In which Sakura plays a prank, and Hansuke loses a bet


Sakura somberly walked into the room, with an upset looking Hansuke. The few members of the notorious gang known as Akatsuki looked at them, this was the most depressed they have ever seen the latest additions to the group.

"I just got back from the doctors." Sakura sniffled. Most of them stiffened, guessing that it was bad news. "I have updog.

Finally, after several minutes, Pain asked what was on everybodies mind. "Whats updog?"

Sakura shuddered. "Not much, WHAT UP WITH YOU?!"

Finally letting go of her shudders she fell to the ground laughing her ass off as Hansuke started sobbing and handed her twenty bucks.

Hidan realized what had happened and joined Sakura in her laughter.

"I FUCKING TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!" she shrieked, and 'Suke cussed out everybody.

Meanwhile, Pain had also realized what happened and proceeded to grow mushrooms in his emo corner since he had fallen for the stupid prank. Konan snorted and Kakuzu continued ignoring all of the idiots in the room, leaving Kisame to walk into the very confusing situation.

"What the hell is going on in here? Sakura, what happened?" He shouted over all of the noise.

"I just found out I have updog."

"What's updog?"

"GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAIN!"