The Psycho Ward: SSBM Style!
Part 1 plus 1 equals 11! (Ooh!)
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Disclaimer of the disclaimer: SSBM may/may not violate international trade agreements… I really don't know…
Disclaimer of the disclaimer 2: Some of SSBM's producers may have grown up in a home without a mom, and so they must be taken into account… we didn't mean to offend anyone…
Disclaimer of the disclaimer 3: I also do not own any other businesses or industries or large countries or small countries or internment camps or farting competitions or anything like that…
Disclaimer of all these disclaimers: I realty don't care either way who owns what, and neither should you… although I don't own not caring…
Reviews:
YO MAMA!
Gold Stars:
If you read this and fart whilst reading this then fourteen pesos and a koala bear can be yours for free! But gold stars wont be included in this prize…
If you read this and like it then 142,612,939,398,328 Gold Stars will go to your bank, just ask them for it… and tell them the FBI sent you…
I'm immature and I like it! I COULD CARE LESS IF YOU'RE SOPHISTICATED! THAT'S JUST A FANCY WAY OF SAYING YOU NEVER TRY ANYTHING FUN!
We are going to get to 35 chapters or something like that!
REEL BIG FISH! JELLYFISH (a new 90s band I've heard of)! ICP!
(Kirby)
FOOD!
I came here because someone told me there would be food! WHERE'S THE FOOD! GIVE ME FOOD!
No one at the Smash Mansion ever wants to fight me anymore! I EAT EVERYONE WHO LOOKS AT ME! I'M A SERIAL EATER! I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF!
I look at a baby and I think "ooh how cute!"
Then right after I just swallow the little thing whole! IT TASTES SO GOOD!
Even if it doesn't taste good though… I'LL STILL EAT IT!
Like Yoshi… Do you REALLY think that that Yoshi is the same Yoshi every time? If you do then you're retarded.
They have to get a new Yoshi from the ranch about once a week! BECAUSE I EAT THEM SO MUCH!
YAY!
I love food! FOOD IS GOOD!
I hear the voices in my head! They scream for food! REGULAR FOOD ISN'T ENOUGH! I NEED THE FOOD THAT SQUIRMS AND SCREAMS AS YOU DIGEST IT!
YUM!
Most people at the Smash Mansion get mad at me when I steal their food.
They're like "Hey! Give me my food back!"
And so I'm like "SHUT UP BEFORE I BITE YOUR HEAD OFF! I NEED FOOD! GIVE ME MORE FOOD!"
They usually back off and eat out or something. I DON'T CARE! JUST GIVE ME FOOD!
I'm legally not allowed into all-you-can-eat buffets anymore… whenever I try a guard's standing there like "you can't come in! You'll put the place out of business!"
And so I eat the guard! And every single witness! AND A FEW CARS! AND THEN I EAT THE ENTIRE STORE WHOLE!
I JUST WANT MORE FOOD!
GIVE ME MORE FOOD!
I'm always stealing food! DID YOU REALLY THINK I WAS THE BAD GUY OF POPSTAR?
KING DEDEDE TOLD ME TO STOP EATING HIS PEOPLE AND HIS PEOPLE'S FOOD! SO I ATE HIS SERVANTS AND THEN STORMED HIS CASTLE! I didn't eat him though… he's getting fatter every year… I want to wait until he weighs at least a ton or so…
BUT ONCE HE GETS THERE I'M EATING HIS JUICY, CHEWY, DELECTABLE, YUMMY SELF! I'LL EAT HIM AND ALL HIS SERVANTS! I'LL EAT THEIR WEAPONS AND CLOTHES! I'LL EAT IT ALL!
King Dedede had to go and get himself a specially hired servant named Meta Knight to try and stop me… AND I CAN'T EAT HIM FOR SOME REASON!
I sit there with my mouth wide open just sucking and sucking and nothing happens! WHY WON'T ANYTHING HAPPEN!
I WANNA EAT META KNIGHT!
So he makes me beat him up and eat his entire "Halberd" ship or whatever…
At least that tasted OK…
I'LL KEEP GETTING MY EATING POWERS STRONGER AND STRONGER UNTIL ONE DAY I CAN EAT THE WORLD! AND ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STOP ME WILL DIE!
Even my friends get eaten… I used to have so many friends… but one day at a party I got hungry and BOOM! I ATE EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF THEM! YAY FOR THE TASTY!
I LOVE TO EAT THINGS!
That's really all I have to say… It's my whole life… I used to have a family I could talk to you about… I could tell you about my fun adventures with Waddle Dee or Marx… I could have told you about how wonderful all the trees and flowers were and how we were all friends…
BUT NOW! NOW EVERYTHING ON POPSTAR TRIES TO KILL ME BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT ONCE I GET NEAR THEM I'LL EAT THEM!
The flowers try to get back and eat me! BUT THEY CAN'T EAT MEEE! NOBODY CAN EAT ME! I'LL EAT THEM BEFORE THEY CAN EAT ME!
I'LL EAT EVERY SINGLE PERSON READING THIS! I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT IT! THEN I'LL EAT YOUR PARENTS! THEN I'LL PLOP YOU INTO MY MOUTH AND SHUDDER AS YOU SQUIRM AND SCREAM AND TRY TO ESCAPE! BECAUSE EATING IS FUN!
(With this, Kirby starts sucking in air so fast that he rips himself inside out and eats himself)
YAY!
It's kind of hard to keep going with something/someone when it's just about food…
So that's basically all I could come up with…
Although I do think that Kirby was quite sexy… but that's a completely different story…
So who's next? How about Bowser…
Or Sheik…
I'm torn between those two… because they're both so cool… and yet it would be so hard to write something on them…
I DON'T LIKE HARD THINGS! (Well ok… I like SOME hard things… but that's for a different time in a yaoi fic…)
I've just scarred myself… LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO FANFICTION! YOU RUINED MY ALREADY WORTHLESS REPUTATION!
R&RATE!… Read and Relax And Train Elephants!