Miroku felt his face turn even redder as more and more people stopped to gaze at him, some trying to be polite and only smiling, others just bursting into laughter so hard they couldn't breathe. He sighed as he assessed his situation. he looked at the very sturdy branch that was supporting his weight...his underwear the only thing attached to it. What did Kagome call these? Wedgies? He wasn't sure, but he knew they were VERY uncomfortable...he sighed as more people looked up, laughing as they passed him. Inuyasha had purposely put him here to suffer, knowing he couldn't get down by himself. What was worse, Inuyasha didn't care that his robe was pushed up so much that everyone was getting a very good view of EVERYTHING he had been given. He supposed it could have been worse. At least he was alive...for now. He grunted as once again, the wind blew him in a circle as some sick sort of wind meter. He felt the underwear try to resist. At this point he prayed to Buddha that his underwear would hold. "Oh please dear merciful Buddha." He began to pray, attempting to pull his hands up to his head to pray correctly, "Please do not let your most faithful servant endure this suffering. Please, help me." Suddenly, not even a moment after he had finished praying, as if on cue, he heard a slight ripping sound come from behind. Eye twitching, he glared up at the heavens. "...you really hate me, don't you?" He asked forlornly as the ripping continued. He sighed in relief as suddenly it stopped. "Thank you-"
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There was a final ripping sound as he plummeted to the ground, landing face first, his ass still in the air, his underwear torn in two. Screams of the villagers were heard for miles as they passed him. He quickly sat up, covering himself and glaring up at the heavens again as a woman covered her daughters eyes, glaring at him as if he were a demented person. "...I really think I might have to find a new religion you know." As if in answer to this, suddenly where it was sunny before, clouds spread quickly, and rain poured from the heavens. Eye twitching still, Miroku nodded. "Yep. Expected that to happen. What the hell do you want from me? What should I apologize to Kagome and Inuyasha, or-" He paused as suddenly the rain let up at his words. "Okay okay I get it. I'll go apologize...you are such a pain in my ass...well...maybe not as much as that wedgie was..."