Victim 11…………..
Shikamaru Nara……….
Know your stars, Know your stars, know your stars…………..
Shikamaru Nara………
Why am I hear again this is soo troublesome…….
Shikamaru Nara……… IS LATE!
I didn't even want to come to this stupid thing, I saw Chouji rolling down a hill and thought it would be a bad idea….
Shikamaru Nara….. SIT
(he sits)
Shikamaru Nara……….. collects calculators…….
What?
Shikamaru Nara……… is deaf…….
No I'm not, your just telling lies………
Shikamaru Nara…….. his head is a pineapple…..
No it's not… my head is a head…..
Shikamaru Nara…… then why does it look like one?
Because I like this style…..
Shikamaru Nara…… is obsessed with pineapple styles…
Huh?
Shikamaru Nara……. Talks to his three fish… Yazi, Gubgub and Bruce….
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Shikamaru Nara…… is not effected?
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Shikamaru Nara……. BETTER NOT BE SLEEPING ON MY SHOW!
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Shikamaru Nara…….. IS SLEEPING ON MY SHOW!
Kiba please get rid of him!
(Kiba comes out in a red sparkly dress and picks Shikamaru up while throwing him out)
Shikamaru Nara…. Is a lazy bum….
Yes Kiba… you are right… you make me proud… here's a cookie……
And now you know Shikamaru Nara… the lazy bum who falls asleep on live fan fiction….. Talks to his fish…. Has a pineapple shaped head, is obsessed with pineapples, and collects calculators…..
Who will be my next victim? Please suggest.