Alright I'm sitting here with Eruka…yes my arch nemesis from across the street..
Eruka:-plays kingdom hearts chain of memories- ……
Clue: wow…so cool….I still like Zelda better
You mean pokemon…
Clue: no…um..maybe
Any way Eruka is a gona post a story about those gangs I've mentioned briefly in the last couple of chapters so if ya want you can check that out its gona be called Leaper Children.
Eruka: -nods- now playing pokemon
Clue: sweet nail it with water gun!!!!
Eruka: that's a bulbasuar you idiot!
o.0 …….okay.. The original idea was to switch every chapter between a gang leader in Spargus and one in haven, one based on each of us, but the one in haven flopped so It'll be just Spargus alright on with the show!
-Steals Eruka's right shoe…. tries to light it on fire….gets distracted by fire-
Eruka: hey that's my shoe! –grabs shoes- Stupid idiot give back my SP! –chases after clue-
Clue: ahahaha! Water gun!
Eruka: -beats leni with shoes like a ninja- no steal shoes leni, write!
Never -tries to burn eruka's story with lighter!-
Eruka: no leni fire bad for you
Stares at fire
Eruka: yes now look at it real close and burn your eyes…I mean no that would be such horribly violent thing! Write!
--Get Your Freak On-- ch 11--
Clue emerged from the other room to find daxter gorging him self with a bowl of soup.
"Where're you going," Daxter asked as he managed to put the over sized spoon in the bowl.
Clue stared at the spoon, he was pretty sure it was the biggest one they owned, he shot a glance at Jules who smiled innocently.
"The same place he always goes when he's pissed at Kleiver," she told Daxter, eyeing the black and green banana tied across his forehead, "he's off to see the Leaper Children. So they can steal Kleivers Leapers so he can't sell them to the precurser skunks"
"You mean Monks?" Daxter asked.
"Same thing…." She said
Clue nodded and just left, he seemed to just leave a lot with out saying any thing quite often.
Suddenly his head popped back into the room, "you didn't poison the soup again did you Jules" he asked with a grin.
Jules looked at him very strangely, "Noo….but it's a good idea…"
Clue frowned, "you were supposed to play along," he said with a fake pout.
"Well I did put some of that spice in it with the skull on the bottle…."
"YOU WHAT!!!!" Dax yelled.
The ebony haired bi polar guy suddenly disappeared to the sounds of Jules and Daxter playing dodge ball with eating utensils.
A very wet haired and clean Jak entered the room at his moment, dodged a fork flying through the air, and wondered exactly what the hell was going on.
-Erukaisascarypersonandthisisapagebreak-
Clue wandered in to a ramshackle bar on the other side of the city. Two leapers were hitched out side.
He walked over to the bar counter and told the bartender to get him a scotch, the bartender grabbed a bottle off the shelf behind him and filled a very small shot glass.
Clue glared at its tinyness.
Fortunately, a certain black haired women popped up next to him and ordered something.
Clue stared at the unattended bottle with shifty eyes. He slowly dragged it off the counter and held it behind his back.
He turned to the woman next to him, "So…what brings you here?" he asked casually.
"Um actually I don't remember…" she said thoughtfully, Clue groaned with a frown, "Oh I remember you called me!"
"yeah…." He said slowly, staring at the gang leader.
"So down to business, what do you got from kleiver?" she asked very mater of factly.
"There's a leaper round up in three days…."
She interrupted him, "aaaahh, joy!" she nearly shouted.
"The precursor monks are making the pick up at three o' clock…"
She interrupted again, "Barush Barush," she muttered happily.
Clue took a moment as he did every time he had a meeting with the Eruka, mighty leader of the leaper children, to marvel at the success of the gang. She truly made Jules look sane. He'd seen her kill people on a whim then laugh and skip away.
"So same place as always…the ruins?" she asked taking a sip of some drink or another, the drink she had ordered still sat in front of her untouched.
'Yet somehow,' he thought, 'she manages to conduct business, annoy the hell out of every gang in the city, kleiver, the precursor monks and stock pile more money than almost any one in the city.'
He nodded at her question.
"Thanks!" Eruka chirped happily she pushed a small precursor power cell towards him, "We never talked, get it? Or I'll kill you." she growled as she left.
Clue sighed, "and they call me bipolar…" he grabbed the power cell, 'wish I'd had this thing a year ago' he though as he sauntered out of the bar. He noticed both leapers had disappeared since his entering, 'Tylo Bandits probably stole them," he thought thinking of the Leaper children's rival gang.
He watched Eruka skip down a dark and eerie side street. He took a swig from his stolen scotch bottle and made his way home.
When he arrived, he found a very perturbed otsel sitting on his front porch.
"Your girl friend is nuts…" Daxter told him.
Clue shrugged, "saner than others."
Daxter just grumbled, clue walked past him and entered his house removing his bandana.
"Do I want to know," he asked with scotch bottle in hand.
"Is that scotch?" she asked threateningly.
"Nope…" he skirted around the edge of the kitchen and into the other room.
Daxter finally realized the door wasn't really locked, cause Jules had shouted very loudly at Jak to lock it, you really couldn't believe every thing you heard now a days.
And of course, Clue did conveniently leave it open.
Daxter glared at the two as they ate their soup. He scrambled onto the table and sat on the edge facing away from both of them.
"So Jakko how's the soup," Jules asked chasing a carrot around in the bowl with her spoon.
Jak grinned, "oh its just wonder...aaahhhkkgaah!" he chocked rather realistically.
Daxter turned and stared at his long time friend, "go screw yourself Jak!"
Jak grinned and slurped his soup; he hadn't been able to get the best of Dax in quite a while. It was a nice change of pace.
-thanks for all the reviews dudes... do it again ....lots!