AU: WOOT WOOT! Another drabble is up!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
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Kisame sighed, walking into his boring old high school with an ice pack pressed against his cool head. 'Why me? Why did I have to drink so much last night?' The shark thought to himself, shrugging off his backpack as he got to his locker.
"Hey fish." Kisame looked up as his best friend Kakuzu walked over, pumping fists with him.
"What's up stitches? Man, do you remember what happened last night? All I remember is that I drank and now I got a serious hangover..." Kakuzu laughed at his friends misfortune as Pein, Zetsu and Konan walked over to them.
"Ya, you were a beast! You slammed down shots like there was no tomorrow! Hey, you even got a hundred bucks because you won in Beer Pong!" Kisame blinked, his mouth hanging open in shock.
"I did wha?..." Kakuzu was just about to respond when Kisame noticed the hottest man in the school walking up behind him, Itachi Uchiha. 'What do I do what do I do? I have to do something cool! Quick!'Kisame thought, clearing him throat to speak when a slender, pale finger pressed itself against his lips.
"Hey Kisa-kun~ " Itachi said, pressing close to him and wrapped his arms around his shoulders. Kisame blushed, in complete and utter shock, practically becoming putty in the raven's hands when he giggled.
"Such a cute boyfriend~" And with that, the elder Uchiha pressed his lips against Kisame's, sending shock waves down the sharks spine. "nnn~~~ I had fun last night~" Itachi smiled, pulling away lightly as the school bell rang.
"We should do it again some time~" The raven winked and walked off to class, his hips swaying in a way that seemed to draw Kisame's eyes straight to them.
Speaking of the shark, he was still frozen in place. "I...Me...Him...Last...Night?..." He sputtered, his friends laughing.
"Oh yeah, did I forget to mention you hit that last night?" Kakuzu smirked, laughing as his blue pal's face instantly turned red.
"..." The shark grabbed Kakuzu's collar and started strangling him, shouting in pity, "WHY IS KAMI SO CRUEL TO ME?"
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AU: XD ahh, poor Kisame, I guess he'll just have to come to his senses sooner or later~