So, what did you think of the previous chapter? Funny right? Well, here's a another chapter and this one's even funnier than the other one. I think you'll like it. My birthday's in just 2 more days! Please review and comment on this story.

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He looked at me with worried and confused optics, I placed my helm against his helm and I snuggled into his frame feeling him stiffen and his frame heating up. I went up on my tiptoes, wrapped my arms around his neck and placed a few kisses around his face watching his whole face turn bright red and his frame burning at my kisses.

"Um…A-A-Amber, w-w-w-w-what are you doing?" Optimus stuttered nervously and I looked him square in the optics with a playful grin. I rest helm against his neck feeling his spark pounding against mine with desire and embarrassment. I looked over my shoulder to see Saturn, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe and pretty much the entire base staring at our PDA in the training room with jaws dropped and optics wide, but I just smirked at this with an idea popping up in my processor.

"Optimus?" I whispered in his ear and he gulped nervously.

"Y-Y-Yes, Amber?" Optimus answered shakily and he tried to push me away, but I kept my arms wrapped tightly around his neck.

"Did you know that you're the only mech that's caught my attention? A mech that's able to hold both me and Phoenix's affection?" I asked him and he froze.

"Wait a minute, how do you know Phoenix, Amber?" Saturn asked curiously and I laughed clinging to Optimus's neck firmly to keep myself from falling.

"Me and Phoenix are one femme. We always talked whenever she meditated or was lost in thought, especially when she was taken captive aboard the Nemesis," I told her gently and everyone gasped.

"Ph-Phoenix was captured?" Saturn squeaked and I face palmed.

"I shouldn't have said that," I muttered, but Saturn heard that.

"What do you mean?" Saturn demanded and I let out a heavy sigh with a roll of my optics.

"Listen, it's not that big of a deal. She got captured, chained, Megatron flirted with her, tried to inject Decepticon coding into her and she summoned me to help her escape and damage the Nemesis.Not that big of a deal. She wasn't even planning on telling anybody because she thought it would just be a waste of time," I explained nonchalantly. Saturn's eye twitched and so did the corner of her mouth. I gulped and Optimus shoved me off him and I slammed my helm into the wall with a sickening thud. Everyone froze as they looked at me and Saturn grabbed me by the neck with a crazed glint in her optics, then she slapped me hard in the face.

Immediately, everything went black for a few moments and then a flash of rainbow colors hit me like a wave, then everything became clear. Saturn was holding me by my shoulders with angry optics and everyone was staring at me with horror in their optics. A pang of immense pain gripped my spark and I screamed in agony while holding my helm in both servos with my optics tightly closed. After about a minute of immense pain, a bunch of different memories from my subconscious flooded my processor and I looked at everyone of them with horror and disgust.

"By the AllSpark what did I do?" I screamed and I ran out of base still clutching my helm tightly. I ran a random direction and I didn't look back, but I just bolted straight up into the sky until I crash landed onto the top of base in tears.

"Phoenix!" a voice called me, but I ignored them and continued to cry. It felt so good to cry after so many years of holding it all inside of my spark. The sound of heavy footsteps filled my audio receptors, so I shielded my whole body with my wings to keep bots from seeing me cry.

"Phoenix, what's wrong? What happened back there? Why did you just start screaming?" Bulkhead asked me gently and I just cried louder. "Are you crying?" Bulkhead asked in shock. I couldn't take it anymore.

"Leave me alone! P-Please!" I yelled from inside my wings and I heard a clap of thunder. Rain poured down from thick black clouds in torrents as more and more coolant streamed down my silver face. The downpour pelted my sleek orange wings, chassis, orange and red wings, orange metal feathered shoulders, black and one strip boots, silver stomach, silver claws, wavy orange metal hair flowed close to my face and my three orange, red and yellow feathers drooped. I stayed like that until I went a deep recharge with more coolant streaming down my cheeks.

Optimus's P.O.V.

When Saturn grabbed Phoenix by the neck, I began to worry.

What shocked me the most was when Saturn slapped Phoenix hard in the faceplates, I even winced at the echoing sound of her hand coming down hard on her face. Then, Phoenix's eyes just glaze over and she starts screaming in pain while holding her helm with her optics tightly closed. Saturn looked extremely worried and all traces of anger seemed to have left her as she tried to snap her sister out of it.

"By the AllSpark what did I do?" Phoenix screamed and ran out of the room. Everyone stared at Saturn's eyes glazed over and Bumblebee shook her awake, but when she came to she started to cry. Everybody went around the base to go look for Phoenix and Bulkhead found her on the roof, but when he came back he told us that she wanted to be alone.

"What's the matter with her? She's never acted like this before and neither has Saturn," Sideswipe asked worriedly.

"I think I know what happened," Bulkhead exclaimed and he quickly explained to them about her bird mode. "Amber is basically a really…..outgoing and odd version of Phoenix. Unlike Amber, Phoenix never tries to use extreme violence like Amber did to get revenge on the Twins. She would pound the living daylights out of them, but she'd never try and kill them with her sword," Bulkhead explained which made a lot more sense.

"But that doesn't explain why she was all over Optimus." Jazz pointed out and everyone snickered at that causing me to turn red with embarrassment by that part.

"I'm getting there," Bulkhead snapped. "Anyways, as a sparkling Phoenix never spent time with other femmes because she found them too feminine and she mostly hung around her brothers and sister. Her brothers loved sparring, so that hobby quickly became an obsession with her and no one ever beat her in sparring because of that. Even though many mechs were attracted to her, none of them caught her interest, so she devoted most of her time to sparring, art and controlling her powers." Bulkhead explained.

"Wrong," Saturn replied hoarsely. Everyone looked at Saturn confused.

"What do you mean by 'wrong'?" Moonracer asked confused and Saturn shook her head.

"Phoenix never was interested in mechs, but Amber was somewhat interested in a few. However that only happened during the Phoenix bird mating season. I think Amber went after Prime like that because we're either close to mating season or…." Saturn trailed off uncomfortably.

"Or what?" Firestar asked amusedly. Saturn gulped.

"If I tell you, then she'll offline me in my recharge." Saturn responded and she walked out of the room without a sound.

A Few Hours later….

"Hey, where's Phoenix?" Cathy asked once she hopped out of Saturn's passenger seat and I froze. Where was she? No one had seen her since she ran outside.

"I think she's still up on the roof," Chromia answered from her spot against Ironhide's chest.

"I'll go check on her," I told Cathy and everyone in the room sneered. I paused and I sent them a questioning look before walking towards the exit of the base.

I climbed up the ladder onto the rooftop to feel a light drizzle in the air, after I climbed out I saw Phoenix sitting at the edge of the cliff with her arms wrapped around her knees and her fiery wings drooping as she stared off into the sunset. For a moment, I was mesmerized by the beautiful femme in front of me. She actually looked like what humans call an 'angel' with the orange light bouncing off her wet armor gave her the illusion of having an aurora around her, but there have been many stories of Guardians of the AllSpark possessing powerful and magical abilities. Snapping out of my trance, I quietly walked up to her sitting form.

"I'm sorry," a soft voice whispered and I was surprised to hear the femme who took down a whole platoon of Decepticons on her own whisper so quietly.

"I-It's alright. I know that wasn't really you," I reassured her. She sighed sadly and shook her head as she stood up.

"Thanks. I think I'm just going to head home." Phoenix told me and she got up went back to base.


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