Ichimaru Gin's Diary
Chapter 11: Aizen's Will
Entry 116
Well, Ran-chan had ta go back ta da Soul Society.
Grimmijow's in da intensive care unit place.
Mai is takin' care of Blots for him. (Blots ish his plush toy cat thing.)
And Ulquiorra has the new responsibility of having Mai as a fraccion since Harribel-chan is gone ta some place called Victoria Secret and Grimmijow is…well…ya…
Entry 117
We're gonin' back ta Hueco Mundo now.
FINALY!
But we get a meetin' when we get back…
Entry 118
"Move your foot, Ulquiorra."
"I can't, Tia, Grimmijow's coffin is in the way."
"Ulquiorra-sama, why is he in there?"
"To make sure he doesn't die the way back to Las Noches."
"Uh oh…"
"What did you do, Gin?"
"…Grin busted the Garganta…"
Entry 119
It's been half a day, now we're not in da Garganta anymore…
Yammy made the place smell like trash.
Really.
Entry 120
The meetin' is 'bout ta start.
Things are just gonna go downhill from here…
Cause I'm on a giant sand hill and about to roll down!
Entry 121
"Please listen to me while you enjoy you tea."
"Don't we always do this?"
"Anyways… I know this will not happen for a longlonglonglonglonglonglonglonglonglong time, but I will some day die."
"YOU CAN'T, AIZEN-TAICHOU!!!"
"Gin…"
"Yes^^?"
"Not now."
"Ohhhhh"
"Anyways, I will share with you Espadas, my will."
Entry 122
Aizen-taichou gave us a copy of the will.
Letsee here….
King of Everyone and Everything and More, Sosuke Aizen's Will
I will start with the Decima, Yammy Riyalgo. Dear Yammy, as the big…huge…ugly*coughcough* Where was I? Oh yes, when I die, I will let you have our walk in fridge that is bigger then necessary. I hope you take care of it well and keep it clean and filled with food.
This was Yammy's comment. "I do, Aizen-sama!"
Next is Aaroniero Arruruerie. My freakish two headed one er…two…If I die…I will let you have…uh… my old stuffed animal octopus…Tentacles is his name. Take care of him well… I mean it.
"We are honored, Aizen-sama."
Szayel Apporo Grantz. The smartest Espada in my army. I will give you everything I stole from Mayuri. I even have his spyware. He keeps one in his daughter's room ;)
"Thank you, Aizen-sama! You are the greatest!" Apporo even started turnin' red…
Zommari Leroux, I give you my…yoga mat I have never used, my yogurt that I got from the World of the Living, and some candy chocolate eyeballs. I even stole some jack-o-lanterns for you. You should be greatful.
"…Thank you…Aizen-sama…!"
Next we move on to the actual Espadas with SOME interesting power. Grimmijow Jagerjeaques, I will give you my stuffed Persian cat, Fuffers. If Ulquiorra Cifer lets you, I will also give you Mai's hand in marriage.
At that part, Grimmijow started grinnin' like Grin and Ulquiorra started banging his head lightly on the table…
But remember, Sexta, you may put the sex in sexta (yes I hear you sing it), but remember that being over-confident can get you…well…you'll see…
"I think he has seen when he had to be stuck in a coffin for a few hours… By the way, never try to kiss Mai again…"
"I didn't try to. I did! OW! My face moved too much…"
Next, we move on to Nnoitra Jiruga . You are very…powerful…power-hungry…sexist…(I threw that in for you, Tia) and I would like to thank you for a good job. I give you a bouquet of flowers (chosen by Tia) and all the spoons in Hueco Mundo.
"Does that mean the flowers are gonna blow up in my face?"
"No…"
"Sure, Tia. Yer just AFRAID of a TRUE MAN!"
"…because the flowers are designed to suffocate you and drag you to the farthest corner of Hueco Mundo while I steal your spoon collection…"
"You are EVIL, Tia Harribel!"
Ah, moving on to my most loyal Espada, Cuarto Espada, Ulquiorra Cifer. I give you rule of Las Noches and Hueco Munco, also giving you much power, but share it with Gin and Tousen. I also will let Tia be your queen.
"Aizen-sama! But didn't you say we were all brother and sister?!"
"No, Tia, that changes when I die. It's Ulquiorra's descion then."
Anyways, take good care of my palace and your sister; she will be a fine queen if you don't want to marry.
"…"
"I thought I could marry her…"
"Shut it, Sexta."
Tia Harribel, the most beautiful Espada. I will let you be the Queen of Hueco Mundo. (Just work things out with Ulquiorra first…) I give you my credit card AND don't forget, a flower. It represents that you are a flower among ugly bees.
"That sounds like something Charlotte would say… But Aizen! I have already made Tia my queen!"
"Shut up, Barragan! You did not! You asked, but I refused!"
"Why?!"
"…Look in the mirror and you'll see why…"
"That was rude, Tia…"
"Told ya she was evil…"
Moving from Tercera to Segunda, Baragan Luisenbard. What a strange last name. If you outlive Ulquiorra, Mai, and Tia...and Starrk…AND Grimmijow… then you can be King of Hueco Mundo. I will give you my Zanpaktou as a scepter since you hate me so much.
That was when Aizen-taichou gave a strong blast of reiatsu for the Segunda.
You are the old wise one I guess, please choose a decent queen.
"Tia is far better then decent…"
"BUT I AM NOT YOUR QUEEN!"
Starrk Coyote and Lylinette Ginderback. I give you Starrk, my bedroom (very cushion-y and comfortable) and Lylinette, my back scratcher and a book called How to Kill with Pokes in 1,234,567,890 Ways.
"Lylinette would say WOO HOO! If she were here. And I thank you, Aizen-zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
O.O
…
Tousen, I give you my police stuff. You can be the Justice Officer of Hueco Mundo. Please do not whip my Espadas so much.
"T-thank you, Aizen… You have made my dream come true!"
Ichimaru Gin…
^^ "That's meeee!"
I will let you be King of Hueco Mundo…after Grimmijow.
"SO I HAVE TO OUT LIVE HIM TOO?!"
"Ya, Segunda^^"
I will let you marry Matsumoto Rangiku and live happily here in Hueco Mundo…*sigh* I'll let you have a pet fox too…
"YESSSSSS!"
And to the Fraccion and all the other bits and pieces, I give you my will to live and rule. Because I would rather not have all the weak become suicidal when I die.
That is the end of my will. I will rest in vain and forever haunt you all. And when I come back from my life as a human, I will rule once again!
(Yes Barragan that means if at that point you outlived all the others and are ruling, then I get to rule.)
Entry 123
We were all eatin' dinner and talkin' 'bout the will… Oh ya, Mai, Apache, Tesla, Shawlong, and Charlotte were the guests of this Espada dinner.
"Dear Harribel-sama, you ARE the beautiful flower of these men, sometimes I envy you!"
"Oh dear God, save me…" was what she muttered.
"Aizen-sama gave me WHAT?!" Mai-chan freaked OUT!
"I-I have the will to live and rule!!!" Tesla made a t-shirt that said that… it has rhinestones on it!
"Ulquiorra gets to rule?! But Harribel-sama has a higher rank!"
"Pfft, I'm the oldest of the two digit arrancars…" said Shawlong.
"Shawlong, don't be so down! Didn't you hear? I get to be king…eventually!"
"Mai Cifer, what is wrong with you?"
"I'm fine, Ulquiorra-sama…except the fact that YOU have to be my Espada..."
"Don't talk to you brother like that!"
"Apporo-sama, he's NOT MY BROTHER!"
"Oh, look, let's all shut up!"
"YOU SHUT UP, APACHE!"
"DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY! I AM TERECERA ESPADA TIA HARRIBEL'S FRACCION!"
"WELL I AM THE FRACCION OF THE NEXT KING OF HUECO MUNDO!"
"SHUT UP!"
"MAKE ME!"
"CHUG THIS, CIFER!"
"Which Cifer?"
"YOUR SISTER, ULQUIORRA-SAMA!"
"SHE'S NOT MY SISTER!"
Then Apache forced a bottle of sake down Mai's throat…after that Harribel, Ulquiorra, Grimmijow, Lazy Starrk, and Tesla had to drag her away…
Ain't we so loveable???
Well that was a nice chapter, dinner went well, REVIEW PLEASE!!!! Aizen's Will was a very long entry…