"I'M SO FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW!" screamed Quad at the top of his lungs. His laughter permeated throughout the lower deck of the ship, echoing off the dusty wooden walls. He jumped up and down on his bed, then he did a back flip, and landed on his ass. Of course.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA I'M IN SPACE! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAACE!"

Zeph, currently standing watch on the upper deck, facepalmed himself. "Dammit, Quad..." he muttered under his breath.

" WON'T YOU LEAD ME IN A DANCE DOWN THIS WINDING ROAD, WHERE LIGHT AND SHADOW ENTWINE TO TAKE HOLD, WHOOOOO! " Quad sang loudly.

Zeph gasped in horror. "Quad...is...SINGING?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" And then Zeph an-heroed.

"Ugh...I'll go revive him..." said Rain.

5 Grue Years Later...

"Sometimes...sometimes I just want to talk with the letters looking like this." said Quad, his voice sounding as if it were deep in thought. Which it isn't.

"NO!" Yelled Zeph. "We will NOT talk like that the whole time!"

"Hmph 3:"

They landed on a small, remote island, far to the...whatever direction it was in. A short way into the distance was the entrance to a cave. Inside the cave, the sounds of mining could be heard.

Upon entering the cave, the Light Warriors (and Solun) were greeted by a...a...midget O_o

"I'm not a midget!" said the midget, I mean, the not-midget indignantly. "I'm a drawf! And I need TNT to blow up the back of the cave so that it'll destroy a piece of land in order for you to sail through and make plot progression!"

"Haha!" laughed Solun. "And where may we find this TNT?"

The dwarf looked up graciously into Solun's eyes and said "In Coneria!"

Back to the ship...

"I still think that we should talk like this the whole time." said Quad.

"No!" said Zeph.

"3:" said Quad.

The trip back to Coneria was...mostly uninteresting. Just like all the other times when you set sail in an old-school JRPG. Nothing interesting ever happens. EVER.

Ok, fine. Zeph lost his virginity. To himself. And Quad.

They arrived in Coneria Castle, and they went to the King's Throne.

"QUAD, MAHBOI!" said King BicBoi the Third.

"BICBOI, MAHBOI!" said Quad, as he stumbled forward, High as a motherfu-

Quad wrapped his arms around Chris Crisostom- I mean, BicBoi, and embraced him tightly.

"FUCK ME! FUCK ME RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!" Quad's eyes glowed with a hunger unlike anything ever seen.

"no, das gey." replied BicBoi.

"3:"

BicBoi sat upright in on his throne, and spoke deeply and intelligently. "What brings you people to my pad, yo?"

Zeph smiled brightly. "BicBoi, stop trying to be ghetto."

BicBoi ignored Zeph and looked into the pink mirror he kept in his hands at all times. "dam u str8, babygurl..."

Zeph tapped his feet impatiently. "BicBoi...we need some TNT."

"Ok :D" said BicBoi. "Just hand me your Mystic Key first. Yes, I know you have it. I watch you all the time..."

Zeph handed the Mystic Key to Bicboi. Bicboi unlocked the door behind his throne, went in, retrieved some TNT, and then tossed it to Zeph.

"Yay! :D" said Zeph.

They set sail. Again.

"I'm bored!" said Quad. "I'm going to end chapter 11 right now. Mostly because I'm high as FUCK!"

END OF CHAPTER 11