i was sooooo sad that draccy did something whoribble to glitter and suddenly i started feeling sick. i held my stomach and i puked black blood all over the floor. i was all like puking and crying and black blud burst from my vagraina and spilld all over my neon rainbow glowinthedark legwamers which made me cry even moar. it ran down my legumes and made a piddle on the floor and looked like what goths and emus spill out. it was disturding like hairless pothead was when he almost attacked me. blood ran down my eyes and made big emo streaks down my face. when i stooped cryng (like ours later) i went to fix my makepu in my superhappytime hello kitty mirror and the black blood wouldnt come off!!

i realized i was gothic!!

i had to go see dumblrdor so i went to his house next door but he didnt have a door so i stud in front of his cloroful beeds.

"CUM INN!" he whisprd peacfuly.

i crammed through the pretty beds and the inside was awsume. it had peace signs and flowers and everythin hip in it it was prety like the 70s even though it was scene that was in these days. dundlebor was wearing purple glasses and a tie dye shirt.

"WHATCHA UP" he cried merrily. "ANT IT COOL TO BE ONE WITH THE EARTH MAN." he snorted some white stuff out of the sorting hat. "CARE FOR A TRY?"

it took me a minute to deside and then i went over there with him and snotted. suddlny i startd seeing flashing lites like at the rave and it was the best feeling i ever experiencd. then i felt stange. the black makup was fading away and raynbows spewd out every opening in my body!! i was vary happy.

"TOXICA" bubbledoor calld quitly. "THERE IS MOER FOR YOU IN MY BEARD PUT YOUR HAND IN IT."

i put my hand in there and pulld out a MAGICKAL SUPER SPESHUL RADIOACTIVE GLOWSTICK YAY!!

"this will protect you from the goths and emos toxica" he wispred. "you will never forget who you are ever agan with this." he snrotted more white stuff.

"but bumbleboar" i qwestioned. "how did you know?"

"its the hippie way" he said dreamly and winked.

"BUMBLEBORE!" i said silently. "WHAT HAPPEND TO FAWX?"

"i turnd fucks into this" he said and pointd to a prettyful lava lump. "you know toxica" he said wiggling his eyebrows and stroking my rainbow highlites. "i can show you a good anchent rituool we hippies do for peace."

my eyes grew enormus and he flipt me over and tore my under cloths off. he stuffed the lava lomp in me and before i could scream it filld me with good feelings. it strated changin colors and my vafgina was like a rainbow of love and it made me very slippry. it felt really good!! then his beerd began moving around and it took a camera and snapt shots of us doing it. he took the lava limp out and stuffd his manlyness in me. after awhile we startd getting tired and he came. i was filled with powder and it droopt out my ranbow bagina and we snottd it happly.

"DUMBLEFLOOR!" hermyone called.

she starrd at us not knowing what to say and dundledoors beard wrapt around her and he set her hair on fire and she screamd. he was smoking her with a dreamy look.

"OH HEROIN YOURE JUST TOO GUD" he whisperd silently.

that nite hermone died but we were to busy to care cause we were taking turns smokin her.