A/n: Happy early Thanksgiving and Happy belated birthday to Beth Phoenix and the Bella Twins. (I know they are mostly likely not going to read this, but I felt like putting it in anyways.)

SmackDown Filming: July 7, 2009

"I am starting to wonder why Beth is on Team McCool." I say to Randy.

"Maybe she somehow hates you more than Michelle." He suggests.

"Maybe, but I don't see why."

"You have your moments where you can't control your anger."

"That's funny coming from you."

"It is, but we both have anger management issues sometimes. What was it I said in a promo earlier this year?"

"IED, Intermittent Explosive Disorder."

"Oh yeah. You watched that?"

"Even though we weren't getting along I watched your matches and promos."

"Glad to know I wasn't just watching your promos and matches."

"Aw...I feel honored."

"Well, I must admit that you have improved quite a bit since 2006."

"Thanks." I say as I slip on a camo tank top that says "The Diva Barrage" in pink lettering on the front.

"So what's on our agenda tonight?"

"Michelle is fighting Maryse in a champion vs. champion Lumberjill match so I'll be a Lumberjill. And you are in a six-man tag match with Ted and Cody vs. Triple H, Carlito, and Primo."

He smiles. "Thanks. I better go strategize with those two then. See you later."

He leaves and I smile. He's just so adorable sometimes. I run out the door and head towards the guerilla to meet with my teammates.

I can tell you're feelin' me

The way you looking at me

Won't ya come and let me see

Just how you diggin' on me…

"This is a Champion vs. Champion Lumberjill match scheduled for one fall. Introducing the lumberjills!"

Everyone but Michelle and Maryse walk out, Team McCool sticking together, and the Diva Army sticking together.

Pourquoi es-tu si belle?

Pourquoi tu bouges comme ça?

Pourquoi tu me fais mal?

Oh je me sens tout nu…

"Introducing first, she is the WWE Divas Champion, Maryse!"

Maryse walks out with her regular attire plus her tanktop on. She does her hair flip and we all wait on Michelle.

You're not enough for me (Oh no no)

Just another man in love with me (Just another man ooh)

Gotta open up your eyes and see (hey, hey Oh well)

You're not enough for me (oh no)...

"And her opponent, from Palatka, Florida, the WWE Women's Champion, Michelle McCool!"

She walks out in her usual attire plus a Team McCool tank top. She does her usual corner pose, which is a lot like Randy's, and I glare at her.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Michelle immediately nails Maryse in the face when the match starts. I can tell she hit Maryse hard because Maryse is holding her face. I look to see Michelle had once again brought in brass knuckles. I pointed them out to Melina, and she tried to point it out to the referee. He got distracted, and Michelle tried again. However, I ran in the ring and stopped her; she glared at me. Team McCool ran in to attack me, but the Diva Barrage ran in to back me up. This lead to an all out brawl. Referees and some Superstars, including Randy, had to separate all of us.

All of the Divas were brought into Stephanie's office after we all got backstage. The referees and Superstars stay in there with us. Most of them were boyfriends of Divas; I sat with Randy on a couch. Stephanie looks at all of us.

"Now, I know there is a lot of tension in the Divas Division right now, but that is no excuse for having huge brawls on both Raw and SmackDown. You ladies need to learn to control your anger better." She says.

"Stephanie, you expect us to be in control of our anger, but you haven't said a damn thing to Randy Orton over there." Natalya says. "And he kicks people in the head...a lot."

"There she goes again." Nikki says. "Making it about something completely unrelated to the situation."

"Shut your mouth, Nikki. This conversation is for the relevant Divas." Layla says.

"Wow, guys. Layla's relevant now." Brie says.

"She's always been more relevant than you, Brie." Beth says.

"Oh Beth," Eve says. "Now you're defending them. what happened to that badass Beth I used to know?"

"Not only is she still badass." Michelle says. "She is flawless. Unlike you psychotic bitches from the Diva Barrage. But you wouldn't be as psychotic if your leader wasn't dating the most psycho man to ever step foot in the WWE."

Randy was about to saying something, but I told him to let me handle it. I stood up and got in Michelle's face.

"You should know better than to say stuff like that about those I care about. And yes, I am psychotic. That means I'll take a lot of pleasure in putting you through pain. Trust me, I'll enjoy every second of it."

"You won't be laying a finger on me."

I slap her across the face. "Just did." I grab Randy and we leave. Stephanie send me a text as we make it to Randy's locker-room.

Steph: I'm not mad at you for leaving. I'll fill you in on everything over lunch tomorrow. I'll pay.

Me: Ok