Xiana: Wow, maybe I'll get 100 reviews for this chapter! That would be sweeeeeet! Here's a short little chapter.
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Bubblegum can be hazardous to your healthZexion blinked confusedly. He was not in his usual bed… and there was a strange scent in the air. It actually smelled nice, like flowers… He suddenly remembered the events of last night and sat up suddenly, only to be pushed right back down.
"Don't get up too quickly, you'll hurt yourself!" a frantic voice called, which he assumed belonged to Marluxia. "Um... I bandaged up your nose… I must have hit it pretty hard…" he continued shyly, unsure how Zexion would respond to being reminded that he was the one who had smacked him in the face. Zexion touched his nose gingerly and discovered that it was completely covered with gauze.
Marluxia noticed him feeling the mass of bandages and laughed nervously. "I'm sorry. I guess I got a bit carried away… I was just worried because you were unconscious on the floor bleeding so I … kinda… panicked a bit…."
"No, it's fine… I should be used to this kind of thing by now…" Zexion's life was quite tragic, and it really was no surprise that he was so emo, the things he'd been through. Which reminded him… "Oh! Marly! Will you be my lawyer?"
"…What?" Marly asked, clearly not expecting such a reaction.
"Uhm… I mean… Marluxia, I'm suing Demyx for something, and I was originally going to ask Vexen, but something happened to him, so… I was wondering if you would help me out?" Zexion asked in what he hoped was a professional-sounding voice.
"Sure, Zex. I'd be happy to help. So, what's the plan?" Marly smiled.
"Um… well, there was this whole thing with pizza and Demyx and hekindastartedmakingoutwithme…" Zexion confessed, feeling a light flush spread across his face.
Marluxia looked kind of uncomfortable. "O… kay…" he mumbled. "I think… actually I can help. Are we trying to accuse Demyx of being some kind of serial rapist or something?"
"Yeah, something like that…" Zexion looked away. He didn't really want to punish Demyx for what he did, because it mostly had been Zexion's fault… and it wasn't really like Zexion had cared. Not that he had liked it… well, only a little. Everyone likes being kissed, right? No matter who it was doing the kissing, right? And, well… 'That's enough!' Zexion thought angrily. 'It was all Demyx's fault; he forced me to kiss him! Why am I defending him?' Zexion hardened his heart to Demyx and decided to collaborate exclusively with Marluxia to tear him down and destroy him.
"All right, then let's get started!" Zexion said coldly, making Marluxia jump back slightly from the unexpected venom in his voice. Zexion smiled cruelly and began planning just how he'd win the case and grind Demyx into the dirt. And just how he'd laugh afterwards…
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Axel was dreaming. He dreamed that he lived in a big mansion with a huge backyard. Unfortunately, the backyard was overrun with prairie dogs! As he stared out over the wide ocean of grass and pit holes, and angel flew down from above. "Use bubblegum, Axel. Gum will kill them."
Axel smiled. The angel looked like Roxas in a funny white dress, with wings and a halo and a shiny golden harp. Axel pulled random bubblegum out of his pocket and threw many pieces out. The prairie dogs began chewing the bubble gum, blew bubbles, and lifted off the ground. The Roxas-angel picked him up, lifting him among the floating rodents. He carried Axel over to an island, while the prairie dogs' bubbles popped, dropping them squealing to the ground below, where they, presumably, died.
The angel turned to leave, but Axel reached out and tugged lightly on his wing. "Don't go, Roxy. Stay with me."
The angel smiled. "Of course, Axel. You only needed to ask." He stepped back onto the ground and Axel threw his arms around him gratefully.
"Thank you, Roxas. I love you."
Axel woke up, smiling, in Roxas' arms. He found himself in bed next to Roxas, snuggled right up against his chest. He sighed happily and wrapped his arms around Roxas. "I luv you, Roxy," he mumbled quietly.
Roxas was still sleeping soundly and didn't hear. Axel sighed and pulled himself into a sitting position. He gently pulled Roxas so that the blonde's head was resting comfortably in his lap. Roxas moaned softly and rolled around, sleeping face pointing up toward Axel. Axel liked the idea that the first thing he'd see in the morning was the smile of someone who loved him.
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Demyx had been busy all this time organizing any and everything that he could do for the trial.
He had chosen to have the trial in the room called, 'The Chamber of Non-Existant Souls,' which had a large room full of rows of chairs and a huge platform where, presumably, the judge would sit. There was a huge chandelier that hung dramatically, adding to the poise and beauty of the otherwise stark room. Demyx smiled at the good choices he had made. Now he just had to get Xigbar and Xaldin to learn their jobs, and everything would be set for the trial of the century!
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Xiana: Oh… a short chapter. Now it's time for bloopers!
Chapter 1:
Zexion: "Hey, I brought back a movie."
Axel: "Which one did you get?"
Zexion: "Hmmmm… it's called 'Bring it On.'"
Everyone: "NOOOOOO! We don't want to watch a cheerleader movie!"
Marluxia: "I would…"
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(Knock at the door)
Roxas: "I'm coming!"
Roxas opened the door to see Axel carrying a pillow and wearing… a thong.
Roxas: "…" (closes door)
Chapter 2:
Axel was so excited for Roxas, he forgot all about everything that had just happened and chased after Roxas. He caught up with Roxas and hugged him.
POOF!
Axel was surprised to find that Roxas had turned into a cat.
Axel: "Wait… what?"
Xiana: Well, you see, this story wasn't exciting enough, so I decided to make it into a Fruits Basket crossover. You understand, right?
Axel: "But…but…"
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Roxas: "No. There is no way you're going to get me to wear that!"
Axel: (pulls out girls uniform)
Roxas: "Now see, that's much better. That, I will wear."
Chapter 3:
Demyx: "Sometimes, another voice pops into my head and tells me to do stuff! So I do!"
Zexion: "And if the voice told you to jump off a cliff, would you?"
Demyx: "What's a cliff?"
Zexion: "It's a convenient rock formation whose only purpose seems to be for people to fall off it/jump off of it/get thrown off of it."
Demyx: "Oh. In that case, no."
Zexion: "That's what I thought."
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Axel (as Mrs. Kusa): "What's the password?"
Demyx: "Pizza melon tube sock!"
Axel: " Actually, it was… wait, you were right…"
Chapter 4:
Demyx was right outside the door. Zexion had to be brave and face up to him once and for all. He opened the door.
Zexion: "Now listen, Demyx, I-" (closes door)
'Why the hell is Elvis writing a song about me…?'
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So then, of course, everyone pulled out their digital cameras and Zexion was hit by a blinding flash.
Zexion: "Noooooo, my eyes! I'm BLIND!" (Runs into lamppost.)
Chapter 5:
Of course, Axel just had to try and steal a cookie, but quickly gave up when he burned his fingers and quickly grabbed a cuppycake like that was what he had meant to do all along. He took a bite, chewing thoughtfully. "Roxas… these are the worst cuppycakes I've ever eaten."
"Was it too much 'flower?'" Roxas joked, holding up a daisy.
"Boke!" Axel anime-falled to the ground as Roxas started laughing at his joke.
Chapter 6:
When Axel opened the door, Roxas smiled, then shoved the pie in Axel's face. "Good morning, Axel-sensei!"
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Zexion groaned and fell asleep once more. 'The football game… even more boring than the weather!'
Chapter 7:
Axel: "Damn you, Mozart!" (throws radio out the window)
Roxas: "Um, Axel, you hit Toshi…"
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Zexion: "And the worst part is, it was Beethoven all along."
Roxas: "Actually it was Bach."
Zexion: "Shut up."
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"Measure in love. Seasons of love! Seasons of love." Everyone finished singing. They stood in silence for a moment, posing dramatically before Axel and Roxas turned angrily on Zexion.
"Dammit, you were flat in measure three! We've been over this dozens of times!"
"I'm sorry…"
Chapter 8:
Their burning kiss intensified still further as Zexion began rubbing his hands rhythmically on Demyx's chest, feeling the other boy spasm with the heated contact.
Axel: "You know you guys already fell out of the closet, right?"
Zexion: "… we know…"
Chapter 9:
Axel: "I love you, Roxas!"
Xiana: CUT! We've been over this a dozen times, Axel! You can't confess your love yet! It's not the right time! This is an angsty chappie, remember?
Axel: (hugs Roxas) "But… but I luv him…."
Chapter 10:
Zexion looked over at the coin wearily. "It's heads. You lose."
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Roxas was filled with so much rage that he actually threw Fred into the windshield. But it didn't break.
"Dammit!" he cursed loudly, throwing Fred against the windshield time and time again. "Why won't it break!"
Fred: x-x
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"Dun go, Roxy, stay with me…" Axel tugged gently on Roxas's belt loops.
Roxas gently freed the material from Axel's grasp… and his pants fell down.
"Heheheh…" Axel laughed evilly, seeing Roxas' bunny-rabbit boxers.
Xiana: All right, end of the chapter! Please review for super number 100!