"Now dude south uh no wait I mean uh I don't know man. Do I look like Magellan?" PJ asks.
"PJ you couldn't spell Magellan." Max says.
"Are you three still trying to figure out where we're going?" Alexis asks as she wakes up from a nap in the back seat.
"No... maybe." Max, Bobby, and PJ say in union.
"It's right here Bob...uh Bob who's driving?" Max asks before they then see they're on a collision course with a truck.
"Keep yours eyes on the road bobby!" Alexis shouts as she grabs the wheel steering the van out of the way of the truck.
"I'm trying woman!" Bobby shouts as max grabs the wheel turning them onto a field of corn stalks throwing the boys and Alexis every which direction in the van until they stop at the university having arrived.
"Check it out." Bobby says as he looks around at the university.
"Gentlemen and my beautiful lady I welcome you to the first day of the rest of our lives." Max says happily.
"Wow. That's pretty deep. Did you get that off a bumper sticker? Yo I spy the Gamma house. Which means that dude right there is the one the only Bradley Uppercrust the third." Bobby says as he drives the van on through the street seeing the Gamma house and seeing the leader of the Gammas.
"Whoa. The college x games king." PJ says.
"Yea. Until we take the crown." Max says as bobby drives on.
"Let's show them who the real champs are." Alexis says.