Cartman: [Opens door and meets Clyde] Sup' Clyde!
Clyde: Hey Eric. Hey, how come you always come and go?
Cartman: What do you mean?
Clyde: Well, nothing, it's just that you always go to your room to pick up something and then leave
Cartman: Look Clyde, your brother has some personal issues that should not be told to anybody on purpose
Clyde: Why not?
Cartman: Because then I could get killed! Look, just… let me get my stuff!
April 16th 2019 3:07 PM Internet Bagel, Cartman enters the base.
Cartman: [goes down on elevator, elevator dumps him again] Ow! God damnit! Why do we have to be dumped?!
Zid: [walks out of darkness again with the rest of the gang] Hey Cartman! You made it!
Cartman: [gets up] Why do we have to be dumped?
Morgan: [They walk along the corridor] They have to do that for new people
Cartman: [frowns] Dude, I am perfectly capable of-
Morgon: What I meant to say is that Mimsy can't walk off the platform without getting jammed between the ceiling and the elevator
Cartman: [rolls eyes] Yeah, right. [They open a door to walk into Nathan's office] Kay, boss, we're back!
Nathan: Good, [turns around in chair again, Cartman cringes less severely than before] Did you break his legs?
Shelly: Better, we put a ball gag in his mouth, then took a photo of him before we beat him and tied to the bed so he couldn't escape!
Cartman: We did?
Shelly: Yes, we did
Nathan: You got a picture of him after being beaten right?
Shelly: Yes! [hands Nathan the pictures]
Nathan: [glances at pictures] Oh, sweet! Okay Seth, I want you to take this picture and then put it on the wall of grave! [hands pictures to Seth]
Seth: Right away boss! [walks into another room]
Nathan: … [looks at Shelly] You didn't wreck the car did ya?
Shelly: No!
Nathan: Good! Mimsy, you're fired from driver's spot!
Mimsy: [stares down and walks away] Doh, but all I wanted was to drive something for once
Nathan: What? no! don't go, you still got to do the gym
Cartman: Gym?
Nathan: Gym, so that our soldiers are more fit so we can deal with the heavy things comfortably
Cartman: So we don't have missions?
Nathan: Not at the moment [the gang walks off to the gym to gang club a punching bag]