BPOV"Bella, Billy and Jacob have invited us down to La Push for dinner," Charlie told me as I walked into the front room.
It had taken four hours to completely remove all traces of paint from my hair. Jacob was so childish sometimes! Well, all of the time, really.
"Um, but I have plans with Edward," I lied. Charlie sighed.
"Bella, you know how much Jacob misses you. You barely see him compared to how much you see Edward. Just call him and cancel. I'm sure he won't mind."
I went up to my room and walked straight into Edward's arms.
"I don't want to go," I moaned into his chest. He sighed.
"I'm sorry, Bella. There's nothing I can do besides kill the mongrel…"
"Edward!" I warned. He chuckled.
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Charlie and I arrived at Billy's at nightfall. It looked like the whole of La Push were there. Sam was on the barbeque. Charlie waddled over to Billy's side and took a beer from his hand. I sighed, as I looked around. Quil was looking lonely, sitting on a log. I went over and sat beside him.
"That was a mean little prank you pulled," he told me, grinning. "We actually thought Sam was dead. Jacob was preparing to go and rip Paul's head off."
I smiled at that.
"Yeah, well I got bombed at school by Jacob. It took me four hours to get all of the paint out of my hair," I told him. Quil frowned.
"Yeah…"
"So where is Jacob tonight?" I wondered aloud, trying not so sound obvious. Quil's eyes bulged.
"Um… he's with Ni… with a friend of his somewhere," he stuttered. I raised an eyebrow.
"Nick's here. Great," I muttered. Quil groaned.
"Ugh! I wasn't supposed to tell you! Just tell Jacob it was Embry, okay?"
"I won't be telling Jacob anything!"
I stood up and went into the house. It was crowded. I went into a small room with a big bed in the centre. This was Jacob's. I went over to his bedside table, where there was a framed photo of myself sleeping.
I groaned. So now he was sneaking into my room to take photos of me while I slept!
"See anything you like?"
I jumped and whipped around. Jacob grabbed my wrists to keep me from running away. Nick was standing next to him, grinning evilly.
"I honestly thought the bl…" started Jacob, but his eyes shifted to Nick, who was to no nothing about vampires or werewolves. "I honestly thought Cullen would put up more of a fight to keep you away."
I looked away.
"I didn't want to come, you know. Not after that little stunt you pulled on me at school."
Jacob growled.
"You made me think Sam was dead! You got Nick into really big trouble."
I rolled my eyes at him and removed my wrists from his grip. I went to walk to his bedroom door, but Nick's hands grabbed my shoulders.
"Bella, please don't go," begged Jacob. "We want you to help us prank the Cullen's."
As if! I turned around to face him, knowing I could easily trick him.
"I'm listening," I said firmly. He grinned.
"Nick and I have got a plan to prank them. They won't know what hit them. But the only way we can access them is via you," explained Jacob.
"What sort of plan?"
"Well, we're going to give you the goods so you can…" began Nick, but Jacob cut him off.
"I don't trust her," he said, his eyes narrowing.
"And you obviously don't know me, either!" I pouted. "Do you really think I would do anything to the Cullen's? They're my family!"
Jacob growled.
"Charlie is your family. Not them."
Nick leant over and grabbed my face in his hands. He began to kiss me roughly. I pulled back, slapping him.
"You dirty mongrel!" I gasped. "Goodbye, Jacob. I'll never join the mongrels."
Jacob raised an eyebrow.
"Oh, so we're 'the mongrels' now, are we?"
"Yes!" I pouted. He laughed.
"Then I guess the Cullen's are 'the dark side'," he pronounced.
"The mongrels versus the dark side," muttered Nick. "What a war."
"You're on!" I grinned.
"Bring it on!" staged Jacob.
I pulled out a can of pepper spray and sprayed Nick in the eyes, before turning and running from the room.
"MY EYES!" Nick was shrieking.
NICK POVI knocked on Jessica's door and waited. She appeared within seconds. When she saw me, she frowned.
"Nick?"
"Hi, Jess."
She was so ugly! But if I wanted to snatch Bella from the Cullen's, I would need as much help as I could get.
I explained to her about the prank war, and asked her if she wanted to join our team, the mongrels. She wrinkled her nose in disgust.
"So if I join the mongrels, does that mean I'm going to end up stuck to a billboard again?"
"No, the Cullen's won't do the same prank twice."
Jessica grinned.
"Okay, I'm in. What's the plan?"
BPOVI ran around the side of Jessica's house. Her bedroom window was open. I stuck a small note on the windowsill and ran back to Edward.
JESSICA POV"You know, Nick, I've been feeling a little… lonely lately. So much lingerie is being wasted… if you know what I mean," I hinted to Nick. He smiled.
We went up to my bedroom. I saw a bright blue piece of paper sitting on the windowsill. I ran over and looked at it.
The
mongrels can never win. Remember this: WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. Give
up now before it's too late…
Sincerely,
The dark side
Nick placed a hand on my shoulder, and my eyes darted up to his.
"Don't listen to them, Jess. They're only trying to scare you. They wouldn't try anything funny."
ALICE POVI walked up to Nick's grandmother's front door and knocked loudly. She came to the door, frowning.
"What do you want? Whatever you're selling, I'm not interested."
"It's horrible!" I gasped. "Nick's been cheating on me with prostitutes!"
The old lady's eyes lit up in interest. My head was filled with a vision of Nick getting into trouble. I handed her an envelope full of photos of Nick and Jessica having sex.
"That's the prostitute that Nick had over the other day!" Nick's grandmother was saying, as she looked at a photo of Jessica on top of Nick, naked. "He's been a NAUGHTY boy, and he's in big trouble. What's your name, dearie?"
"Alice," I said, through fake sobs. She sighed.
"I'll punish him myself. His father doesn't seem to care what he does…"
"I know where that prostitute lives," I told her. I gave her Jessica's address. Nick's grandmother smiled.
"I'll get even with this girl. What's her name?"
"They call her Jessica," I told her.
"I'll deal with this one myself, oh yes I will…" Nick's grandmother was muttering to herself.
JESSICA POVThere was a knock downstairs. I quickly pulled on a dressing gown, as I was naked, and out to the front door, leaving Nick on the bed.
"I'll get it, dad," I called over my shoulder as I opened the door. An old lady was standing there, looking angry.
"YOU DIRTY GIRL!" she spat in my face. "DIRTY, DIRTY, DIRTY!"
Dad appeared behind me, frowning.
"What's going on here?" I growled.
"I'll tell you what's going on!" shrieked the old lady. She pulled on the cord of my dressing gown. It fell to the floor. Dad gasped, looking at my naked body.
"JESSICA!" he growled. "WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?"
I tried to cover myself up with my hands, but the old lady slapped them away so she could take in my appearance.
"THIS DIRTY LITTLE PROSTITUTE HAS BEEN PREYING ON MY LITTLE NICKY! HE HASN'T COME HOME! I KNOW HE'S HERE!" she yelled. I gasped. Now I remembered her! She was Nick's grandmother.
The boy from next door, Jason, suddenly appeared next to Nick's grandmother.
"What's… whoa!" he gasped, taking in my naked body. I blushed bright red as dad turned on me.
"Prostitute? Jessica, what's going on?" he demanded.
Nick suddenly appeared, looking disgruntled.
"Jess… oh my god! Grandma, what are YOU doing here?"
"Don't you DARE speak to me in that INSOLENT tone!" she snarled, slapping me. "I'LL BOX YOUR EARS, I WILL!"
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Lol, so there we have it, another chapter. I was laughing and writing at the same time. I'm just getting so many ideas all at once! Thanks for everyone who keeps reviewing! I'm beginning to memorise reviewers who are reviewing every single chapter. So thanks, lol. Keep reviewing!
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-Bellapouts