(Hey so I finally got Dead Pool back in the story.

Jack Frost: Hey so when do we come in?

Anna: Yeah! I want to meet Spider Man!

Rapunzel: Yeah!

Merida: I want to have a contest with Hawk Eye!

Elsa and Hiccup: *just shrug*

In a like two chapters. Okay so just hold your horses!

Maximus: *nehs angrily*

ITS JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH! Also so a lot of these jokes belong to me but feel free to tell them to your friends and family.)

Alex's P.O.V

All of us where hanging out after training in the tri-carrier.

"Okay so what do call Frosty the Snowman's aunt?" I asked.

"I don't know what?" Luke asked.

"Aunt-arctica." I said.

Everyone laughed, but there was a laugh that I didn't recognize. It sounded kind of like the Joker's laugh from Batman. I turned my head and saw Dead Pool. I honestly have no idea how he got here and that freaks me out. He's like a ninja, well kind of, ninjas aren't cuckoo in the head.

"You must be Fury's new hero." He said addressing me. "Are you sure you're not a thief? Because you've stolen my heart."

If it wasn't for my mask everyone would have seen my red face. Boys don't normally flirt with me like that. Well, except for Sam but other than him, no one ever flirted with me.

"Shucks.." I said looking down.

Danny's P.O.V

I didn't like Dead Pool flirting with (A/N: DEAD POOL STOP MESSING WITH MY COMPUTER!) Alex. He needs to back off.

Peter's P.O.V

I didn't like Dead Pool before, now I hate him. Seriously where does he get off hitting on her?

Sam's P.O.V

Man that was a good pick up line! I have to use that! But he needs to stay away from Alex.

Dead Pool's P.O.V

I knew what Nova, Iron Fist and Spiderman where thinking but I can't let that distract me from my mission. I just had to get Guardian alone somehow. Wait! I have an idea you readers are going to love.

"So Guardian do you like animals?" I asked.

"Yeah I love animals!" she said.

I smirked.

"How about we go to Central Park Zoo after dark?" I asked.

"Isn't that breaking and entering? I don't think I can break the law." She said.

Ug goody two shoes.

"Well its not like we're stealing a lion or anything." I said.

"Well…. Okay. I guess it wouldn't hurt…" she said unsure.

I smirked. This was going to work perfectly.

Alex's P.O.V

I was going to meet Dead Pool at the Zoo at 8'oclock tonight. Harry was asking who this guy was and what time I would be back. Even Mr. Osborn was asking these questions, though he still didn't know I was Guardian. I told them he was a guy who I met and we were just hanging out and I'd be back my midnight at the latest.

I got there a little yearly. I was warring my costume but also some body spray. Well I didn't want to smell bad. I felt someone try to sneak up on my.

"Dead Pool, I know its you." I said not turning around.

"How did you know?!" Dead Pool coming out of the bushes.

"Years of studding at the Kunoichi academy of Japan." I said shortly.

We snuck in to the zoo. Man, it was so peaceful without so many people around. There were no crowds blocking the animals, no whining children and no people dropping gum on the ground. It was just perfect. Maybe to perfect….

"Hey you want to go see the penguins?" Dead Pool asked.

"Sure, but doesn't something feel off to you?" I asked nervously.

"Nope!" He said pulling me to the penguins.

Suddenly I felt something hit me in the back and the whole world went black.

When I woke up I was strapped to a table. I was relieved to know my mask was still on my face but where was I? Ug, I shouldn't have trusted Dead Pool and now look where I am!

"Well, look who finally woke up." A deep voice said from the shadows. I looked and saw Taskmaster emerge from the shadows.

"Okay why do all bad guys make dramatic entrances? Seriously, its overdone and its stupid." I said.

Suddenly I felt a sharp pain everywhere. I screamed loudly till it stopped.

"Not another word out of you." He hissed.
"Why did you kidnap me?" I asked.

"Because I need your power." He said bluntly.

Wow so original. Seriously! Can't bad guys come up with more original? Suddenly I felt like I was being suck of all my energy.

"Soon I'll have all you powers." He said.

The world was starting to blacken. My last thought before blacking out was help.

Loki's P.O.V

I watched Taskmaster drain Alex. No, that would not happen. I summoned an ice beast to save her. If I couldn't get her myself so this was the best I could do.

I watched as the ice beast attack Taskmaster. It took about 15 minutes for the ice beast to get Alex. I sent it to drop her off in central park.

Harry's P.O.V

It was 12:50 and dad called the cops to look for Alex. I check near the Zoo and found her out cold dress normally. I tried waking her up but nothing worked. I took out my phone and dialed 911 and an ambulance arrived. I called dad and told him I was with Alex in the ambulance. I hope she's okay.

Alex's P.O.V

I woke up in a hospital room. What had happened?

"Alex! You're awake!" I heard a voice say. I looked and saw Harry sitting on a chair next to me.

"What's going on?" I asked.

"You tell us." Mr. Osborn said coming in.

The strange thing was I didn't remember anything after leaving.

"I-I can't remember…" I said. Okay things where getting really crazy. There's only one person who might know something. My uncle, Thor.

(Hey so I'm going to start a new Randy Cunningham story soon and update my fairly odd parents story soon. Also here's a list of songs I think fit some Ultimate Spiderman characters:

Peter: Hero by Skillet

Sam: Everything is Awesome from Lego movie

Ava: Roar by Katy Perry

Danny: Eye of the Tiger

Luke: Remember the Name by Fort Minor

Furry: I'll Make a Man out of You

Anyway I'll be heading to Minnesota on Thursday morning so updates might be slow.)