-1a/n YO! Chappy 2 for the day!! YAYZERZ!!! Ok, now, read this, and the next, when I get it on…REVIEW…and then read my Rosalie story!! YAY!!! Ok…now to get to da chappy!!
KITTY KILLER!
Today actually WAS a normal day at the Cullens! Other than the fact that Edward was lonely, and got a kitty…and everyone was getting hyper lately…
Well…the story goes like this…
'Twas the night before the next day…
And vampires and cats were about (in the Cullen house)
Everyone was hyper, and that made Jasper hyper…
Jasper started to sing…in an oh-so-crazy-and-weird-and-so-on voice, 'Witch Doctor' to be exact, the OOH EEH OOH AH AH part!!
"OOH EEH OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG!!" the crazy vampire sang, over and over again…while dancing…not really…have you ever seen someone bounce off walls? Well…he was literally doing that…but making dents in the walls…which made Esme oh-so-mad!
Back to the story…
The kitty, that was white almost everywhere, but the top of his head, which was Edwards' hair color! Was running around…being a weirdo…and Jasper started bouncing up and down at super speed hitting the ceiling and floor…making dents…and Esme being even more mad…when kitty, not paying attention walked under Jasper in all his coocoo glory!
Kitty got squished…sad…I know…
Everyone was uncrazy after that, cuz Edward said…"NOOOOOO!!! THE ONLY THING I HAVE EVER LOVED OTHER THAN MY FAMILY!!! GONE!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
And everyone was all sad for the Edward that was dry-sobbing.
Jasper stopped…and everyone stared at him. He grinned sheepishly, and said…yet AGAIN "Oops."
The Cullens learned: don't be hyper!!!!! Unless you want a cat that looks strangely like Edward to be killed…by Jasper…poor kitty…
Grave:
Here lies Mini-me(Edward)
May he rest in peace, and…
May no other cats that look strangely like Edward be in a house with hyper vampires…one of which can feel emotions…and was super-hyper…and be hyper…and get under the super-hyper vampire while he's bouncing at vampire speed…
a/n ME. WANT. REVIEWS!!!!!! REVIEWSSSSS!!!!!!! C'mon!! it's not THAT hard!!! Oh, and the cat in the last chapter was from Warriors…oh, peeps, have you noticed my obsession with 'Witch Doctor'??? me like it…OOH EEH OOH AH AH!! Ok…now I'll stop…oh, and…ALL PEEPS READ THE FOLLOWING!! Has my kitty-deaths gotten less funny to you?? They have to me…or at least the graves…sigh…I only need lets see…17 more ideas, but lets not have someone sending me a review with 17 ideas! I may come up with my own, you know, and I probably won't use all of them, maybe one or two of them! MESSAGE OVER!! And out!!