Hi people! I'm back. Sorry it took me so long to update this story. But I had to do a bunch of stuff and live my life. I'm gonna do a few Percy Jackson stories. I just LOVE Greek mythology.
Percy: Hey Money100. What's up?
Me: Dude!
Percy: Don't forget to mention that thing you do when you say 'thank the gods'.
Me: Right. When I say thank the gods, I'm referring to the gods on Olympus. NOT CAPIALE G GOD! THERE'S ONLY ONE GOD!
Percy: Well said Money, well said.
Shira: What the heck is he doing in our archive?
Me: Chill. He's just visiting. He gets his own stories later.
Shira: Whatever. Just get typing.
Me: *shrugs and starts typing*
Disclaimer: I don't even own Percy Jackson! So forget about me owning Ice Age.
Chapter 11. Baby Sergio and Morning Granny.
Shira's stomach fell to Tartarus. She…was having cubs? How would she tell Diego?
"…Shira, Shira. Earth to Shira."
She shook her head to get rid of the tears that formed in her eyes. Chris was looking at her.
"No. I can't be. I just can't!"
"I'm sorry Shira. But it's true."
"But me and Diego didn't even…"
She shook her head again.
"We did…"
She whispered as more tears fell down her face. Chris hugged her as she cried.
"It's gonna be okay Shira. Hush, hush."
Shira looked up at Chris.
"H-how could you say it's gonna be okay? You're not the one pregnant."
"That's true. But look, I'll help you and, trust me on this. At first, I hated the fact that my aunt was gonna have a baby. But guess what? The baby came and I ended up practically taking care of him. Of course I was 8 at the time. But still, Sergio's the best thing that has ever happened to me. In fact, if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't be working at GameStop."
Shira sniffed.
"But this is Diego we're talking about. He never wanted babies."
"Well, it was his fault, right? And like I said, when he sees the baby's face. He'll change his mind."
Shira nodded nervously.
"Thanks, Chris."
"No problem."
Shira moved her head up to look Chris DEAD straight in the eyes.
"Don't tell the others, please."
Chris nodded.
"Okay, I won't. swear on the River Styx."
Shira looked at him confused. Then nodded.
"Thanks."
"Yeah-huh. Now, lets get some sleep."
Shira nodded and started walking to the couch and plunked herself down on the right side on the couch in exhaustion. Chris smiled at her. The others soon followed after her. Lycra and Cygnet sleeping next to each other in sleeping bags, Sergio resting his head on Shira's back, Prentiss on the sofa with Louis, Crash, and Eddie sniggled up on her stomach. Mind you, she was on her back. Diego sleeping beside the sofa. Mitch was sleeping on the deluxe recliner beside Manny and his family. Sid and Granny were on the floor. As Chris looked at the herd members and The RS Gang, his eyes fell upon Sergio. He remembered the day Sergio was born and came home from the hospital.
Flash back:
An 8 year old Chris was walking up and down the waiting room, grumbling to himself about the new baby. His mother, father, and uncle were trying to ask what was wrong.
"C'mon Chris. At least give the new baby a try. Who knows, you might end liking it."
Chris looked at his mother.
"No! I will never like the baby! I'm gonna hate it!"
"How do you know?"
His father had said.
"Because…because I just know!"
A doctor walked around the corner, holding a clipbored in his hand. He walked over to Chris's uncle.
"Sir, I-"
"Is she okay? Is the baby okay? What's wrong" is anything wrong?"
"Is it dead."
Chris grumbled. His mother herd him, but didn't say anything.
"Everything's fine. But she has to stay for a few days. Come back in about four days."
Chris's uncle nodded and the family went home.
Four days later:
Chris was playing with his XBOX. He completely forgot that his baby cousin would be coming home. A cab pulled up in front of the house. He paid it no mind. His mother walked downstairs.
"C'mon Chris. Your aunt and uncle are here."
"Can I stay here?"
His mother nodded and walked out the door with a sigh. When his mother got back in the house, she was carrying something rapped in a blue blanket. At first, Chris was confused. Until he herd a tiny squeak from the blue blanket when his mother shifted her arms. Chris's happy expression was now replaced with a grumpy one.
"Chris, this is your new cousin."
Chris's mother whispered. Chris turned his back to her.
"I don't care."
"Come on Chris. At least look at him."
"Fine. But I guarantee you, I'm gonna hate him."
His mother sighed again and knelt down for Chris to get a better look. As soon as the baby saw Chris, he smiled. A cute baby smile that would've melted the hearts of even the most heartless of people.
"I think he likes you."
To prove Chris's mother's point, the baby squeaked as loud as his tiny voice would let him.
"Yeah well…yeah."
With all anger replaced with happiness at the sight of a baby made Chris sort of happy. He smiled at the baby.
"I see you like him."
"Yeah, I guess. What's his name?"
Chris's aunt and uncle in the living room and surrounded the baby.
"His name, is Sergio."
End flash back
Chris chuckled at the memory. Now, he couldn't imagine life without his little cousin. He was happy Sergio was born. He smiled, walked over to Sergio and Shira and hugged him. Sergio woke up and looked at him.
"What the-"
"Just glad you're here."
Sergio didn't give it much thought. He just blinked and fell back to sleep. Chris decided to do the same thing. He went upstairs and went to bed, happy how his life turned out.
The next morning, Sergio woke and walked upstairs. He opened Chris's bedroom door and walked in.
"Chris, Chris."
Chris woke up.
"What?"
"Why'd you hug me last night?"
Chris shrugged.
"Just think of it as a manly gesture of love."
"Uh…okay. Whatever."
Then he walked out of the room and went downstairs. Everyone else was still asleep. Considering that it was early in the morning. He grabbed his iPad and sat next to Shira and started watching Falling Skies. He looked at the screen, unaware of somebody watching him.
"Hello, Serg."
Sergio jumped in surprise.
"GAH! Che diamine, Diego!"
The orange saber blinde.
"What?"
"Dude!"
Diego looked at him as he chuckled.
"Humans are easy to scare."
"Well, duh. I didn't see you."
Diego shrugged.
"Whatever. Anyway, walk're you doing?"
"Watching Falling Skies, why?"
"Just asking."
Then he turned and walked off.
At about 10:00, the others woke up. Prentiss woke up and shoved the possum twins and Louis off her and stood. Mitch woke up and pressed the vibrate button on the reliner.
"Ahhh! One of the greater benefits of sleeping in a delux recliner."
The others just looked at him. Percy walked over to him and grabbed the collor of his shirt.
"MOOOVE!"
He shouted as he threw Mitch to the floor. Lycra and Prentiss laughed. Granny woke up fron their laughted.
"Hey! Why don't ya men keep in down!"
Lycra turned.
"We're not men!"
"We're not even wemon yet!"
Agreed Prentiss.
"Ah ya men need to loosen up a little."
Granny stated as she started walking passed then. In doing so, stepping all over Sid, causing him to wake up as well.
"Granny!"
Granny turned and looked at him.
"You're finally awake, Sidney! Great, now ya can shew my breakfast!"
Sid groaned.
"Granny, what happened to the teeth I made for you?"
"Who cares? Now, get chewing!"
Sid scrunched up his nose and went to the kitchen to find something for Granny to eat. Granny walked over to the recliner and poked Percy in the stomach.
"Hey Perc! Give a poor old lady a seat! My legs ain't what they use to be."
Percy sighed and let Granny have a seat in the big lether chair.
"Ahh this is the life."
She looked at the rwo girls.
"Hey, men, make yourselves useful and give Granny's feet a misage."
Lycra and Prentiss looked at Granny's feet and had a diegusted look on their faces.
"Uhhhh, I have to do something, somewhere. Okay bye."
"Me too oh what's that? Mitch needs help reading. I'll be right there!"
Mitch looked at Lycra.
"Wait, what?"
With out answering, Lycra grabbed his arm and hurried upstairs. The others loooked from the stairs to Granny, then bach to the stairs. Then they ran up the atairs in a flash. Followed by the herd members. Granny looked in the direction of the kitchen and yelled,
"SID!"
I'm finally done. Did you guys get the joke about Granny calling the two girls men and calling Diego a lady?
Shira: Didn't really make a lot sence to me. but, oh well.
Percy: Me too. What was the point of that?
Grover: Tin cans, tin cans.
Diego: I thought you said they were gonna be out of our archives by now?
Me: I lied.
Shira: I still can't believe it! I'm going to be a mother.
Me: Whatever. anyway, I'll just stop talking you guys ears off and let ya'll read and review.
Diego: And I'll get the demigod and satyr out of here.
Me: Peace out reader! XD