Flirting with Disaster! (Or Paul)
Chapter 11 the big (heart) break
Writing this chapter just made me wanna kick Paul in the face!!! Stupid photobucket! I would say enjoy, but I think only antiIkarishippers will.
Ash: SORRY IF I DON'T LIKE YOUR BOFRIEND!!! ITS PAUL!!! HE CAN'T BE TRUSTED!!!
Dawn: You're just upset cuz you lost another one to a rival!
Me: That night...
Dawn (crying): JUST GET OUT!!! (She throws a vase and cries on her bed. Lucy comes out)
Lucy: Ash, I wouldn't go in there. She's really upset.
Ash: What happened? Is Dawn okay?
Lucy: Physically she's fine, but her heart is in pieces.
Ash: Why? Did something happen to her Pokémon?
Lucy: No, Paul just broke up with her in a text. UGRR I HATE IT WHEN GUYS ARE SOO PIGHEADED THAT THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO LOOK YOU IN THE EYE AND BREAK YOUR HEART INTO A MILLION PIECES!!! THEY'RE TO COWARDLY, SO THEY USE A TEXT TO RIP YOUR HEART OUT!!!
Ash: I'm guessing the same thing happened to you?
Lucy: And now the pigheads just grabbed another victim. And the worst part is she didn't do anything wrong besides pick him as a boyfriend. Tell Paul to stay away from me. Kay?
Ash: Why?
Lucy: CUZ IF I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN I'M GONNA CLEAN HIS CLOCK!!! I'M SERIOUSLY READY TO ACTUALLY RIP HIS HEART OUT!!! (She leaves; Ash walks in Dawn's room and sees her crying on her bed)
Ash: Dawn, are you okay?
Dawn: Please, just go away. I don't need an "I told you so" right now.
Ash: What are you talking about? I'm just here to comfort you. So what happened? (She throws herself in his arms)
Dawn: You where right, Paul just broke up with me in a text.
Ash: Oh, Dawn. I'm sorry it didn't work out.
Dawn: No, I'm sorry I didn't listen to you. I should've known you weren't upset, that you were just looking out for me.
Ash: It's okay Dawn, I think I was upset. I also should have been a little more gentle.
Dawn: Why did he have to use me?
Ash: What?
Dawn: In his text he said he was just using me. That I had something he wanted but he won't tell me.
Ash: Let me see the text. (In his head) Yo Dawn, it don't like saying his but it's over. P.S. Your new name is tissue, cuz I used you. Big time. Paul. (Out loud) PAUL!!! IF HE EVER GETS THE COUAGE TO SHOW HIS FACE TO ME EVER AGAIN HE'S NOT GONNA HAVE A FACE!!! (His phone rings) Hi can I talk to you later? I'm a little busy right now.
Paul (on phone): Anytime is good for me!
Ash: PAUL?!? YOU GOT A LOT OF NEVRE TO CALL THIS NUMBER!!!
Paul (on phone): Why? What did I do? Oh, you're talking about Tissue. Yeah tell her she was a big help for me.
Ash: IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN YOU'RE GONNA BE EATING LIKE A TOLET UNTIL THE DOCTORS FIGUER OUT HOW TO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR BUTT!!!
Paul (on phone): Tisk, tisk Ash, you better save that energy for battle.
Ash (on phone): Why is that?
Paul: Cuz I challenge you to a battle! Meet me at the Colosseum tomorrow at noon.
Ash: I'll be there! Don't expect to win!
Dawn: Wait, Ash! (He hangs up) ASH!
Ash: What?
Dawn: I just remembered I TOLD PAUL ALL YOUR WEAKNESSES!!! YOU'RE GONNA LOOSE!!!
Ash: WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT?!?
Dawn: I didn't mean to. It was indirectly, he wanted to know a Pokémon's weakness, so I told him. I just realized that he asked me about all your Pokémon!
Ash: So that's what the little creep was after. It's okay Dawn. MY RAGE IS STRONGER THAN MY WEAKNESS!!! I PROMISE YOU THAT I WILL MAKE HIM PAY FOR HIS STUPID MISTAKE!!!
Me: Oh boy. This can't end well. The next day...
Paul: Sorry I'm late. I had to get something. Enough talk! Let's battle!
Referee: Okay I wanna good clean battle. And...GO!
Me: I knew this couldn't end well. Ten minutes later...
Referee: Gible is unable to battle, Weavile is the winner. And since Gible was Ash's last Pokémon Paul wins!
Paul: Yes!
Dawn: NO! It can't be over! Ash I'm so sorry! Paul never would have won if I didn't say anything!
Ash: It's okay Dawn. It's one battle. Maybe next time.
Dawn: I...can't...wait...that...long! Paul!
Paul: What?
Ash: Use the express lane healing bed!
Paul: Why?
Dawn: Cuz I challenge you to a battle!
Paul: Isn't that cute? All right, since you seem so determined.
Me: One minute later...
Dawn: IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP!!!
Paul: You did not see the line for the express lane!
Dawn: Blah, blah, blah! Hurry up and get your butt in the battle ring already!
Referee: I need a vacation. Okay I wanna a good clean battle. And...GO!
Me: Two minutes later. Oh you should see the angry look on Dawn's face right now. Even Ash is a little worried!
Referee: Electabuzz is unable to battle, Piplup is the winner. And since Electabuzz was Paul's last Pokémon, Dawn wins! (Everyone's jaw drops; Dawn is still looking angry)
Dawn: Good job Piplup. Return. (She walks over to Paul) I believe we're finished here.
Paul: How did you do it? How did you, a Coordinator, beat me, a strong trainer, with just Piplup?
Dawn: With determination and anger. Let this be a lesson next time you decide to use someone to get to someone else. (You see them leave, Zoey comes out of shadows)
Zoey: The thing I don't get is why you would do it.
Paul: Zoey? ZOEY! (He hugs her) Zoey, I'm SO sorry. I'll make it up to you. I'm just happy we're back together!
Zoey: What are you talking about? We're not back together!
Paul: But that's why you came isn't it?
Zoey: No, I came to tell you Lucy told the whole school what you did. Everyone hates you now and me because they think I knew about this. By the way, never talk to me again. (She leaves)
Me: Two months later...
Ash: Dawn, Misty won't leave me alone! Help me! (Misty comes in running)
Misty: Come on Ash! I'm just asking you to go to the Sadie Hawkins dance with me! NOW STOP BEING BABY AND SAY YES!
Ash: Uh...I...can't...you see...DAWN ALREADY ASKED ME! (He whispers to Dawn) Sorry!
Dawn: Oh, oh right! (Whisper) You owe me! (Out loud) Will you go to the Sadie Hawkins dance with me?
Ash: Yes, of course, you bet!
Misty: No fair! All well, there's still Richie. (She leaves)
Ash: Thanks Dawn! Man that girl is like a stocker or something.
Dawn: You're welcome. So, pick me up at eight, I don't care if you're late or not.
Ash: What?
Dawn: You said that that you would go to the dance with me. (They both blush) Oh I'm sorry was that just a cover to get away from Misty?
Ash: It was, at first. But if you really wanna go together...
Dawn: YES! That'd be great. He, he!
Ash: Than does eight sound like a good time to pick you up?
Dawn: Okay, (she runs to class) see ya then!
Me: That night...
Melissa: This year's knight and maiden are...Brock and Lucy! Congratulations! And this year's prince and princess are...Richie and Misty! Congratulations! And this year's king and queen are...Ash and Dawn! Congratulations! Come on up accept your crown's!
Me: Don't worry! My next chapter you will see how they ended up! Until then!
The end! (Of this chapter!)