OMG! I can't believe it's been so long since I updated! Well, I'm sorry again, btu this should be short. I know, you hate me (smiles) but, that ok.
Disclaimer: I own squat, can't sue me for dat.
"Oh, well, I guess I do…"
"Ron!"
"Ok, ok, I practically love the girl!"
"There we go."
"I can't believe she melted! I didn't even know that was even humanly possible!"
Ron whined
"Well, I'll go ask her if she likes you too." Said Hermione in a sing-song voice
"Would you?" asked Ron desperately
"Yes, but in turn for that favor, you have to get her to stop harassing Dra…Malfoy."
"Fine…when will you ask her?"
"Now, I'll go now."
"Ok then… go!"
"Hello, Kourtney!" said Hermione in an overly cheery voice
"What the hell do you want?"
"I have a question for you… do you know who Ron Weasley is?"
"Um… y-yah… why?"
"Do you like him?"
"Well, yah… he's cute with the red hair and all, but I don't really know him."
"Well, once your u-un-mealted, I can set you and Ron up."
"How do you know he like s me back?"
"I know,"
"But what about Draco? He'll be devastated…"
"No, I'm sure he'll be fine…"
"Oh, yah! You're his girlfriend! Well, I still think that Draco is a cute as a button! Ron's probably just nicer! I still like Draco you b-"
"Now, now kourtney, watch you language…" said Hermione, eyeing a little first year who was listening to their conversation intently.
"Go ask Ron… but don't tell Draco that I like Ron!"
"Why?"
"Because he'll think I'm cheeting on him!"
"Fine! I won't tell your precious Draco… or My precious Draco!"
"NO!" screamed Kourtney "He's mine! All mine!" Hermione Ran out of the hospital wing before Kourtney could reach out and pull her hair that she had just gotten trimmed because of split ends 2 days ago.
A/N: hullo! I'm sorry if you getting confused here… but I haven't even read my own story in a while… so I'm a bit lost too… if there are any problems with this chapter that don't follow the story, please tell me so that I can fix them.
-sarcastic- ha ha ha