Me- Alright, I think we'll just jump right into this!
Max- After the last chapter, short is better.
Me- Agreed. No need for a disclaimer, right?
Max- Anyone who thinks you're JP shouldn't be reading this.
Me- That works! Let's go!
Me- Question time!
Max- Joy.
Me- I found one that we missed last time… From Jade Sparkles, if you had Angel's powers and you were alone with Fang, What do you do?
Max- I'd see what he really thinks when we're making out.
Me- Wow, you willingly answered a question honestly.
Max- Anyone who couldn't figure that one out on their own…
Me- Point. Here's a fun one from Natvv: You're in Jigsaw's "game" room (SAW). Your emo angel is suspended over a spinny meat cleaver thingy, and he keeps getting lower. There's a control panel to close the floor, but it takes a key. The key is inside your ribs. There's a knife on the table. He's still falling ! What do you do ?
Max- I pick up the knife, fly over to him, cut off his ropes, and we fly off together.
Me- Natvv, you shoulda seen that one coming…
Max- Definitely.
Me- Next! From… oh joy… from Fang… Max, have you tried to escape yet?
Max- What do you think I've been doing for the last… how long has it been?
Me- I don't know… let's see… July 13th. Wow… gaining on two months!
Max- Yeah. What do you think I've been doing for the last, uh, since July 13th?
Me- And another from Fang… Max, why are you making plushies of me?
Max- No offense Fang, but I answered that last time, and I still need therapy…
Me- From Saint Fang of Boredom…And what are you doing with them when James Patterson's not looking? Then, from Fang, Alone. And from Saint, In bed.
Max- *blank stare*
Me- I don't know why you're asking Max, Saint, why not just ask Fang?
Max- You. Are. Nasty. And perverted. And sick. And twisted. And-
Me- But Saint and Fang aren't done yet! Fang wants to know: Do you really think I'm emo?
Max- No! You just express yourself in your own, uh, unique way…
Me- A unique way which is shared by thousands of emos across the globe.
Max- Didn't I answer that last time, too?
Me- Yeah, probably. Hey, if you have to go to the bathroom when you're at the boy's school, what do you do? Use the guy's room?
Max- Not if I can help it. There are a couple of girl's rooms on campus, but they're hard to get to… so I generally just hold it. But if I absolutely have to… As long as nobody's in there.
Me- Fang's turn… If you escape, will you save me from Saint?
Max- Why wouldn't I?
Me- Saint… What would you do if I told you Fang and I were sleeping together?
Max- Heheh, you know, the way you said that, it sounds like you're sleeping with Fang…
Me- *sigh* Answer the question.
Max- Okay, Saint, I'd rip out Matt's intestines, fly up to wherever you are, and use them to strangle you.
Me- How considerate…
Max- You're welcome.
Me- From Saint (shocker), Have you gotten over your prejudice against the handicapped yet?
Max- Yes, and I'd like to issue a formal apology to Iggy… IGGY! I'M SOOOO FREAKIN' SORRY!
Me- But thanks to Fromo, she now has a prejudice against gay people.
Max- True. Next?
Me- Guess who.
Max- Saint and/or Fang?
Me- NO! Bell and the Blind Pyro Chef!
Max- *sigh* Hit me.
Me- *whacks with herring*
Max- What the…? *sigh* That's not what I meant.
Me- I know, I'm just an asshole. Max, how many Fang plushies do you own?
Max- Ugh, after we sold them online, we sold out and I had none, than they stockpiled when we shut the site down, then we sent most of them to Uganda… so I'd say, what, 14? Right now?
Me- *cough* Creepy. *cough* Hey, from Iggy, and this one's for me! Matt, does Max waste all the hot water at your house? Believe it or not, she doesn't. I do. :P
Max- Speaking of hot water, we need more feather shampoo.
Me- First, there's no such thing, second, my sister has a parakeet, watch it bathe.
Max- Screw you.
Me- Hey, another for me!
Max- You're gonna drive me crazy…
Me- From Bell, Matt, how many times has Max tried to escape? I'm not sure, she wouldn't stop for the first few days, now she does more plotting than escaping. Iggy asks, Max, how much do you love Fang and that plushie?
Max- Gee, thanks, Ig.
Me- Answer. *threatens Fang plushie with herring plushie*
Max- The Bible says (yes, I have learned something from that damn private school) that you should love God with all your heart, soul, mind, wings, etc. I think we've established the Fnick's Witnesses… do the math.
Me- Part 2?
Max- *sigh* Mini-Fang is a miniature representation of Fang when I cannot be near him. Once again, do the math.
Me- Max, what's your favourite food? (Hey, cool, American Microsoft Word rejects the Australian spelling)
Max- Being on the run, you eat whatever you can get.
Me- You're not on the run anymore.
Max- Okay, I really liked the burgers we had tonight…
Me- Iggy seems to know enough about you… so Matt, have you ever been stupid enough to let Max in the kitchen? If so, has she blown it up yet? She generally stays in my room, mostly because my sister is a huge fan…
Max- Annoyingly huge.
Me- But she has been there, and it's still in one piece.
Max- Can you put tin foil in the microwave or not?
Me- Though that may change… From Bell, Max, what are your opinions on krill? Matt, what are your opinions on krill?
Max- Krill? That's the stuff whales eat, right…?
Me- Yep! Yum yum yum!
Max- … Oy vey. If Fang and Ig hate it, I guess I will too.
Me- Party pooper. Bell asks: Do you think we asked enough questions?
Max- Yes. I'm probably going to go and hurt someone now… Probably Fromo.
Me- You're cruel to that boy.
Max- I swear he thinks I'm gay! Today he told me that he only has one testi-
Me- Yeah, we already knew that. Moving on… Max, did you know that Gazzy's here in Australia too?
Max- Who's that one from?
Me- Thy blind brother.
Max- Well, Iggy, looks like the only one who's not captured is… uh…
Me- *counts off on fingers* Akila.
Max- Yeah, Akila.
Me- And Jeb.
Max-Nobody wants Jeb.
Me- Point. Max, where do you sleep?
Max- In that Goddamn kennel.
Me- Hey, sometimes you sleep on the couch.
Max- Yeah, that was like twice. And once I was on a Dr. Pepper hangover.
Me- Fine, you can sleep on the couch tonight.
Max- There's a catch in there…
Me- Not until I think of one. Meanwhile, we're almost done! From Saint…
Max- I thought we got through that girl's questions already.
Me- I put this one off for the end. ¿Mi permite meter un mono en tus pantalones?
Max- ¡No! No monos en mi pantalones!
Me- Pues, Max quiere el mono de Fang en sus pantalones.
Max- ¡Tú es terrible, trenzado, repugnante, y pervertido!
Me- Es verdad…
Me- Glad to see Fr. McCleggan taught you something.
Max- Besides how to run fast, you mean?
Me- Yeah. Oh, and we're not done, there's just a few I put off even further.
Max- You never cease to astonish me.
Me- Matt and Max, do you think we ask too many questions?
Max- Who's that from?
Me- Does it matter?
Max- I'd say that if you have to ask that, then yes.
Me- I say no, because the more questions we get, the more Q & A chaps we can do, which means I don't have to come up with new chapter ideas constantly.
Max-Dear Lord, whatever would we do?
Me- Hey, I've got a few ideas! Figgy stories, a certain video, the mall, and the return of THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Max- Oh God… you're turning today's lunch into a chapter?
Me- Yeah… T, Colin, Kumar, Hunter, Brutus… John Connor wasn't there today, neither was Rob, but it still was awesome!
Max- Unfortunately, I was there too…
Me- And one last one, I don't think this is even a legit question, but something serious needs to be said…
Max- *sigh* Do I have to answer?
Me- Okay, Bell and Iggy said:
Iggy: OH! There was the time that I blew up a tree and the cops showed up...
Me: Max, Matt, can you beat that? The COPS showed up at school...not fun.
Max- Oh, I see where this is going. I'll be in my kennel…
Me- The cops did come once, but it was for Career Day, so it doesn't count. The thing is, one of the guys who came was killed in action a couple of weeks ago. So I'd like to have a moment of silence for the fallen officer…
Max- What's the point of a moment of silence in a story?
Max- …And thanks for killing it, Max.
Max- Anytime.
Me- We'll be back soon with the next chapter! Remember to keep the questions coming, and ideas are always welcome, and vote in the name-change poll!
Max- How many times have you said that?
Me- Not enough apparently, as I don't think anyone's voted yet…
Max- Whatever. We done?
Me- Yeah.
Max- See ya, peoples.
Me- Krill, yum yum yum!
Max- *facepalms*
-Matt&Max