AUTHOR'S NOTE : I'm really glad that people like reading these. I'll continue to update as much as I can inbetween my busy schedule of high school homework and practice. I recently spent a whole week practicing for a competition in Cali that was on Saturday. And we won first place. I was so happy I started to bawling. Well anyways, marching season is over. I'm pissed off cause I won't get to see some of the hot guys for awhile.
Now anyways .... This one may be short since I'm trying to finish before I go to sleep and go to my evil school. Seriously though ... lately I've been more two people than just singles. I may be running out of ideas or just procrastinating. So I apoligize for the shortness of everything.
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Ways to Annoy Bleach Characters
Szayel Apporo and Kuchiki Byakuya
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Szayel Apporo
1. 'Accidently' mistake him for Sakura Haruno from Naruto
2. Ask why he's obsessed with dolls
3. Tell him he's too old to be playing with voodoo dolls
4. Buy him a barbie doll for Christmas and his birthday
5. Cut his hair
6. Dye his hair a natural color
7. Call him gay and homo
8. Set him up on a date with Yumichika or that one really girly fraccion ( can't remember his name at the moment but he's in the manga and had a fugly competition with Yumi )
9. Poke him constantly
10. When he gets pissed off, start bawling
11. Make a doll of him using his plant like thingy majiger
12. Then use those organ and bone thingies to play with him
13. Laugh as he cries out in pain
14. Videotape him singing 'Barbie Girl' in the shower
15. Put it on Veoh
16. Bitch slap him
17. Then yell "STOP STEALING MY HAIR DYE, FUGLY!"
18. Dance around naked
19. Burn down his room
20. Some how help Mayuri find where he is
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Kuchiki Byakuya
1. Ask him why he wears grandma curlers in his hair
2. When he tells you it's a sign of nobility, smack him
3. Then tell him that his grandfather never wore one, and that it was pointless in wearing one if it keeps breaking
4. Suggest getting a haircut
5. When he refuses, cut it yourself when he's asleep
6. Then tell him that Renji did it
7. Call Sebonsakura girly
8. Ask him if it's because he's gay
9. Tell him that he had anger issues when he was a kid
10. Forget to bring him his daily tea
11. Slip him sugar from time to time
12. Send Yachiru to get food from him
13. 'Forget' to tell him when Rukia's missing
14. Explain to him how both Ichigo and Renji got Rukia pregnant
15. Laugh and take pictures of his expression
16. Put it in the new calendar
17. Spread a rumor that he sleeps with a teddy bear
18. Show him yaoi ff of him and Renji and other characters on ffdotnet
19. Allow Rukia to run off with Ichigo
20. Remind him constantly how he lost pathetically to Aizen and Ichigo
21. Buy him a giant Renji doll
22. Tell him that it's for him to cuddle with at night.
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Sorry it's so short. I may add more for Byakuya if I can come up with anymore tonight or within the week. I'm a wreck right now so it's proabably not that good. I'm still taking suggestions and reviews. I would love some more. Thanks for the idea for Szayel gubgub434