Kumo: -sighs- better make the best of this last interview... so Bya-kun, why are you such a marshmallow freak?
Byakuran: -smiles- well, they're soft and sweet and munchy and-
Kumo: okay okay. So what do you think of the pairing 10069/69100?
Byakuran: I think it's perfectly fine.
Kumo: -gasps- okay, read this doujin -hands Byakuran a doujinshi-
Byakuran: -turns red as he reads it- w-what is this?
Kumo: a doujinshi! It's epic you know?
Byakuran: why am I making out with Mukuro?
Kumo: because you approved of the pairing and you love Mukuro :D
Byakuran: but I thought the pairing just means to spend a lot of time with that person and go out and have fun
Kumo: you look as if you're having fun in this doujin and you're spending a lot of time making out with that pineapplehead
Byakuran: but I never did this in real life D:
Kumo: have you forgotten about parallel worlds?
Byakuran: oh yea... -gives back the doujin to Kumo- I don't want to continue reading it. It's too... umm... detailed...
Kumo: no, continue reading it. You still didn't get to the good part yet.
Byakuran: I don't want to...
Kumo: -pouts- too bad! -takes out a tv and turns it on- here you can watch it instead. -tv starts playing the part when Byakuran ***** Mukuro-
Byakuran: -shuts eyes- I'm not watching it!
Kumo: -turns the volume really high that you can hear what's going on even if you're a mile away-
Everyone in the rooms: -stops what they're doing- what the heck is going on outside?
Domo: VOOIIII SOMEONE'S HAVING S*X!
Everyone in the rooms: -crickets chirping-
Byakuran: -covers his ears- it's too loud! -smashes the tv-
Kumo: =A= too bad. The tv is cannot be destroyed. I made it myself~
Byakuran: oh come on! I'll read it I'll read it! Just turn off the tv!
Kumo: -hands over the book to Byakuran and turns off the tv-
Byakuran: -pretends to read it-
Kumo: no pretending
Byakuran: fine... -reluctantly reads it-
Ame: since the show will end soon, when will you let everyone out?
Kumo: now should I?
Ame: -nods-
Kumo: -sighs- alright... I'll let them out after Byakuran finishes the doujin
Ame: o_o the doujin is 1000 pages long though...
Kumo: -grins- exactly~ so it might be a while until they can get out.
Ame: anyway, who's in the rooms?
Kumo: well you know, one room has my sister in it... the room Squalo and Domo is in is just an empty creepy room... you already now Yamamoto and them are in a huge room full of monsters and ferocious animals... the room Bel is in has a monster in it... well that's all I'm revealing~
Ame: awwww... you just told us what we already know!
Kumo: exactly.
Byakuran: -finishes reading- I'm done!
Kumo: well that was fast...
Byakuran: -smiles- now can you let those suffering people out?
Kumo: hmmmm...
Ame: please!
Kumo: -is in deep thought-
-Everyone anticipates in her decision making-
Kumo: fine -snaps fingers-
-POOF everyone appears in front of Kumo-
Kumo: happy now?
Ame: -nods- yep!
Everyone: now we make Kumo pay... -glares at her-
Kumo: -smiles- I can put you people back into the rooms you know~
Everyone: nevermind... we're gonna go home. Bye Kumo!
Kumo: -waves goodbye- come back next time!
Everyone: NO WAY!
Kumo: -snickers- just kidding~ anyway, that's all for the Kumo Show! Thanks for watching! (or reading :D)
-The End! Hope you enjoyed!-