Megamess

Author's Note:

Hey guys, I had a lot of fun writing this one! But I kept getting interupted by 7 year olds, 2 year olds, and 35 year olds... yes 35 year olds! But either way, I love fluff so i had a lot of fun. Hope you enjoy!

Heather got out of bed the next morning and walked into the HUGE bathroom attached to the guest bedroom in Wayne's apartment. She looked into the mirror and burst out laughing. Her short hair had tuffs flying everywhere. She kept laughing so hard she had tears. Suddenly, she heard her door open and her hands flew up to her head. Wayne came running into her bathroom.

"What's wrong?" Wayne asked, disoriented, obviously he was woken up from her laughing. He saw the tears falling down her face and her shaking body and he looked worried, he knelt down and put his hands on her sides.

"Why are you crying?" She shook her head no and let out another laugh. "You're laughing?" She nodded. He stood back up and looked down at her. "Why may I ask?" She removed her hands and immediately the two busted out laughing together. After a few minutes of laughing they quieted down and let their sides rest.

"Vell, cahn I take a shower and fix the bird's nest atop of my head?" Heather asked.

"Of course, towels are right there, I'll err… make breakfast." Wayne blushed a little at the thought of her using his shower. When he left the room Heather turned red at the thought too but thought passed it when she looked into the mirror. She undressed and stepped into the shower.


When Wayne heard his guest room's door open he looked up, at that moment his pant's tightened. Heather walked out with her hair wet and combed back, and in her pajamas, because she knew she'd be there for awhile, no way was she taking the chance of walking in on something she really didn't want nor need to see. What made his pant's tighten were her pajamas, which consisted of a tight white tanktop, and pink very short shorts. Heather sniffed the air.

"Mmmm, vhat smells so good?" Heather scoped the room for the delicious scent until she found two plates with pancakes, bacon, and blueberries on them. Her face beamed.
"Vow! I love all of those!" Wayne pulled out a chair for Heather and she sat down. Wayne sat next to her. They sat and ate quietly both have something they needed to get off their chests, but too nervous to say it.

"Wayne." "Heather." They said at the same time, looking up at one another. They laughed together.

"Joo go first." Heather told Wayne. He nodded.

"Well, about last night… Do you… Well… Do you want to have something there? Just not do anything until you're 18? Cuz I'm all for it if you are…" Wayne looked away, shy. Heather got up, walked over to him and wrapped him into her arms. Heather whispered into his ear, "Of course I vould, zat's exactly vhat I vas gonna ask joo." Heather looked up and kissed his forehead. He blushed again before grabbing her by the waist and hugging her.

Heather looked up and suddenly turned bright crimson. She realized that while hugging him all he had on was a pair of grey sweatpants, nothing else. She looked down at his muscular chest and turned even brighter. Wayne caught her checking him out and smirked.

"Like what you see?" He raised an eyebrow. She looked at his face and smirked back at him, though she was still red in the face. She leaned closer to his lips and put a hand in between their faces, hand touching both of their noses. She looked straight into his eyes and said, "Zat's for me to know and for joo to find out." She winked and leaned back, Wayne looked stunned. She sat back in her seat and they finished breakfast in silence, though there were many quick glances from one to the other.


The rest of the day was quite relaxing, Wayne always did a workout routine in the mornings and that's exactly what he did. While he lifted weights to keeps his muscles toned and whatnot, Heather ran on the treadmill and kept him company. She had always found running relaxing so she was glad when she saw the treadmill and Wayne had allowed her to run while he did his routine.

Wayne noticed that Heather was getting much healthier. Heather's arms were getting more toned, like muscle was building up, he also noticed that her behind was also getting more… firm. Wayne was thankful his sweatpants were a little on the baggy side, but decided it'd be for the best if he tried focusing on his workout.

After their workouts they wandered into the living room, Heather turned wide-eyed when she saw the massive movie collection by the flat screen. Wayne noticed and smiled.

"Wanna watch a movie?" Heather nodded. "Go pick one out."She went to the huge collection and knelt to look at the lower ones. Wayne went and laid himself down on the couch, arms spread out. She picked out the horror movie 'Shutter' and popped it into the DVD player. She turned and saw Wayne with his arms spread out, she walked over and laid into them, her wrapped them around her and they cuddled. He saw the menu of 'Shutter' and raised his eyebrows.

"You're into horror?" Heather nodded with a sly look. "Wow, I wouldn't see you as a horror person… Good, I love horror!" With that he pressed play. They both gagged at the scene where the fly comes out of her eye, both laughed at the tranny in the bathroom scene, and Heather hid her face in Wayne's arms at the blanket scene. She loved horror movies, but they still scared her. Wayne laughed as she shook from the suspense and jump from the pop up.

During the credits Heather was still. Wayne looked down and saw Heather sleeping peacefully in his arms. 'I could get used to this… even if it is still innocent.' Heather sighed peacefully in her sleep, which made Wayne sigh peacefully. He closed his eyes and fell asleep himself.


Heather woke up to warmth all around her. She looked up and saw Wayne asleep with his arms engulfed around her. She smiled before she noticed something… she really had to pee! She wiggled until she was finally free of his arms and bolted for the bathroom in her room. When she finished with her business she went and checked her new phone that was on the nightstand. She checked the time and it read 4:30… 'Holy crap it's late!' Heather thought to herself.

"How late did we sleep 'til?" Wayne entered her room, ruffling his hair a bit.

"4:30…" Heather scratched the back of her head embarrassed.

"Hmm… that is late… wanna stay over again? I'll just take you with me to work, you're still in you pajamas anyway." Heather thought about it only for a second before nodding and dialing the number to Megamind's cell phone.

"Hello?"

"Meegamind? I's Heather."

"Oh yes! I should add that to my contacts. Anyways, are you still at Wayne's?"

"Ja, I vas vondering if I could stay the night again? He'll take me vith him to vork tomorrow." Wayne grabbed her hand, she looked up at him and smiled, Wayne smiled back.

"Well, I guess that's okay… He didn't do anything to you did he?" Megamind asked, suspicious.

"No! Zat vould be illegal. C'mon Meegamind, joo should think better of Vayne." Heather could almost see Megamind rolling his eyes over the phone.

"Okay, yeah you can stay there, but there better not be any funny business going on…" Megamind again sounded suspicious. Heather rolled her eyes this time.

"Bye Meegamind!"

"Haha, bye."

Heather closed her phone and sat on her bed, Wayne sat down with her. She scoped her room until she found her bag, she scooped it up, opened it, and dumped its contents out. She dug around until she found what she wanted, her wallet.

"What're you doing?" Wayne looked at her confused. She pulled out a drivers license and brought it to his attention. It was hers.

"Cahn joo believe it? Mistress actually let me get one, probably the nicest thing she's done for me." Heather looked weary. Wayne was confused.

"What are you talking about? Mistress? Who's that?" Heather looked up shocked. 'Did I really forget to tell him? Wow I'm an idiot.'

"Vell, Mistress vas the voman that one day joo saved me from." Wayne scowled. "Oh… her…"

"I think I need to tell you from the beginning…"

No im not gonna retell the whole story, im gonna finish her story hopefully!