Oh Brother

Summary: A series of k18 one shots with an over-laying plot. Also featuring GCC, BV, GoVi, and more.

Warning: general warning about the rating. Some chapters in this story will contain mature language, violent scenes, and adult situations. It is not recommended for anyone under 18 (not that I can stop you if you choose to read anyways.) I will warn you in advance so you can skip those scenes if you so prefer.

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ/S/GT or any of its characters.

11. In-Law

It was definitely not what Krillin was expecting to see when he arrived home after a long day of work. The balcony of their house was huge, and they often used it for large brunches with Yamcha and Tien and Goku, but it seemed rather small now with the amount of boxes and suitcases there.

Krillin landed on the balcony and scratched his bald head in confusion. 18 stepped out onto the balcony with a tray with dinner and a beer. She gave him a smile and said, "mm you look so sexy in your uniform."

Krillin narrowed his eyes. Dinner was normal after a long day of work, but a compliment like that outside of the bedroom was practically unheard of.

"What's going on 18?"

"What do you mean honey?" She said forcing a smile through her teeth.

"Honey?" Krillin scoffed. "Okay now I know something is up. What is going on? What is all this stuff?"

18 cracked a fake smile and said, "well, uh, something kinda came up…"

At the moment the door burst open and Marron followed by three other small children ran out laughing and cheering. A gorgeous woman with long black hair that reached her butt, a slender but modest body, bright green eyes, and wearing a T shirt that read "Satan City Zoo" stepped out and smiled warmly at the children.

"So you're a cue ball again."

Krillin actually visibly shivered at the sound of that cold voice. Android 17 stepped outside right beside the beautiful woman and gently placed an arm around her shoulders.

"17 I told you to wait inside so I can talk to him first!" 18 snapped.

"Eh just do it like a bandaid," he said with a careless shrug.

"I don't like the sound of this," Krillin moaned.

"Krillin this is 17's family," 18 said. "As you know 17 is a park ranger and recently he and Goku took down some poachers. Well one of them wanted revenge so he managed to find 17's home. He burned everything to the ground. Thankfully Myriah and the kids were out of the house."

"He burned your house down!" Krillin said shocked. "Everyone is okay though?"

"Yeah we are all okay thankfully, but we are kinda homeless right now…" 17 said.

18 gave him a pleading look. Krillin took a moment to look around at all the belongings around the balcony, many of them were charred with ash and some were burnt pretty badly. 17 stepped forward and said, "I know last time I lived here it didn't go well but that's because I was single back then, now I have a family." He motioned to his wife and the children.

"This is my wife Myriah," he said. "Shortly after I moved out of the island I found an abandoned cabin in the woods. I started protecting the animals there in memory of Android 16 who loved animals. I met Myriah when she came onto the island to release some panthers she had helped rehabilitate at Satan City Zoo. She's a zoologist. A year later we had our first baby boy Juno."

The boy ran up to Krillin and hugged his leg. He had the same ice blue eyes that both android 17 and 18 had, but the tan skin and soft features of Myriah. "Hi Uncle Krillin!" He said excitedly.

"We got married right after he was born and decided to adopt these twins." The young boy and girl who had brown hair and brown eyes, with pale white skin both waved at the same time and grinned. "I did some research back at Gero's lab after I was resuscitated and found our case files, so I gave the twins our former human names: Lazuli and Lapis."

Krillin was taken aback. He actually didn't know 18's human name. He looked at 18 who just gave him a small nod, telling him that she did know this information.

"The insurance company is already working on this Krillin," 17 continued. "We will be here for a month. Two tops."

Krillin sighed. "You didn't have to do all this, you're 18's family therefore you're my family too. You are always welcome here."

17 smiled and said, "thanks."

That was definitely something Krillin never saw in 17 before. He was happy and cheerful and polite. Miles different then the 17 that had moved in with them on the island.

"Thanks Krillin," 18 said planting a kiss on Krillin's cheek.

As 18 guided the family into the house, 17 grinned at him and said, "hmm looks familiar."