Freak me baby
Freak me baby
Freak me baby
Freak me baby
As the words began to ring out across the Great Hall, many of the muggle borns could be seen biting their lips, and clapping their hands over their mouths, in an attempt to hold back their laughter.
Let me lick you up & down
Til you say stop
Let me play with your body baby
Make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Pausing at their table, Snape turned to glare at the group before turning his furious gaze onto Hermione, but before he could reprimand her, Ron suddenly stood.
"'Cause tonight baby, I wanna get freaky with you" Ron sang out at the top of his voice. Realising what he just did, Ron suddenly dropped back in his seat clasping his hands over his mouth, frightened at what he might let slip next.
"Something you wish to share Mr Weasley?" Snape sneered at the quivering red head.
Gripping his mouth harder Ron shook his head frantically, squeaking as words tried to escape his mouth.
"Well boy speak up." Snape yelled, at the precise moment Ron's grip broke.
"I love myself; I want you to love me
When I feel down; I want you above me
I search myself; I want you to find me
I forget myself; I want you to remind me"
Ron sang springing up from his chair and vaulting over the table, to Snape's side.
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no
Ron continued to sing at the professor, grinding him the way a stripper would a pole, occasionally flicking his tongue over the professor's ear.
You're the one who makes me come runnin'
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughin'
I want to make you mine
I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees; I'd do anything for you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
ahh ohh i don't want anybody else
oh no oh on oh no yeah
I love myself; I want you to love me
When I feel down; I want you above me
I search myself; I want you to find me
I forget myself; I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
ahh ohh i don't want anybody else
oh no oh no oh no
I want you
I don't want anybody else
and when i think about you; i touch myself
As Ron sang the last line, he grabbed his crutch, emphasising the point, however the sudden grip unleashed a tidal wave of pent up sexual frustration, causing Ron blow his load in front if the entire Hogwarts student body.
Ron's moans of"ooh ooOoh ooOoh aaaaahhhh" were the only sound being made, as the entire hall fell quite, before a crescendo of hysteria erupted, shattering the silence.
The Great Hall suddenly became abuzz with gossip, a mixture of hilarity and disgust, as the realisation of what had just happened, became abundantly, particularly to the now fuming potions master and the deathly pale redhead at his side.
"GRANGER!!!" Snape bellowed, stunning the hall into silence.
"Y...yes professor?" Hermione answered trying to contain hysteria, whilst wiping away her tears of laughter.
"YOU!" Ron accused slowly putting the pieces together, "You did this to me?"
"Oh do keep up boy, and it's Scourgify." Snape scolded casting a cleaning charm on Ron.
"How could you.... why....what did I ever do to you?" Ron stuttered.
"Do you really want to answer that?" Hermione spat back venomously, getting to her feet and walking round the table to face Ron.
"I think we would all appreciate you explanation for this Miss Granger." Snape sneered.
"I've never done anything to you, I've been nothing but friend and this is what you do to me."Ron spat.
"Really then answer me this; Why did you threaten Draco into breaking up with me?" Hermione replied, causing an collective gasp to ring out in the hall.
"I...I..." Ron stuttered trying to prevent the truth from leaving his lips.
"Don't dare try to deny it, and don't you dare question my loyalties as a friend." Hermione replied murderously. "Why. Did. You. Do it?" She continued emphasising every word she spoke.
"Because you shouldn't have been with him." Ron yelled gesturing to Draco, sitting at the table next to them, "You should have been with me, that's how it's supposed to be. The idea of you and him together is just wrong, it's disgusting."
SMACK!!
The sound echoed throughout the hall, as Hermione stood glaring at Ron, her hand stinging as a result of Ron's reddening cheek.
"You and I will never be together, ever." Hermione hissed, as she stormed passed him.
"So that's what this was all about making yourself feel better, making someone as miserable as you are." Ron spat grabbing Hermione's arm and turning her to face him, as she passed.
"No Ronald" Hermione replied yanking her arm from Ron's grip, "This was about revenge," she hissed, "and for your information" she added looking over Ron's shoulder smiling, "I've never been happier."
Draco chose this moment to move from his silent position behind the fuming red head, to Hermione's side, wrapping his arms around her and pulling her into a searing kiss, before he pulled away smiling.
"My threat still stand ferret." Ron spat at Draco.
"We'd love to see you try." Pansy answered moving to stand next to smiling couple, Harry at her side.
"Harry?" Ron asked in confusion and shock.
"Did you honestly think Hermione did this all by herself, the girl's good but even she's not that efficient." Harry replied, winking at Hermione before wrapping his arm round Pansy's waist.
"Yeah, Ron, did think she would have been able to get away with everything she's done to you, if we weren't all in on it." Ginny laughed from behind her brother, causing his eyes to widen in shock as he turned to see Ginny in Blaise's arms.
"Ginny you..." Ron began.
"I love you Ron, you're my brother, but that doesn't mean I have to like you." Ginny clarified.
"You really aren't the quickest wand in the box are you Weasley." Millicent added in a patronising tone.
"Well, I must thank you all for your admissions, you've all made this rather easy. Miss Granger, Mr Malfoy, Mr Potter, Miss Parkinson, Miss Bulstrode, Miss Weasley and Mr Zabini, Detention all of you every Saturday for the rest of term." Snape ordered in a deathly calm.
"Totally worth it" Draco whispered in Hermione's ear, making her laugh.