"damn im sexi" he explains/
a hinchmen enters the room and cries "sir theirs some1 here 2 see u."
"who is it?"
"some1 named oromis."
"fag."
sudenly oromis enters, galatox says "so we meat again."
"that we do" replies oromis jerking on his cane.
"u know my new name."
"yes darth vader."
"no u fag. thats murtagh and morzan."
"sorry whats ur new name."
"galatoriz."
"damn thats a gay name."
"yes well ormiss how is my plan going."
"how the hell shud i no."
:well ill tell u. the varden is making lace hankerchefs and to stop them im making, dammit, my mind just blanked."
"gud plan."
"STFU."
galatox psuhed ormiss again th wall and yells "for sparta!!!!:
then ormiss faints into his lovers arms.
a/n i no that ormiss and galaotox arent luvers, i dont care, it makes the sotry interesting
meenwile eragod was bathing and listening to the aunts figtht over a bredcrum.
'i cents a disturbance in the force" he exlaims to sapphire.
"me 2 yung 1 its that biych amy aria."
"sapphire ur so jelus."
"yah well i want to resuce emrald so lets go."
they flough off into the autumn sunset singing.
meenwile i was w/ durxa emrald and the priste.
"do u take this shadow 2 b ur awfully webbed husband."
"NIO"
"STFU"
durza cursed me w/ a spell and made me say yes. then he made out w/ me and i scrame.
"ur now shade and wife' and the priste dissapears.
i cried a singel tear and cried b/c i love eragod and not durza.
sudenly in the back of the room there was a drunken voice.
a/n haaaaaaaaha...bet u dont know who it is