Sorry for not updating, exam stress and I just found Gimme More by ASimplyHopelessRomantic and am completely addicted. This one was inspired by an adorable cartoon, the link to which I can't find. :)

Disclaimer - I don t own Glee, if I did, Blaine would have more facial hair.

Kurt and Blaine were rushing towards the opening of Zara on High Street when a horrifying accident occurred.

"OOWW SWEET MOTHER OF GAGA!" Kurt shrieked from the ground. "NO! NOT TODAY! THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!" Poor Blaine. He simply stood there looking bewildered. Kurt's outfit is fine, he thought to himself, his hair is okay, so what's the problem?

"BLAINE! GET YOUR PEFECT ASS DOWN HERE AND HELP ME UP!" His normally pale face was rather red now and his hysterics were drawing an uncomfortable amount of attention. Blaine crouched down next to Kurt, gently patting his hair in an attempt to calm him down.

"Shh...there there hush no-" Blaine caught sight of the ruined wedges that graced his boyfriends feet. "Oh."

"THAT S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY? MY $500 DOLLAR SHOES ARE RUINED AND I CANT. GET. TO. ZARA. " By this time Kurt was nearly crying and Blaine was looking doubly puzzled. Sigh. Kurt can get confusing when he talks too fast and loud. Hopefully Kurt will explain it to him slowly.

"My shoes are broken, I cannot walk in them. I am in New York and walking around without shoes on is likely to give me AIDS. I am stuck here and will miss the opening of Zara. Therefore, I will be shunned in common society and my life will be over." A look of understanding dawned on the teen's face.

"Ah... I get it."

"Congratulations," Kurt deadpanned. "Now HELP ME!" Blaine pondered the situation for a few moments. It usually took him a while to fully grasp a concept.

"You need to get somewhere but you cant walk...so "

"Yes," Kurt encouraged.

"I'll piggy back you!" Blaine exclaimed.

"NO! NOT THAT! I MEANT CALL A TAXI!" Blaine completely ignored his desperate pleas for mercy and grabbed his boyfriend around the waist, slinging him onto his back.

"Hold on!" he said in delight. Kurt locked his arms around Blaine's neck in choke hold, tucking his face into the curve of the others neck. A few people were giving the pair strange looks, but neither noticed - Kurt from fear and Blaine from glee. Finally, Blaine thought, he could do something useful.

The brave knight and loyal steed jogged gallantly off towards Zara, committed to their quest to find the perfect outfit.