orria.
"Seriously girl you need help…" He frowned as Orria's eyes flickered a bit; the typical sparkle changed to a red glow then back to a sparkle. "Orria I think you need to go talk to Mandy…" He felt her forehead "I think you might have poisoned yourself with that stunt of yours"
Dumbledore's Office
Ron sat nervously in the chair across from Dumbledore's desk 'What's taking him so long' he glanced back at the door 'it's just a stupid test…we've done this twice now; how hard can it be to get ready for it?'
Dumbledore finally entered the room and Ron laughed "What's the helmet and pads for?"
"My sanity..." Dumbledore growled
"Well can we get this over with" He fidgeted "I mean third time's a charm right?" Ron grinned cluelessly.
"Yes well…" He yanked Ron out of the chair and frowned "Screw this up this time and I feed you to the Basilisk"
"What…" Ron couldn't finish his question before they vanished and reappeared this time they were at a busy Mall somewhere in America "you have a sick obsession with Muggles." Ron frowned.
"Shut up and get to it." Dumbledore stepped away from him and mumbled a protection spell.
Ron looked around and smiled "Whose mind do I mess with first?" Ron walked by a young kid with a ice cream cone and he flicked the ice cream onto the floor then glanced at Dumbledore who had his head in his hand mumbling something about having to start all over again and finding a spare brain. Shrugging he turned his attention to a shoe rack and a girl who was standing near it texting someone.
Slowly he walked over and glanced over her shoulder reading the text "You are one dirty minded little…." He laughed as he smacked her on the bum which made the girl jump and knock over the rack that then cascaded into another and like dominoes every rack in the entire store ended up on the floor with the last one knocking over a display that tumbled into a hotdog cart that then rolled into a thin pole that held up a plywood platform and foam rocks that Dumbledore was standing under.
"Bloody Hell…" Dumbledore moaned as the platform tumbled onto him…
Ron laughed as foam rocks bounced everywhere then picked up the girls cell phone and sent out a quick text before tucking it into the pocket on the girl's purse.
Dumbledore slowly crawled out from under the huge mess, mumbling to himself. He stood up gingerly and glared at Ron.
Ron walked around the upper level of the mall 2 or 3 times before he saw something that caught his attention. Grinning he slid down the rail of the stairs to 2nd the floor then walked over to a guy leaning against the railing looking down onto the bottom level. Ron listened with glee as he teased and taunted a kid below him. The boy angrily stormed off and came back with a mall cop.
Smiling Ron reached over and tipped the Guy's cup over spilling slushy all over the mall cop just as he looked up to see who the little kid was pointing at. Shocked the Guy jumped back bumping into a planter that then wobbled into a kid holding a toy dart gun loaded with rubber tip darts he had coated with super glue and was intending for his sister across from him. As the kid stumbled the gun went off sending darts out. 1 landed right on Dumbledore's lips gluing them shut. Another hit his sister across from him and she wailed as she tried to pull the dart off the back of her head. Realizing the dart was stuck she screamed and took off after him chasing him up onto the level where Dumbledore stood trying to remove the dart. With Dumbledore invisible and distracted he didn't see the kids as they ran by knocking him into the fountain. Flailing he took the three business suits next to him into the fountain with him with a splash.
Ron smiled down below till he saw Dumbledore's face…. 'I'm going to be cleaning the boy's bathrooms again…' He frowned 'Damn, I hope he doesn't…' he made his way up to the top level quickly and looked at Dumbledore as he stumbled out of the fountain, limping, wet and furious 'yeah they are getting ex-lax laced beans again…'
The three business men emerged from the fountain arguing and furious. Their cell phones where history and so were all their papers and documents. Ron laughed as they got into a shoving match over which of the three of them just cost their company a million dollar deal. Glancing over the rail he laughed as the slushy cover cop hauled off the guy. And the parents of the two kids had caught them and where hauling them out of the mall. Just as he glanced over at Dumbledore who had removed his helmet to empty it of water, the girl stormed up the stairs screaming into her phone. "Fine then break up with me!" She screamed then threw her phone at the fountain and stormed over to the rail where she sobbed. The phone tumbled through the air and landed square against Dumbledore's unguarded head.
"Bloody Hell…" Dumbledore moaned as he fell backwards and blacked out.
"That's 3" Ron gloated as he dragged Dumbledore out of the fountain and raised his wand to say the traveling spell….
"NO DON'T …" Dumbledore screamed as they vanished and reappeared in his office.