Cruel World
Sorry, I couldn't let Yuna and Yuki hate each other, for long, anyways, no we won't have Lesbians that would awkward the situation. Muhaha just thought I should add that. ON WITH THE STORY!
Tidus POV
Yuna told me that she wanted to apologize to Yuki for being a childish brat. It really surprised me that Yuna, the saint could act so deviously devious.
We knocked on her door and entered. At first we thought that she wasn't in here until we heard water. "Yuki, are you in here?" I loved seeing her I didn't know why, but she made me feel different from all the other girls I've been with.
Yuki emerged from the bathroom and came towards us. She pulled us farther into the room and smiled. Yuna was sad and distant for a while until Yuki smiled. It was then that we noticed her. Her eyes were darker and her body was lither and had a tail and ears. I wanted to touch to see if it was real, but she beat me, she flicked my hand with her tail and I jumped. She giggled and then Yuna moved to touch her ears at first they were flicked away. But then when they were touched a second time this moan came from her mouth. I was shocked never would have guessed that would of happened.
"Y-Yuna, over to the left oo no more hmm, no don't stop what are you doing, ah more, more, more." What the hell how was this happening weren't they supposed to be enemies. I didn't know what to do, but those pleas were hot.
As if it was a warning from her cries everyone came running in. I looked and saw Wakka, mouth open and surprised, Lulu blush and Kimari looked impassive. Auron looked passive and didn't really care he had this grin on his face though. I could help, but to blush.
REGULAR POV
Oh my, those moments when in complete bliss and everything is blurred oh yeah that's how I feel. Oh man why Yuna knows this stuff I don't know, having her scratch my ears feels like heaven.
"Oi, Yuna over, over yes right no you yes yeah no not there n-n-n Ahh." I couldn't help it the only other person that knows this secret is Lila and she rocks my world every time. She stopped and looked over to the door; I looked and saw everyone there. She blushed and looked down and the ground and then started apologizing.
"Tsk, if you're going to apologize do it to me for stopping." I said, she looked at me and then back at them. Her blush was deep now. I couldn't help the anger that started to bubble inside. It was then that I noticed Kimari, he probably knew how to scratch the hell outta my ears.
"Oi, Kimari Ronso, come scratch me, and make up for Yuna." I couldn't help it. I mean he was a gigantic cat so he should know right. At first he was hesitate and then he looked over at everyone and then nodded his head no. What a bitch comes on all I want is for my ears to be scratched is that so much to ask for. I think that Lulu was out of her daze and was totally blushing. What why is she blushing, it was then that I realized she loved cats. I smirked, Found my victim. I slowly walked towards her and was now smiling at her. She seemed even more entranced than ever.
"Oi, Lu, you wouldn't let scratching my ears get in the way of our friendship right?" It was then that Kimari stepped in, he didn't look angry or upset or anything.
"No one should scratch ears, that is personal and only for lover, no scratch from anyone here." I pouted and looked at him with some sad eyes. "Kimari, my ears ache for touch, Yuki want ears scratch." I made sure to put tears in my eyes to show how painful it was for me.
"Yuki need sleep then." Was all Kimari said as he ushered everyone out. For some reason or another I don't know why but when he turned I saw his tail and oh did I regret what I did. His tail swished and as soon as he was fully turned I attacked it. Well if you have never seen a mad Ronso then I suggest playing with its tail. . . No Tsk pansies.
Anyways Kimari wasn't happy to say the least, he turned and growled and pushed me on the bed cut the lights off and slammed the door shut leaving me alone.
Having alone time isn't cool, you start thinking of things that shouldn't be thought of and then you freak out and think of why you thought of it.
"Yuki are you still awake?" I turned to see Tidus by the door. I was so excited that I glommed him. He fell back and hit the door, but not hard. I was so excited if you couldn't tell already, well I don't like to be alone in this transformation. I always had someone even if they weren't able to come.
"Hey wanna get on the bed with me?" I was so happy that I didn't catch the double meaning to it of course that didn't matter. I grabbed his and led him to the bed he didn't seem to mind at all. He was looking down and as if he didn't move I was somehow already in his lap.
"Yuki, I was wondering, what about my father do you know?" I giggled and as if bribing me he started to scratch my ears. That would work to get me talking, but in all truth that was all I knew. Well he didn't have to know that right now. "Hmm, no ahh wait, over, over, right there, um your father loves you, nnnn, and you mmmoom, more to the right," he moved so that I was under him, I didn't mind especially if he scratches like this he's better than Yuna and Lila put together.
I was so lost that I then blurted out the weirdest thing I didn't know how I knew it but I know he already knew. "MMm no, no don't stop ah more info, oo, he, he is ahh, no, no over, over, left, left ear, sin yes sin is Jecht. I couldn't help what was coming out I didn't think he would have his hand under my shirt though. I blushed and moved his hands away and sat up. It was then that I felt tired and literally threw Tidus out the door.
TIME SKIP^%$#
Those moment when you have a killer headache and can't place where it came from. Yeah well I'm past that I feel like shit and can't remember what the hell happened last night. I do know that a blushing Yuna must a good memory of what happened. My cat ears and tail and everything were gone when I woke. I felt better and didn't have the urge to rip things apart. I looked at Kimari and he seemed alright, it was the others that I was worried about.
Wakka would blush and excuse himself, Lulu would act like her doll was an important object, Yuna would avoid me and Auron was Auron.
"What's with everyone today? Act like I would molest you guys or something." It was then that everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at me.
"Yuki what do you remember about yesterday night?" Lulu asked I placed my pointer finger to my chin and tapped in thought. "Well I remember talking to Auron and then I dosed off. That's pretty much it." They sweat dropped and looked at one another. I was then curious; I moved to Auron and looked him in the eye. "Auron, what happened last night?" He chuckled and then looked at me; his eye was filled with amusement and then kindness. "Just as you said we talked and dosed off."
"AHHHHH, someone help the chocobos." Everyone was out before you could say magic. I was behind Tidus when he was pushed back by a man that looked like he had a fake tan.
"Heldesad we." He said I didn't really care for what he was saying, so I just walked past letting Tidus talk to the guy.
Lulu met me by the door and asked about Tidus, I pointed behind me and as on cue came goofball almost falling flat on his face.
"Quick, we have to go to the coral." I noticed that there was slobber all over the place and feathers. I was one of the first ones there. Tidus and Auron were behind me followed by Lulu, Kimari was by Yuna and then Wakka taking up the rear. We heard the cries and then saw this big grey monster with two tongues come at us.
Auron, Tidus and Lulu were the first up, Kimari was behind it and Wakka would throw the ball when he found it necessary. Yuna and I did buffer spells and made sure everyone would be good to go.
This battle went on forever. It was when Lulu cast her fire spell that the thing finally went into pyerflies.
"Oh, thank you for saving the chocobos." The girl then left and Rin from what Tidus said started to explain that since we help we got to ride them for free only once though.
Time skip&^%$#
We were on our way; we decided not to use the chocobos yet and continued to walk on foot. We were at the end of the second bridge when we saw a girl get flung off a chocobos back. I stifled my laugh as best I could but it wouldn't go away. They approached her and she looked fine, they asked if she was okay anyways.
Time skip&^%$
"Sorry we can't let you pass." With that we turned and walked back down where we came. The guard that was at the beginning had the nerve to ask us for money. I was about to knock his block off when Yuna gasped. I looked over and saw the man with blue gravity defying hair from the stadium. As he got closer I couldn't help, but to run and touch his hair. There was some gasps and then murming I just continued to touch his hair. "Dude how much jell do you use I mean if I were to try this with my hair it would just deflate and then I'd be left with concrete for hair." I was about to continue when Wakka pulled me to the group and behind Auron. "Ow hey WTF I was trying to get tips on gravity defying hair. I also want to know how he got it that color." As I was talking it was Lulu that stepped in. "We are sorry Measter Seymour, she is a foreigner." I was so pissed. "Lu what the hell you know damn well I do not speak Spanish or any other weird language that can't be translated. Okay maybe a little Japanese but that, no that's a lie I do speak a little Spanish, but you have to if you live in Texas I mean there are more Mexicans than whites right now." I was rambling that I didn't notice the hand that was over my mouth. (By the way sorry if that offends anyone) I was still talking when all of a sudden I couldn't breathe I looked down and saw the hand. I did what any girl that had a hand on her mouth and wanted it off. I stuck my tongue out and licked it. I got a eww gross and then as if being born again sucked in as much air as possible. I was still trying to inflate my lungs when I glared at the offending hand and attacked the owner.
"How dare you try to kill me, I couldn't breathe what would have happened if I died? What would you have done, buried me in the dirt with no coffin I don't think so." I was then stopped by a laugh and I turned to see the blue haired man. "Oh, and what the hell are you laughing at, if I recall I asked a few questions so I wants some answers." As I was ranting I noticed Lulu shake her head and Wakka slap his head. The blue guy then answered and was very happy to oblige. "My hair is natural, and as for gravity defying that is also natural." I humphed and looked away. "What did your mom feed you smirfs and gravity candy? Anyways this is all fun and stuff, but unless you can be useful and get us past the gate guard then I will consider telling. . ." As I was about to say my magnificent advice he was suddenly by the gate guard. "Fine done, let them pass." I sweat dropped and was about to protest when he walked off. "That prick I wasn't finished asking him questions."
We passed a lot of people that gave us items and told us about the fiends being strong here. Everyone was silent and the occasional sneeze would come up and then as I got tired of it stopped. At first they kept going but then a few steps away they stopped and looked over to me.
"Hey, Yuki are you alright?" It took a moment and then out of nowhere tears were in my eyes. They all gaped at me and then Lulu hugged me. "Lu, I miss my friends and Lila." She was then considerate and talked me into continuing.
Time skip*&^%$#
We were on our way to the command center where Seymour requested my presents, I felt awesome but on top of that I felt as if I was being called on by an idiot.
"Well you tell you Seymour that if he wants me there that he can. . . Hey damn it put me down I will slap a hoe if you don't put me down." I got some weird stares and then was ignored. We were almost to the center when I spotted Luzzu and Gatta.
"Hey Luz and Ga how've ya been?"
"But I came all the way from Besaid to fight sin sir." I was just standing there and was completely blown off. I was so mad, how come when I say hi or what's up they always blow me off.
It was then that Gatta ran off like a little girl. "Oi, Luzzu you could of explained to him rather than ordering him." I was on the verge of kicking some ass. Tidus then stepped in. "Gatta deserves, he deserves better." I looked at Tidus and glommed him. "Aw so you do have a brain." He blushed and pushed me off. "Shut up serious moment here."
Well I was then ignored and waited till we got to the juicy bits to be interested. Wakka had punched Luzzu that was when things got real.
"Oh shit what the hell were ya'll talking about, Muhaha shit just got real." I moved to help Luzzu up and he gladly took my hand, and laughed at me. He hugged me when he was standing up completely.
"Chappu used to say that he would marry Lu and then one day he goes and dies because he signed for the crusaders." I was now interested it was like that show Soprano that used to come on. I think it is still on.
"Hmm he also said that keeping sin away from your girl is great to." I was so confused so I just zoned again. It wasn't till I felt someone else other than me touching me that I flipped out. I grabbed their arm and flipped them over my shoulder.
"Touching me is a huge no, no." I did the best Hunni voice I could and shook my finger side to side. Everyone sweat dropped and then laughed. I looked to see who had the balls to touch me while I was in my daydream. Luzzu was the one that was sprawled and looked in pain.
"Oh, hey Luzzu, what the hell ya doing on the ground," it was then that everyone laughed. I helped him up and hugged him.
"All beach crusaders make their way there now operation will begin shortly." Luzzu was about to leave when Yuna blocked his way. "No please don't go." Yuna was pleading and was almost in tears. "Oi, Yuna get out of the way and let him do what he wants he's a grown man, of course if he dies I will find away to kill him myself." It was then that he laughed and Yuna moved.
Time skip&^%$#
What the fuck am I doing here, why the hell am I even here, I think Imma kill a bitch when I get out of this. Yes if you're wondering what is happening we found out about operation Mi Hen and are now somehow apart of it. Well not me Imma deny, deny, and more deny.
If you're wondering yes we are at the base of the operation and are about to be attacked. I looked over and saw Auron and Kinoc I guess talking about this plan which was stupid.
"We are going to call to it, make sure you are ready." I was so irritated these people are arrogant. For some reason though I felt as if death was just around the corner.
Time Skip*&^%$#
Oh hell no I know we are not battling this gigantic monster while the damn measters watch aint this about a. . . I was cut off in my thought when the damn thing attacked I was so low on energy that I had to stop using my healing magic on everyone I couldn't summon because I would have to dismiss it soon anyways.
The monster we were fighting was taking a while and I had to resort into blasting it with the damn gun I had in my bag in order for the damn thing to stay down.
"What did you do, where did you get that machinia?" I looked at Wakka and glared at him. "Wakka first don't call my baby curse words, second it's my gat and I use it to scare off thugs at my place, and third it's an automatic pistol." I was so relieved when I found it in my bag that I was carrying with me. It was then that I looked over and saw a gigantic monster that reminded me of a vagina. Yes I know it's pervy but if you looked at it I mean looked at it that is exactly what it looks like.
"Bahaha, what is that, oh my god that is what ya'll are scared of, haha it looks like a vagina, I can understand men being scared of it, but come on. Haha, that's right you men cannot handle what's between our legs RESPECT THE ALMIGHTY VAGINA!" It was then that when I said that, that the damn thing flashed at us and everyone was wiped out.
Time skip*&^%
The beach was destroyed I had a headache and was on the verge of getting ready to kill that hoe I was talking about earlier. I sat up and noticed that I was on top of Tidus in a compromising position. I place my hands carefully so I could get up. Yeah that didn't last because I was then crashed down by the man and was being felt up. I added to more of his injuries. Looking to see Yuna dancing, I couldn't help but look on at how beautiful it was.
"You're the one running away." I heard off in the distance and saw we were about to leave. Seymour decided to show his blue ass and start to talk to me. I looked at him and was totally bored. "I hope you are not crushing on me, because I don't date guys that look at themselves in the mirror longer than I do." With that I grabbed Yuna's hand and we were off. It was then we came to the Djose temple.
OMG this is the longest chapters close to 3394 words. Anyways I'm glad that this is sort of a good story the first one that I did came out like crap missing a lot of word and stuff we thank you moon82993 for reading and I think I will dedicate this story to you I just hope you continue to read.