Me: Ok, I am done with my driving lessons, I left 2 for the day of the exam, to exercise a little bit before the actual exam.
Deidara: Nobody cares, yeah.
Me: Would you care if I told you that I have chosen to talk to you in the first place because I had randomly chosen you?
Deidara: *gasp* You didn't, yeah.
Me: Oh yes I did, yeah.
Deidara: *sulks in corner* Nobody loves me.
Me: *sweatdrops* Anyway, keep voting since I don't know when to finish the poll. I don't own Naruto, sadly. If I did then Akatsuki would rule the world.
We went inside, some of the guys said that I had a nice place… well they said 'nice' in their own way, meaning: Sasori, Kakuzu, Itachi, Pein, Konan and Zetsu nodded their heads, Deidara said my house was 'a bang'… wtf does that mean? Hidan said 'I can't believe a bitch like you stays in this awesome fucking place', Kisame grinned and said 'Not bad kitten, very comfortable'.
The pervy Madara said: 'A beautiful place for my beautiful flower', I rolled my eyes at that, of course... cheesy pick up lines.
And who could forget Tobi, that little cutie pie of cuteness said: 'Sakura-chan's place is very pretty, just like her', I blushed a little at that and smiled and hugged him.
He's so cute… scratch that, he's adorable.
Anyway, we went in the living room, I had 3 couches there, grandma liked to have guests. Of course those bastards were already making themselves at home, while I decided to be a 'goody goody host' and bring them some cookies I made… it was my grandma's recipe, they melt in your mouth.
I went to the kitchen and looked for the cookies, I found them and put them on a plate.
I make my way out of the kitchen until I hear a whining… Tobi, my sweet little Tobi is being strangled by Deidara… that fuck.
Of course nobody is lifting a finger to help Tobi, so I take matters into my own hands.
I put the plate on the coffee table and go towards those two, I pull Deidara's ear and put his hands behind his back, not too tight though or I might brake his arms.
"You idiot blonde, what did I say about hurting Tobi? Are you stupid or stupid?" I scream in his ear, in return he grunts in pain.
I roll my eyes and let go of his hands.
I go towards Tobi and ask him if he's alright.
"Tobi is fine now Sakura-chan, you saved Tobi's life, sometimes sempai is so mean to Tobi" he said while hugging my legs… kawaii, I just wanna hug him forever and that's what I did, except the forever part… sadly.
"It's ok Tobi, I won't let your meanie sempai hurt you" I say while smiling and hugging him at the same time.
"Sakura-chan is Tobi's bestest friend" Tobi says while hugging the daylights out of me, but I don't mind.
"And Tobi is Sakura-chan's best friend" I say while hugging his daylights too, he doesn't mind either.
"Kawaii, how can someone be so cute? It should be against the law" Inner says while wearing a police cap and writing on a notepad… and with hearts in her eyes.
"Tell me about it" for the…N'th time I agree with Inner.
"Ehem, hate to break the fucking emotional picture here, but where are the video games bitch, you said you had a cabinet full of them, as well as movies" Hidan said with his arms crossed over his chest.
I detach myself from Tobi, flip Hidan off and head to a cabinet underneath the TV.
I open it and step aside to let the losers awe at my collection, Hidan is drooling, Tobi is awing (A/N: I think that's the continuous form of 'awe'), Kisame is grinning and whistling, Deidara is drooling and has a weird sparkle in his eye, Madara is awing too, while the others have wide eyes... as wide as impassive guys can have.
I grin at my success of awing them and take out a game, my personal favorite: Jazz Jackrabbit 2 The Secret Files.
"How about we play?" I ask grinning and Hidan scoffs.
I raise my eyebrow at this.
"Let me guess, too manly for you?" I ask with a mischievous glint in my eyes.
The others laugh, while Hidan is red with anger.
"Bitch that game is for babies, don't you fucking have Serious Sam or Bloody Roar?" Hidan asks and rummages through my cabinet while I twitch my eyebrow and scream at him.
"Idiot, don't go trashing through my games, I put them in a specific order only I know." I scream and point at him, in return he flips me off, so I take him by his ear and drag him to the couch while he swears a storm of words at me.
The others look amused, except for Kisame, Deidara and Tobi, who are laughing their asses off and pointing at Hidan.
I go back to my cabinet and take out Bloody Roar. (A/N: It's an old game I used to play with my brother, if you were born in the '90's you know which game I'm talking about).
I close the fucking cabinet and proceed to take out my game console, Kisame and Deidara offered to help me, how sweet of them.
We set the game, I have two consoles only and I look at the bastards with an eyebrow raised.
They only stare at me… I facepalm myself, literally.
"Who wants to go first, idiots? Hidan, didn't you say that you wanted to play this game?" I ask with a glint in my eyes that says 'Bitch, don't tell me you chickened out?'.
He looks back at me and smirks with his own glint that says 'Bring it the fuck on'.
He goes to the console and I look at the remaining bastards… again with an eyebrow raised.
"Well, who want to go against him? It wouldn't be fair if I beat his ass again" I say with a smug look on my face.
"Bitch there's no fucking way you can beat me at this one" he says with his own smug look.
Bitch is going down. I'll make another bet with him.
"Ok Hidan, how about another bet?" I ask, still with a smug look on my face.
He is only ears now. Kakuzu too… is that a sparkle in his eyes?
"I'm listening and this time there is no fucking way I'm gonna lose" Hidan said, now standing up.
"If I beat you, you have to stop swearing for a week, the same week you have to do whatever I say" I say with my same smug look… ok, this is getting old.
"I accept your bet bitch and if you lose, I get to come here and play video games whenever I want." Hidan is in for some ass whooping.
The others were already making bets, suddenly all bets were on me.
"What the fuck, why isn't anybody betting on fucking me?" Hidan asked and I saw his 'little' mistake.
"Hidan, no one wants to bet on 'fucking' you" I say and the others again laugh at my statement, while Hidan swears a storm.
"Bitch, let's fucking start already" Hidan says while pumping his fist in the air.
"Fine, but you've seen the video games, I have a lot of free time, that kinda makes me an expert at them" I say while looking at my cabinet.
"Bitch, you have no idea what I'm doing home with my free time" Hidan says while pointing at himself.
I couldn't help myself:
"… you masturbate?" I ask with a blank look on my face.
All the others roared with laughter, Kisame is on the floor with Deidara and Tobi is on the couch clutching his stomach.
The others are holding their laughter with their hands… even Itachi and Sasori, Konan didn't bother, she laughed like there was no tomorrow.
Hidan is currently trying to catch me while I'm running in the living room, laughing of course.
Things have settled down after 10 minutes, Hidan was restrained by Kisame and Deidara and Kakuzu… that boy has some strength.
We take our places, but not before Hidan shoots me a dirty look. I just put on a blank face and take my controller.
I choose Alice the rabbit, while Hidan chose Long the tiger… no surprise there, that one is a cutie.
Yeah, on with the story.
As I was saying, we kept fighting each other and right now our score is 2-2.
"I have one final ace up my sleeve" I think and I hit the buttons A-up-D-C-B-B-down-up (A/N: Totally random, it's a special move) and suddenly the screen goes black with some dark blue here and there, Alice turns Long into a football and smash him in the opposite direction earning a K.O and making me the winner.
I throw my hand up in the air and shout like a maniac.
"You lost again, loser" I say with my 'loser' pose.
"This fucking can't be possible, you're cheating" he says with an accusing finger.
I look like an innocent 5 year old.
"How can I cheat when I've already told you that I play all the time, so that makes me an expert" I say and… I got nothing.
"You go Sakura, show that fuching dope what we're made of" Inner Sakura said with a gamer's hat and a console in her hands.
Tobi ran up to me and hugged and congratulated me for my success, I hugged him back and proceeded to grab a cookie and sit on the couch while the others were sharing their success and Hidan was sulking.
I suddenly think to myself out loud.
"I don't have any homework tomorrow… yes, more free time" I say and grin like an idiot.
The others are looking at me and I raise my eyebrow at them… I'm becoming very good at this.
Kisame was the first to say something.
"We can keep you company you know" he says with a grin. I simply stare at him.
"… hm" I put my index finger under my chin.
"Aw… come on bitch, your fucking place is fucking awesome" Hidan says and I stare at him like he's a lunatic… no surprise there, since he actually is.
"Why? Itachi has a mansion, which means more room, which means I get all the cookies to myself" I say with stars in my eyes… I have a lot of things in my eyes.
They stare at me in amusement, this time Tobi was the first to speak… so kawaii, that boy has his cuteness overrated.
"But Sakura-chan we don't want to leave you here, what if a meanie burglar breaks into your house and kidnaps you?" Tobi says while somehow managing to get across the room at to my legs, hugging them.
"Then Sakura-chan will beat the crap out of him and take him to the police station who would proclaim Sakura-chan as a courageous hero" I say while patting his head.
"Come on pinky, we just wanna hang out more" Kisame said while also making his way to where I was standing and putting an arm around my shoulders.
People somehow teleport and I don't know?
Inner is currently ordering a facepalm on her phone.
"Why?" I ask, making this more difficult than it already is, I know they wanna hang out with me, but right now I'm too lazy to do that.
"Because we're fun to be around" Kisame says while grinning and tugging me closer… personal bubble alert.
"Hm… I only want to watch a movie, not entertain guests with boring talking" I suddenly remember scenes from movies about kids sitting with their parents and guests and listening to their rattling and mentally finding ways to escape.
"We can fucking watch it with you, your place is better anyways" Hidan said while grinning like a maniac.
"Come on Sakura, a little company won't hurt, plus we would be able to kick their butt if they tried something funny, but seeing as they're normal teenagers, that's the last thing on their mind" Inner said and these are the moments when I wish she wasn't that reasonable.
"Ok fine, if there's no harm" I mentally shake hands with Inner and turn to the others.
"Fine, you can stay, but if you try anything funny, I'll kick your asses so bad, you won't be sitting on them for a month" I say to them with a smirk on my face… I could tell that they're not that stupid as to try anything… except Madara, he's a pervert.
"Yay, Sakura-chan you rock" Tobi said while still hugging my feet… the boy sure likes to hug legs more than waists like normal people do.
"Are you forgetting that he's special" Inner says while smiling and hugging a Tobi plushie.
"I want one of those" I mentally whine, but I quickly recompose myself and head to another cabinet, this one has movies.
I open it and hear some gasps from the boys, the more normal ones.
"Damn kitten, you sure like movies" Kisame said while making his way towards me and looks in it.
"Bitch, you are one fucking weird bitch" Hidan said while also making his way towards Kisame and I.
"Thanks idiot, I really appreciate that" I say and flash him a retarded smile.
I look in the cabinet and don't find anything interesting.
So I turn to those 2 and ask what they want to watch.
"Jaws" Kisame says with a grin and I roll my eyes… he must be a shark fan.
"He should fucking marry one" Inner says while laughing.
An image of Kisame marrying a female shark crosses my mind and I try to hold in my laughter, which sounds like a snicker.
They botch raise their eyebrow at me and I tell them with a nonchalant voice.
"I was just imagining Kisame marrying a female shark" I say and continue to look through the cabinet.
The others burst out laughing, I can see from the corner of my eye that even Kakuzu has problems controlling his laughter as he fake coughs to hide it.
Kisame just looks at me with a poker face then he laughs too.
"Damn kitten, you sure are funny" he says while holding onto his stomach.
"Thank you fish face and don't you forget that" I say while rummaging through my cabinet and pulling out Rush Hour 1 and 2, with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker.
I close the cabinet and make my way to the DVD and… and you know the drill.
Hidan didn't complain, good boy. Kisame didn't complain as well.
They went to sit on the couches.
Zetsu, Itachi and Pein… with Konan on his lap… on one couch, guess they're a couple.
"You don't say" Inner says with a roll of her eyes.
Deidara, Sasori and Kakuzu on the other couch.
Madara, Tobi, Hidan and Kisame on the last couch.
I simply take the DVD's remote control and press play, when I turn around they simply sit there with an innocent look on their face… those fucktards, they took all the available spots.
I make my way towards the 2nd couch and sit on the armrest near Kakuzu while shooting all of them a dirty look.
The movie would have been awesome… if it weren't for Hidan's comments, Tobi being wacked by him and me defending him.
After a few bumps on the head later… *cough* Hidan *cough*, we were watching another movie: Kill Bill.
Poor Tobi didn't watch it since he was busy fainting at every kill and blood.
Hidan looked like he was on cloud 9, it's like he liked killing… creep.
Ok, after several hours, mainly 4, it was only 6:30 PM and I still had time 'till 10 to do stuff.
"Ok, wanna watch another movie?" I ask everyone and I sweatdrop.
Kisame is drooling on Hidan, Hidan is swearing like there's no tomorrow, Tobi is scared of Hidan, Madara is looking at me like a predator… predator, Alien Vs Predator… our next movie… that should do it.
"How about we watch Alien Vs Predator?" I ask everyone and suddenly all attention is on me.
"Well?" I ask again and Hidan snorts… he has been doing that a lot lately.
"Don't you have a fucking horror movie or something else?" he asks while keeping Tobi off of him, Tobi simply wanted a hug by the looks of it.
"How about 'Smiley' then? It's a brand new movie, appeared last month" I ask and he stares at me with wide eyes.
"No fucking way, how can you have that movie when it hasn't even appeared on the internet?" Hidan has his eyes the size of the plates now.
"That's easy, I have my sources, I helped them in the past and this is how they repay me, not that I'm complaining, where do you think I have all these movies and video games?" I sure know how to impress them as the quiet one stare at me with respect… get it dawg?
"Sakura you're not a rapper" Inner told me while crossing her arms over her chest.
"Yeah, I kinda got carried away… wait, when don't I get carried away?" I mentally ask her, but don't wait for a response since Hidan is screaming and grinning at the same time.
"Bitch let's watch the scary movie" he says and pumps his first in the air at the same time.
"Ok, ok, but don't come crying to me if it is too scary" I say with sarcasm in my voice and a smug look on my face… I am also smirking, damn I'm good at this.
I put the DVD in its place and go sit at my place on the armrest… some gentlemen we have here… note my sarcasm?
Tobi is hiding behind the couch and I would've missed his sneaking out if it weren't for the fact that I've seen this movie before.
I see that he's going to my grandma's room, I follow him… he may be cute, but I gotta stay alert.
I peek into the room and I sweatdrop… he is rocking back and forth while sucking his thumb like a little baby… he is so kawaii.
"Tobi, are you alright? If you want I can change the movie?" I ask him while making my way towards him and sitting on the bed.
He stops doing what he was doing and hugs me by my waist… dawh… he really is a cutie.
"Tobi is scared of scary movies, Tobi keeps imagining things sneaking from under the bed or behind the closet and those things want to hurt Tobi and… Tobi is scared" by now he is crying a river on my waist and down my lap… this is cute and oddly unsettling at the same time.
I pat him awkwardly on the back while making a weird face… don't blame me, I don't know how to handle these kind of situations.
"There there Tobi, no one's going to harm you" while I say that, I help him up and he is now at my level, I… uh, 'clean' his tears away… such a sensitive boy.
Now this is weird, he is looking at me, I am looking at him and I have a weird force that is pushing me forward.
He leans in too… omg, he is going to kiss me and I don't know him that well at all.
But before we can… 'kiss', we retract ourselves, actually I retract myself first because I see some… scratch that, all of the Akatsuki form the corner of my eye standing at the door, trying… I repeat, trying to spy on us… thank you karate, I may have glasses, but that doesn't mean my other senses aren't alert.
"I don't think this is such a good idea Tobi" I say to him, suddenly finding the floor much more interesting than looking at him.
"Tobi thinks that too Sakura-chan" Tobi says in his not-so-cheery voice, it's like he suddenly matured.
"Let's go back and hope that Hidan didn't trash anything in the living room" I say and unconsciously grab his arm and go to the living room… I nearly blushed at that, but from the corner of my eye, Tobi is as red as ketchup.
We arrived in the living room, me knowing that those bastards were watching us the entire time, since when we sat on the bed, our backs were facing the door and anyone could have seen us, Tobi is as innocent as a butterfly.
Anyway, I had changed the movie and Hidan is constantly screaming at me to put it back, I flip him off and put on the DVD with Spongebob Square Pants.
We watched the movie, Hidan grumbling all the time and me shushing him all the time.
They went home after that, saying their goodbyes in their own ways.
The quiet ones nodded, Konan hugged me like an older sister would… fuck yeah, I have an unofficially older sister… Deidara, Kisame and Madara grinning at me, Hidan swearing a goodbye, no surprise there and Tobi.. shocking enough, he didn't hug me, I thought we forgot about the little incident, but I don't blame him, it even made me feel awkward.
Tobi just said a cheery 'Bye Sakura-chan' flashing me a smile.
After I close the door, I slowly make my way towards the couch and stare at the TV.. that is until Inner decides to join.
"You like Tobi" she said in a singsong voice.
"Do not, he's just a friend, don't be ridiculous" I mentally scream at her, but that didn't affect her… shit just got serious, if Inner doesn't cower away in fear when I scream at her, then something must be terribly wrong.
I just practice some karate moves… that is, after I removed all the furniture away so I don't hurt myself and I proceed to distract myself from the events today.
Boy, how wrong I am going to be.
Me: Ok, I wrote 8 pages in Microsoft Word, I don't have any pre-plans, since I only come up with the events in the chapters with my imagination.
Deidara: In other words, you just go with the flow, yeah.
Me: Exactly, what do you think I should do next?
Deidara: *sarcastically* I don't know, since I won't end up with Sakura, yeah.
Sakura: I don't mind being with Tobi, but the poll isn't over yet.
Me: *blank look* I don't know when to close the poll.
Sakura and Deidara: Then figure it out, (yeah)!
Me: Hey, I'm the author so show me some respect.
Sakura and Deidara: Yeah right, (yeah).
Me: Do it or I'll make Sakura end up with Madara and Deidara turn out gay.
Sakura and Deidara: Ok, you win, (yeah).
Me: *smirks*.