ANOTHER UPDATE!? BITCHIN! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW FUN IT'S GETTING FOR ME TO UPDATE THIS FIC! Also Sorry I disappeared for like 2 days, fanfiction wasn't letting me sign in so I was just like "no! My challenge!"
"Turn Left," Said Gilbert.
"Turn Right," Said I.
"Turn Up," he replied.
"Turn up?" I replied.
"TURN UP!" He shouted.
"TURNIP!" I shouted.
"Doesn't matter had sex," he responded.
"Turn so far up that we're down," I responded.
"You win this round," he surrendered.
I did not have to surrender, for I had won.
I had a moment then, I remembered something. There was that moment at the dance when he tried to make me feel better… He put his arm around me and bit gently on my ear. My face turned red and I was going to spontaneously combust or worse: ask why he did that. That's a stupid question, I mean what kind of question is that? The answer follows he likes you or is at least sexually attracted to you. Don't go asking why a sexy man does what he does, you already know why. Oh shit I have another flash back boner!? Wait a minute that never even happened? What am I talking about? I'm like that guy from Harry Potter with his bogus memories. Well, might as well enjoy it. Hold up, I grabbed the radio and played "It's Been A Long Long Time," the Helen Forrest version, the classy version.
"Hey kid what are you thinking about?"
"A sexy flash back," I said half paying attention like a DUMB ASS.
He started laughing, "you know you can be pretty funny when you want to be, haha. Reminds me of my first love?"
"Your first love," this was the freaking highest honor ever bequeathed unto someone as unworthy as me.
"She was really beautiful.," great so I remind him of a girl, "An absolute mystery, but with time and hard work eventually I figured her out and she was all mine. She gave me chills man, what a rush."
I inspected his face closer, "When did you first encounter her?"
"Middle school?"
"… was she an equation for some advanced math course?"
"How could you tell!? I tell you, she was something, one of the hardest problems to solve, but she wasn't just any problem, she was mine. Giving her up after turning her in… was the hardest thing I ever had to do."
I glared at him, "You ever love a person?"
"Duh?"
"Who?"
He grinned, "It's a secret."
Doki dfjhaeushfcleaszd Doki. Looking at him closely I realized just how much I liked this guy? It was way more than one of my passing crushes or romantic escapades, I could seriously see myself falling for him in a serious way. Now I was panicking, but if that's the case… what would happen if I would ever have to give him up!? LIKE A MATH PROBLEM!?
"WHAT DID YOU DO WHEN YOU TURNED IN YOUR MATH HOMEWORK!?"
"What?"
"HOW DID YOU GET OVER HER!?"
He stared at me curiously and then smiled like the all-knowing Cheshire cat, "Are you talking about me?"
I couldn't say anything after that, just a series of profanities and then I started slamming my face against my desk. WHY OF ALL PEOPLE DID I HAVE TO FALL FOR HIM!? WHY IS HE DOING THIS!? Don't be stupid Matthew… you know why… because he is a wrecking ball.
"I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!"
I heard the song suddenly, don't tell me the school is actually a boat floating and we've hit an ice berg!? Never let go gil! Never let go! Don't let me die a vergin. He pulled out his cell phone.
"Sorry, that's Ludwig calling."
"Of course."
"And don't worry, you're not gonna die a virgin."
"SO YOU CAN READ MINDS!?"
"Just your, what's up Ludwig?"
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