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After I enjoyed a Demyx shaped pancake I went to watch the huge screen television that suddenly appeared in the living room with Luxord.
Why, you ask Spongebob was on, of course!
Perhaps it seems ooc to most of you that Luxord enjoys watching Spongebob. Luxord has always reminded me of my dad, on my dad isn't as British, or as obsessed with gambling. My dad watches spongebob. It's a guy thing, I think. Guys like stupid things. And, well, so do I.
"I didn't know you guys could get television way out here," I admitted about halfway through. Axel, conveniently standing behind me (sadly out of glomp range) pointed to a TV antenna shrouded with darkness.
"We're stealing cable," he smiled maliciously.
Wouldn't that be stealing satellite? Well, Whatever.
Stealing is stealing.
Shuddap you.
Just as Spongebob was coming back on, all of the members around me flinched simultaneously.
"Superior's calling." Grumbled an unidentified male voice.
They all disappeared into their portals immediately, leaving me all alone.
"I guess I'll walk, thanks for offering. I mean, not that you needed to, but- Hey, am I talking to myself?"
…
Yes.
You! The bold voice in mah head- SHUT UP.
Why?
Because I said so!
Why?
NO MORE QUESTIONS- GOODBYE!
I figured I might as well try to find where they were going, disobeying Axel's rule of not wandering this building by myself. In a castle this big, it was a possibly suicidal venture… Let's go!
I picked a random hallway where I picked a random door. It led to this huge glass staircase like the one in Chain of Memories. There was another door at the bottom, but beside that, black oblivion. It looked very slick.
Curiosity took over and I stepped out onto the steps.
"WHOOPS!"
VOOOOOOOOSSSHHHH!!!
Before I knew it, I had slipped straight off the stairs into the black Oblivion.
A shrill scream escaped my lips as I tumbled down into the impending doom. I waited and waited for the splat awaiting me at the end, but it never came. I opened my eyes in time to notice the top of the stairs whip past me.
I waited a minute to confirm my theory, and after reaching the bottom I went past the top again.
"Hey! I'm perpetually falling! WEEEEEEEEE!" I said happily.
"Nicole?" laughed a familiar male voice from above me.
"NICK?!"
I turned around in the air. There was a friend of mine from band sitting Indian style in mid-air. His poofy curly hair was even crazier than it normally was from the fall. He also seemed bemused by my amusement at our situation. If that last phrase meant any sense.
"What's going on? Where are we?" he demanded.
For once, I was appreciative for the question. It would let me get my thoughts in order. Or maybe not.
"Well, we're falling in a room of a hall of a castle of the World that Never was of a Disney galaxy of a Disney universe of a Disney game of our world of our galaxy of our universe." I was very proud of my statement with hopes that it would confuse him to no end.
Much silence.
"Wait, What?"
I shrugged. "I have no idea what's going on, and they won't tell me either. They being Organization XIII. We've been sucked into what I once thought was a video game world. I have yet to figure out if it is a real world or we were consequently sucked into a videogame. Oh, my best friend Laura's here too, but I don't think you know her."
-Little red flag goes up-
LAURA! LAURA! LAURA! LAURA!
Why do I keep forgetting about her?
Because of Axel.
No, not because of Axel, he's not-
Are you in denial?
Yes, I'm in denial. But that means I'm not in denial because denying being in denial makes you in denial. But then again, admitting to being in denial would mean- NYAH! IT'S A PARADOX! YAY!
"Axel!" I growled, "That traitor!"
This situation was indeed too good to be true. I'm so stupid! And blissfully ignorant! DAMN IT! Stupid Axel.
Stupid Sexy beastie Axel.
"What are you doing here, anyway?" I asked curiously, all traces of hostility lost in my voice.
"First day of Band camp and people were randomly going missing. First Mary, than Roy, and than me. Some scary violent lady swearing revenge against the hoe that put black dye in her hair."
"I didn't do that..." I muttered. "You're crazy. Band camp doesn't start for like, a month from now."
Now he was the one giving crazy looks. "Where have you been? It's August!"
"I've been… here. NO! I MISSED MY WHOLE SUMMER IN A DAY! THERE WAS SO MUCH! I MISSED MY AUNT'S WEDDING! I MISSED POTC3! I MISSED ECLIPSE By Stephenie Meyer! I MISSED HARRY POTTER 7, I MISSED EVERYTHING! AUGH!!!" I cried.
Nick flinched at my renewed hostility, regretting telling me that.
Alas, I don't blame him.
Yay! It's been…. Awhile. And I've got good news and bad news.
First of all, I have the next five chapters, each getting longer the story progresses.
The bad news is it isn't typed.
As for other things, Lexy may or may not become a Mary-Sue. I thought of a hilarious way to incorporate it as well as give her a hard time about it, so don't fret.
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