UKF: Wow two updates in a week. That's the best I've ever done ever!

Seto: Well there was that one when you first started….

Ryou: How many updates

KC: According to when she updated it was two in two days.

UKF: Yep so not the best ever. I'm not Sora of the Sky good but I still am good.

Ryou: Who's Sora of the Sky?

UKF: A fanfiction writer that the other day did 9 updates in one day this week.

All: You're kidding right?

UKF: Nope not kidding.

Seto: So what have you been up too?

UKF: Last night was spent putting price tags on things getting ready for a yard sale today then I went to bed at like 2:45 and woke up at 5:30 AM and then took everything outside and did the sale from 7 to 11 and we earned about $207 we sold my favorite couch =( But we are using some of the money to see the movie Monsters University!

KC: Why does a teenager like you excited about a Pixar movie?

UKF: I want to work for Pixar someday!

Seto: Cool so you do animations?

UKF: I have a program on my computer for it and it's really fun.

Ryou: Cool.

UKF: No one answered my poll… =( I'm super sad…..

KC: I'm sure you'll figure it out.

UKF: How about this. I'll do a little contest if you vote and either leave a review or PM me that you did I'll randomly pick a winner that gets to have one idea for this story. I mean ANY idea. That seems fair

KC: Yeah, so far were is it leaning?

Seto: uh, right now like as of June 15th 2013 at 9:25 PM If the Cake is a Lie You Shall Die has four people that wanted that.

Ryou: Close lead?

UKF: Hosts and Detectives

KC: Oh, I liked that one!

Seto: After that?

KC: Love Then Hate

UKF: Now that I think about it I really want to change the name.

Ryou: To what?

UKF: uh, TBD?

All: ugh…..

UKF: I'm having name block!

Seto: At the rate its going It'll be a while.

KC: Any plans for If the Cake is a Lie you Shall Die?

UKF: COMPAINAN CUBE!

Seto: She's gone mad.

Ryou: …...

KC: uh... yay?

UKF: YAY!

KC: uh ah... ULTIMATEKAIBAFAN DOES NOT OWN ANYTHING YUGIOH PORTAL AND DEATH NOTE AND DURARARA! DO NOT BELONG TO HER! ALL SHE OWNS IS THE PLOT AND HER OC'S! AH! UKF! GET THAT CHAIR AWAY FROM ME! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!1

(Seto's POV)

I sit back in my chair pulling my hands up to my chin resting it my eyes strained from the staring at the computer screen so long. I close my tired eyes as there's a knock at my home office. I snap open one eye then close it again and give a disgruntled 'Come in' the door opens and the young maid I recognized as Mindy walks in nervously. A string of images run through my memory of Mindy years and years ago. He open both my eyes and look up my neck hurting.

''Yes, Mindy?'' I stare at her and she gets small in her dress then looking back at me then answering by saying:

''Miss, KC just woke up. She's eating now. '' She bows a little. I nod and give a 'yeah sure thank you.' she nods and rather quickly runs out of the room. I shut my laptop shut rather quickly. Then standing and heading for the bathroom. Dark circles clear. My eyes bloodshot and making me moan and groan then I walk out. Note to self sleep tonight. I step into the room that KC had fallen asleep in. I see her sitting up and eating quite greedily. I stare at her for a couple minutes until I'm sure that she hasn't noticed me yet. Then I proceed to walk closer to her. Very close to her. Once I'm within four feet she turns around to look at me.

''HEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOO!'' She says with her mouth full. Al I can do is stare at her. And her eating... ''Wfats, suip?''

''Pardon?'' I question raising a brow.

She swallows and repeats: ''What's up?''

''uh, not much. How are you feeling KC?'' She lifts her fork and smiles stuffing even more into her mouth. How much does a girl like her eat anyways?

''I feel AAAAAWWWWWWEEEEEESSSSSOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEEE!'' She smiles I nod and sit next to her. Why the heck is she so hyper?!

''May I ask why you seem hyper?''

''I put a ton of sugar in the tea you gave me and the ate all of the sugar in the big bowl you gave me! Now I'm hyper!'' She smiles a goofy look on her face. Then she turns to the big flat screen TV in the room. ''I want to watch Durarara.'' She says now angry. I look at her.

''uh, what's Durarara?''

''ONLY THE BEST SHOW O N THE FACE OF THE WHOLE DANG MOTHER FLIPPING PLANET!'' She raises her hands and screams. I cringe.

'' ah, okay then. Why don't you watch it?''

''I want to see sexy Izaya...''

''Who?''

''YOU KNOW NOTHING! GET AWAY FROM MY PRESENSE COMMONER! OR YOU SHALL FACE THE WRATH OF MY BUNNY USA-CHAN!'' I get up quickly and wave:

'' Alright then I'll leave...'' I get up and run just I hear a theme song. ''Note to self. Never give her sugar again.'' Then I turn to go back to my office.

KC: That's all! Oh not again...

UKF: AND SPACE! I WANT TO GO TO SPACE!

Seto: Ryou...

Ryou: Yes?

Seto: Get the tranquillizer gun.

Ryou: sure hands gun* there you go buddy

Seto: (shots gun) there we go

UKF: (passes out)

KC: About time... now what?

Seto: I don't know

Ryou: Me neither.

KC: Is UKF really obsessed with Izaya?

Ryou and Seto: YES!

KC: Wow yikes.

Ryou: I know right?

Seto: hm I'm bored

Ryou: Have some cake

Seto: no thanks

KC: can I have some?

Ryou: Sure

Seto: whatever...

Ryou: So KC... can you tell us all of the secrets UKF means to tell us in the chapters?

KC: Sorry can't tell. But in the next chapter you get to find out about what happened to her brother and the secret behind her last name!

Seto: Is is going to be good?

KC: I hope so

Ryou: I'm sure it'll be good.

KC: Yeah me too. Anyways! Don't forget the contest! It end next week at midnight (which is the time now) So answer the poll and private message and you just might win!