America had calmed England down and Russia had agreed to stay. Apparently he would rather stay in England, ha, rather than with his sister.
"Two of them. Two of them. There's two of them." Well, he got him to stop crying... He wouldn't stop repeating two of them. It was kind of annoying.
"So, Russia, how's your day been so far?" He asked. All the children were in bed by now. They weren't asleep. No where near asleep. Russia had scared them with a lullaby and a tale of a monster that eats your feet if you step on the floor in the dark.
"Good. Belarus isn't here." England stopped sobbing and America looked at him.
"I'm going to die. There's two of them. HAHAHAHHA!" England started to strip and America felt this was one of those times where he didn't want to know what the hell was going on but accept it.
"NAKED DAY! Naked day, naked day, naked naked naked day!~" America just smiled and picked up a book lying on the ground.
"OH GAWD!" He forgot that this was the book he received from Japan. Now he had a certain part of anatomy that was standing up and a naked England. Oh what to do? Oh!
"England~" England looked at him. There was a scream and he took off with America hot on his trail.
Russia sat there with Alaska sipping some tea. The two had agreed not to get involved.
"HELP ME!" He could hear England call from the other room. There was some crashing and banging before complete silence.
"You think we should send one of the states in there to check on them." Alaska asked.
"No, I think he will be fine."
"OUCH! THAT HURTS!" England cried out again.
"Are you sure?" Alaska asked.
"No, but if you want to go in there you can." They were both quiet after that.
Next morning.
Stupid America. Stupid, stupid America. Dummy! He didn't have to go all the way. T3T
"I said sorry." America cried. They were in the basement and America was in his crock pot.
"Shut up. Alakazam!" He called and waved his wand.
Russia heard some cries of great pain coming from the basement, but he was too busy to go look. He was cooking breakfast for the new state that had just arrived.
"Who are you again?" The boy sat there looking up at him.
"I'm Nebraska."
"That's nice. Go tell... What's his name again?"
"Minnesota."
"Yes, tell him that the blini are done." The state nodded and went away.
"Alaska! Call Belarus and tell her Florida want to speak to her!" He was in favor of not having his sister called, but Florida insisted. It was strange. Florida was a girl and he always thought it was America's penis.
All his thoughts were stopped as America came out of the basement as a five year old with bunny ears.
"I fixed him." … Maybe he should go back to Belarus...
A.N./ Sorry if this chapter is a bit boring. You'll get over it. ^^ Probably... Maybe... I really don't give a damn. Yay!
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia: Axis Powers.