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Author's Note: Another chapter of Welcome to the World of Gleek Facebook is finish! Hope you guys enjoy it.
This chapter is all about the New Directions' drama. No Warblers but they will pop up unexpected. The featured Warbler is Aaron Houghston.
BTW, just pretend that Sarah Pahlin and Donald Trump are going to run for president. I have no idea if it's true that they'll be running but for the sake of this chapter...pretend they are...
Warning: Rated T/M for foul language
Disclaimer: I will never own Glee or Facebook but I still have a chance to own Darren Criss! DARREN CRISS IS MINE BITCHES!
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Chapter Ten:
Will vs. Sue II and Braron
Britney S. Pierce to Aaron Houghston: Hello!
Aaron Houghston: Hello?
Britney S. Pierce: Hi!
Aaron Houghston: Hi?
Britney S. Pierce: Hello! :)
Aaron Houghston: Uh...hello...
Britney S. Pierce: Hi! :)
Aaron Houghston: Uh...hi...
Britney S. Pierce: Hello! :)
Aaron Houghston: Hello!
Britney S. Pierce: Hi!
Aaron Houghston: Hi!
Britney S. Pierce: Hhhheeeeellllllloooooooo!
Aaron Houghston: Hhhhiiiiiiihhhhhiiiiiiiiiii!
Britney S. Pierce: HI!
Aaron Houghston: Hello!
Wes Yang:Wow! This Facebook conversation is very fascinating.
Aaron Houghston and Britney S. Pierce likes this
Wes Yang: *facepalm* I was being sarcastic!
Aaron Houghston: What's sarcastic?
Wes Yang: *double facepalm*
Britney S. Pierce: What's a facepalm again?
Wes Yang: *triple facepalm*
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Sue Sylvester: is running for President of the United States of America
Will Schuester: *facepalm*
Emma Howell-Pillsbury: *sanitizes hand then facepalm*
Coach Shannon Beiste: *facepalms with a football*
Quinn Fabray: *facepalm*
Santana Lopez: *facepalm*
Britney S. Pierce: *facepalm* What's a facepalm again?
Kurt Hummel: *supermegafoxyawesomehot facepalm because of Brit and Coach Sue*
Mercedes Jones: *facepalm*
Finn Hudson: *facepalm* She's got to be kidding...
Sue Sylvester: One Sue Sylvester does not kid, Frankenstein! I'm going to kick Sarah Pahlin and Donald Trump's asses!
Quinn Fabray: She really does need to go to a mental hospital...
Santana Lopez and 344,543,646 others likes this
Kurt Hummel: Somebody call 911-I'm crazy!
Britney S. Pierce, Lord Tubbington, and 35,256,645 others this
Sue Sylvester: Shut up, Stretch marks and Porcelain! Or I will switch you're sexes!
Kurt Hummel: Coach...technically we're both girls...I consider myself a girl.
Sue Sylvester: You are still a man...a confused man who likes SHOWTUNES...disgusting...more disgusting than Will Schuester's hair.
Will Schuester: *facepalm* Sue, please tell me you're kidding.
Sue Sylvester: The only time I kid is when I steal candy from a KID. I 'am dead serious, Mr. Hair-filled-with-little-people!
Will Schuester: *facepalm* please don't tell me you're still on about that little people invasion.
Sue Sylvester: It's very on. As on as your hair dresser, kept torturing you with that ridiculous hair of yours.
Will Schuester: Enough with the hair jokes, Sue.
Sue Sylvester: The hair jokes will disappear when that horrible thing on top of your head you consider "your hair" has been shaved off by a razor.
Will Schuester: in your dreams, Sue!
Sue Sylvester: In my dreams...I dream about you and me together in bed, under the covers...
Santana Lopez: Eww...old people should never have sex...it's just disgusting...
Artie Abrams: True that!
Tina Cohen-Chang and 343,634 others likes this
Sue Sylvester: Shut up, Fake Boobs and Unmovable Feet! Or I'll use Unmovable Feet's wheelchair and run over those Fake Boobs of yours!
Sue Sylvester: Where was I? Oh yes! I dreamt of me and Spongehair Squarechin under the bed covers. Except Spongehair's head is detached from his body and is being eaten by the omnivore little people that lived in his hair. I lay in bed watching everything with a huge smile and a bowl of popcorn, enjoying what I was seeing.
Will Schuester: O_O
Will Schuester: Sue that is so wrong, it's more wrong than the song Friday being written.
Artie Abrams: True that!
Quinn Fabray and 32,534,634 others likes this
Sue Sylvester: No, what's wrong is that people can live everyday around you and not knowing that any minute, little people will jump off from that horrible thing on top of your head and cause havoc in their lives, making the world end.
Will Schuester: YOU ARE INSANE!
Rachel Berry: You just found out now?
Finn Hudson and 95,346,564,565 others likes this
Sue Sylvester: William, I resent that accusation of yours. My wife, one Sue Sylvester, and I, one Sue Sylvester, took a test if we were insane and the test said it was negative. Therefore, me and my wife are not insane.
Will Schuester: The test is insane.
Sue Sylvester: YOU are insane, Butt Chin. To have ridiculous hair like yours! I'm very sure every hairdresser who has touched that hair is dead by now! You are a menace to our society! Poor hairdressers...
Will Schuester: I 'am not a murderer
Sue Sylvester: You're not. Your hair is the murderer. One look and you're saying hello to Michael Jackson.
Will Schuester: *facepalm* I'm leaving Facebook now. I can't live with your insanity! Schuester out! *walks out*
Sue Sylvester: *insert the most evil laugh you ever heard* Victory is mine! Take that bitches!
Britney S. Pierce: Poor lady dogs...
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Noah Puckerman: "I just had SEX!"
Finn Hudson: "and it feels so GOOD!"
Artie Abrams: "a woman let me put my penis"
Mike Chang: "inside her!
Noah Puckerman: "I just had sex!"
Sam Evans: "And I'll never go back!"
Finn Hudson: "To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past"
Rachel Berry: Ugh! That song is so offensive towards women!
Santana Lopez: And yet I love singing that song after I got laid.
Quinn Fabray: True that!
Rachel Berry: "I just had SEX!"
Quinn Fabray: "And it felt so good!"
Santana Lopez: "I let a boy put his penis!
Lauren Zizes: "inside me!"
Mercedes Jones: "I just had sex!"
Britney S. Pierce: "And I'll never go back"
Tina Cohen-Chang: "To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past"
Burt Hummel: What the hell do they teach you in school?
Finn Hudson: Singing?
Noah Puckerman: Sex?
Rachel Berry: Singing songs about sex! :)
Burt Hummel: Good thing I pulled out my son out that school.
Noah Puckerman: Sucks for him that he can't sing songs about sex.
Artie Abrams and 324,345 others likes this
Principal Figgins: Noah Puckerman! In my office NOW!
Noah Puckerman: Oh shit...
Burt Hummel: That's what singing sex songs gets you.
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Noah Puckerman: has escaped the principal office...again. I'm so awesome!
Finn Hudson: Hey Puck, can I ask you a question?
Noah Puckerman: If you're going to ask if you can get AIDS from a cucumber...I already told you...yes...that's why NEVER eat cucumbers!
Finn Hudson: Not that! I'm never eating cucumbers again. Can I ask if you and Rach did the nasty-nasty already?
Noah Puckerman: And by nasty-nasty...you mean sex?
Finn Hudson: Yeah
Noah Puckerman: Yeah...I took Rach's big V, But we didn't have sex...we made love to each other
Santana Lopez: That's sex for five years olds.
Finn Hudson: Five years can't have sex...can they?
Santana Lopez: *facepalm* idiot.
Finn Hudson: Fuck you, Satan!
Santana Lopez: Sure, come to my place now.
Finn Hudson: Never in a million years.
Santana Lopez: Can you count to a million?
Finn Hudson: ...no...
Santana Lopez: Sucks for you :P
Finn Hudson: :(
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Britney S. Pierce: to Aaron Houghston: Are you a dolphin?
Aaron Houghston: What's a dolphin?
Britney S. Pierce: A gay shark
Aaron Houghston: What's a shark?
Britney S. Pierce: A kind of fish
Aaron Houghston: What's a fish?
Britney S. Pierce: A number
Aaron Houghston: What's a number?
Britney S. Pierce: Wan, too, tree, for, fish, cheeks, sayven, ate, naine, teen...I can only count to teen.
Aaron Houghston: It's okay...I can only say the alphabet until "N"
Britney S. Pierce: ...do you wanna make out?
Aaron Houghston: ...what's make out?
Britney S. Pierce: It's when my girl tongue and you're boy tongue have a girl-boy dance.
Aaron Houghston: I don't know how to dance. Especially with my tongue...
Britney S. Pierce: I know how to dance and my tongue knows too! Lord Tubbington knows too!
Aaron Houghston: Who's Lord Tubbington?
Britney S. Pierce: My cat.
Aaron Houghston: Cool! I have a cat too. Her name is Lady Tubbington.
Britney S. Pierce: Our cats and we should totally make out.
Aaron Houghston: Cool! I'll go to your place!
Britney S. Pierce: Can't wait for our cat date!
Aaron Houghston: Me too!
Wes Yang: I cannot believe stupidness can lead to something good...and by good...I mean make out sessions
Aaron Houghston, Lord Tubbington and Britney S. Pierce likes this
Wes Yang: is jealous of Aaron Houghston
Aaron Houghston: what's jealous?
Wes Yang: *facepalm* I take back what I said. At least I have a brain...
Aaron Houghston: what's a brain?
Wes Yang: *double facepalm*
Britney S. Pierce: What's a facepalm again?
Wes Yang: *triple facepalm* I'm getting tired of facepalming...
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Sue Sylvester made a new page called Vote 4 Sue! Or Sue'll Kill U!
Sue Sylvester likes the page Vote 4 Sue! Or Sue'll Kill U!
Sue Sylvester: like the page Vote 4 Sue! Or Sue'll Kill U! Or I'll hunt you down and literally end your pathetic lives!
Kurt Hummel, Finn Hudson, and 3,564,354 others likes this
Sue Sylvester: I'm so going to win elections! *insert evil laugh*
Will Schuester: You can't threaten people to vote for you! That's blackmail!
Sue Sylvester: Oh yes I can, Butt Chin. I can as much as I can insult that disgusting, horrible, and just plain wrong hair of yours.
Will Schuester: Well, you know what Sue. At least my hair looks like it's been taken care off. Your looks like a man's and it's never been combed.
Sue Sylvester: O_O
Will Schuester: Your hair is so bad, bald men have better hair than you do. (A/N: I 'am not insulting the bald people. I'm just using baldness as a joke. Please don't be offended or sue. I'm just a kid...a teenage kid...)
Sue Sylvester: O_O
Will Schuester: Your hair is so bad, shampoo and conditioner run away in terror the minute they see your hair.
Sue Sylvester: O_O
Will Schuester: Your hair is so bad it only has one hair style: Bad Hairdo
Sue Sylvester: O_O
Will Schuester: Your hair is so bad when you get a haircut no hairdresser would come to near it. At least my hair they still touch.
Sue Sylvester: O_O
Will Schuester: Your hair is so bad that no man will ever love you because of that ridiculous hair of yours!
Sue Sylvester: O_O
Will Schuester: And most of all, your hair is so bad, it's as bad as your personality. Your personality is like Hitler's and Nixon's combined. No wonder no one likes you. NO ONE WILL EVER LIKE YOU!
Sue Sylvester: O_O you win, Schuester.
Will Schuester: O_O what?
Sue Sylvester: You win, I lose. Good bye. *signs off Facebook*
Will Schuester: Did Sue Sylvester just admit she lost to me? Is this a dream?
Will Schuester: is doing a victory! Take that Sue Sylvester! Take that you bitch!
Britney S. Pierce: Poor lady dog... :(
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Finn Hudson to Britney S. Pierce: How long have you been cheating on me?
Britney S. Pierce: Since when have you been a test?
Finn Hudson: *facepalm* cheating on me with Aaron Houghston?
Britney S. Pierce: Who's Aaron Houghston?
Finn Hudson: *double facepalm* the guy you're cheating on me with.
Britney S. Pierce: are you a Math test?
Finn Hudson: *hits head on wall from disbelief* the guy you're making out with.
Britney S. Pierce: Oh...you mean Aaron and Lady Tubbington?
Finn Hudson: *facepalm*yeah him
Britney S. Pierce: But I'm just teaching him how to dance with his tongue. Also, Lord Tubbington is teaching Lady Tubbington how to make out with their cat tongues.
Finn Hudson: *facepalm* you're kidding me. Who in the world needs to be taught how to make out? All humans know how to do that. Is Aaron an alien?
Aaron Houghston: Finn, I'm not an alien. And Britney is just really teaching me how tongues can dance with each other. I seriously don't know how.
David Thompson: Aaron speaks the truth, Finn. I even think Britney is Aaron's first kiss.
Aaron Houghston: What's a first kiss?
David Thompson: *facepalm* yup, I'm definitely right...
Finn Hudson: Britt, you still shouldn't have taught Aaron. We're together and that means only my tongue can dance with yours.
Britney S. Pierce: I'm sorry, Finny. Let me make it up to you. You, me, and Aaron should have a threesome.
Finn Hudson: O_O Awesome! *runs to Britt's house with a pack of condoms*
David Thompson: O_O
Wes Yang: O_O
Jordan McClaine: O_O
Aaron Houghston: What's a threesome?
Britney S. Pierce: It's when three people move around in bed without clothes and have their tongues all over each other.
Aaron Houghston: But I don't know how to threesome...
Britney S. Pierce: Finny and I will show you. Come to my house now.
Aaron Houghston: Uh...okay...
Jordan McClaine: I can't believe Aaron's going to lose his virginity to a threesome. I'm so jealous!
Thad Stevens: Looks like someone has a better sex life than you do.
Jordan McClaine: Dream on, nerd! I'm the sex king of Dalton. No one can take my place!
Wes Yang: Maybe I should act more stupid...maybe I'll get laid more...
Blaine Anderson: Aren't you already stupid? :)
Wes Yang: *prays for Mr. Bang-Bang to rise from his grave and hit jealous hobbit on the head*
Blaine Anderson: For the hundredth-millionth time, Wesley! HE'S GONE!
Wes Yang: Silence! He is here. We can't see him. But we can feel him hitting us on the head...he's the reason we get random headaches.
David Thompson: *facepalm* For Grilled Cheesus sakes! It's just a gavel!
Wes Yang: SILENCE!
David Thompson: Blaine, call 911-I'm crazy!
Blaine Anderson: On it!
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Rachel Berry: wants her Sex Shark, now!
Noah Puckerman: On my way, baby!
Santana Lopez: Looks like Puck let out the beast inside Man-hands.
Rachel Berry: Yes, yes he did. :)
Santana Lopez: Congratulations! Welcome to the non-virgins society!
Rachel Berry: Thank you, bitch! Now, I'll be taking that Sex Bitch title of yours.
Santana Lopez: In your dreams, Man-hands. I'm better in bed than you'll ever be.
Rachel Berry: Don't be so sure. In time, I'll be taking that crown.
Santana Lopez: fuck you!
Rachel Berry: Gladly, come to my place now.
Santana Lopez: I wouldn't have sex with you even if you're the last person in the world.
Rachel Berry: Don't say you liked it till you tried it, bitch!
Santana Lopez: I'm going to have wild sex with someone and record it. You'll see why I own my crown.
Rachel Berry: Bring it, bitch!
Santana Lopez: Wesley! My house! Now! And bring the whip and hand cuffs.
Wes Yang: :) My life is awesome!
David Thompson: And yet you can't accept Mr. Bang-Bang's dead...
Wes Yang: How many times will I say...SILENCE!
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Finn Hudson: has just had a threesome with Britney S. Pierce and Aaron Houghston. And it was totally awe-wait for it-some! :)
Noah Puckerman: Glad you'd finally have a threesome, dude! Want to have a threesome with me and Rachel?
Finn Hudson: Sure! :)
Carole Hudson-Hummel: FINN CHRISTOPHER MARK HUDSON! What's this I read about you having a threesome? How long have you been sexually active?
Finn Hudson: Mom! How'd you get on Facebook?
Kurt Hummel: :)
Finn Hudson: *glares at Kurt* YOU! Kurt, I'm going to kill you!
Blaine Anderson: Don't!
Carole Hudson-Hummel: There will be no killing of brothers that's going to happen. Finn! House! Now!
Kurt Hummel: :P
Finn Hudson: Kurt, you are going to pay!
Kurt Hummel: This is my pay back for you teaching my father how to Facebook that led him to giving me "The Sex Talk".
Finn Hudson: But she's going to kill me.
Kurt Hummel: Don't let her near dad's shot gun.
Finn Hudson: *looks at the heavens* Grilled Cheesus! Help me!
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Finn Hudson: is grounded for three months. This sucks.
Kurt Hummel: At least she didn't find dad's shot gun. You're lucky I hid the shot gun.
Finn Hudson: Thanks man...but I'm still going to kill you...
Kurt Hummel: I know where dad's shot gun is so...you can't kill me...I kill you...
Finn Hudson: Damn Grilled Cheesus... I hate you!
Kurt Hummel: You love me!
Blaine Anderson: Yes I do.
Kurt Hummel: What?
Blaine Anderson: O_O I mean, I love that...you torture you're brother...endlessly...
Kurt Hummel: Oh...
Wes Yang: Idiot! Mr. Bang-Bang! Save us from this idiot hobbit!
David Thompson: HE IS GONE! WESLEY!
Wes Yang: SILENCE YOU FOOL! HE WILL RISE AGAIN! I SWEAR IT!
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Burt Hummel to Carole Hudson-Hummel: We are such awesome parents!
Carole Hudson-Hummel: Totally
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Quinn Fabray: has anyone seen Coach Sylvester?
Will Schuester: I haven't seen her for a week now.
Kurt Hummel: Probably because you ridiculed her hair.
Will Schuester: SHE always ridicules mine!
Quinn Fabray: Because she's jealous of your hair, Mr. Schue.
Will Schuester: O_Oare you kidding me? Sue hates my hair!
Kurt Hummel: She's jealous of it. It's because her hair is ruined by various chemicals when she was a kid.
Will Schuester: How do you even know this?
Quinn Fabray: Every Cheerio knows this. She never EVER wants us to talk about her hair or hair in general.
Will Schuester: Why did no one told me about this?
Kurt Hummel: You never ask
Will Schuester: *facepalm*
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Will Schuester to Sue Sylvester: Sue, I'm so sorry!
Sue Sylvester: Get away from my wall, love child of an ugly haired hobbit and Satan.
Will Schuester: I'm sorry that I ridiculed your hair. My anger got the worst in me.
Sue Sylvester: Leave my wall this INSTANT, son of Satan! Or I'll hack you're Facebook page and post naked pictures of men on it!
Will Schuester: *facepalm* I'll let you shave my hair off...
Sue Sylvester: O_O ...really?
Will Schuester: If that will make you forgive me for being a douchebag...then be my guest.
Will Schuester: Sue?
After Five Minutes
Will Schuster: Sue? Please reply to me.
Will Schuester: What the hell?
Will Schuester: Sue? How the hell did you get inside my apartment?
Sue Sylvester: I tore down your door with my bare hands.
Will Schuester: You're insane!
Sue Sylvester via Blackberry
Sue Sylvester: And you're half-bald! Success! Only half of the people will kill us all! Unless you let me shave off the rest of that ridiculous hair of yours.
Will Schuester: It was a mistake that I even said yes to that. GET THE HELL OUT OF MY APARTMENT!
Sue Sylvester: has won yet again a fight against Butt Chin! *insert evil laugh*
Sue Sylvester:Vote For Sue Sylvester! Or I'll find you and end all of your pathetic lives!
Sue Sylvester: Have a nice day, you buffoons in Facebook!
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Author's Note: And another chapter is done yet again. So? What do you think? Tell me in the reviews!
Dominic is not in this chapter but will be specially featured in the next chapter. It will be his last chapter so...say good bye to Dominic soon.
Will vs. Sue: My favorite part. Can I just say I love their frienemy relationship? And yes, Will is half-bald because of Sue. And yes, Sue WILL be running for President. Will you vote for her? If you are, then I suggest you see a psychiatrist because you might be suffering from insanity.
Braron: Who do you want Britney to be with? Finn or Aaron? Or maybe you want her to be with Lord Tubbington? If you want her and Lord Tubbington, I also suggest you see a psychiatrist because that is just insane and plus, what about Lady Tubbington?
"I Just Had Sex": That song is stuck in my head so I didn't have a choice not feature it in this chapter. Blame my friends for sticking that song in my head.
Favorite Part: Will vs. Sue and the Hudmel parents popping out. I love Burt and Carole!
Favorite Quote and Quoter: One Sue Sylvester: " No, what's wrong is that people can live everyday around you and not knowing that any minute, little people will jump off from that horrible thing on top of your head and cause havoc in their lives, those making the world end." She is definitely insane and I love her for that!
Thanks again for the reviews, alerts, and favorites! Also the likers of the two Facebook pages: Wes Yang's Mr. Bang-Bang and Penguin, the new Sex Symbol!
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Will Mr. Schue grow his hair back? Will Rachel take Santana's crown? Will Britney and Aaron have more "tongue dance" together? Will Lord and Lady Tubbington make cat babies together? Will Sue win the election? Tune in next time for another chapter of Gleek Facebook!
All my love to Klaine and my fellow Klainebows!