A/N: On the eleventh day of Voldemas, Cassandra gave to thee...TWO song parodies!~
Mudbloods Roasting on an Open Fire
Mudbloods roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at their toes
Death Eaters dancing around the funeral pyre
And folks dressed up in evil cloaks
Everybody knows a murder and some Crucios
Help to make the season bright
Mudblood kids with no family in tow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Voldy's on his way
He and all his dark followers ready to slay
And every Mudblood's child is going to cry
Annoying brats just don't seem to want to die
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To brats from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways,
An Avada Kedavra to you!
Violent Night
Violent night, gory night
All are dead, what a fight
Innards strewn across the battleground
Muggles screaming, rejoice at the sound
Sleep in eternal pieeeeeee…ces
Sleep in eternal pieces
Violent night, gory night
Wizards quake at the sight
Annoying losers, their lives such a bore
Have they never seen dead guys before?
Go back home to your baaaaasement
And tell your dear mum I said hi
Violent night, gory night
Darkness rules, screw the light
Emerald beams erupt from my wand
Screaming Avada Kedaaaavra
Now all the Muggles are deeeaaaad
Now all the Muggles are dead