A/N: Letter from Karen Elaine DuLay as France

Ahhh, ma cherHungary.

It is I, France! I was wondering if you might be interested in dinner later~? Ah, do not bring out the frying pan, ma belle, you know I am joking!

But there is a certain matter I wish to discuss with you. Due to your own interests in the subject of l'amour between men, I was wondering if perhaps you might be willing to aid me in a small matter? You see, despite my best attempts, I am still unable to convince a certain Englishman to submit to my French charms. Now, I shall not name any names, but I would be most obliged if you could advise me in how to pursue this Englishman, perhaps even whisper a few words of encouragement in his ear? Should you agree to help, I am all too willing to give you the videos of the past few April Fool's Days concerning
me and your lovely ex-husband (who would make wonderful French territory).

Bonjour!

France

France,

First thing: Don't annex my husband. I don't think he'd be able to tolerate you constantly. Neither would I.

Second: You'll have to do better than that. If I remember correctly, I was the one who made those tapes, and then gave you copies so you could work on your technique.

Let me see…how about this. If I help you get England into your gaudy canopy bed, you'll make sure the cameras on the bedposts are recording. Have we got a deal? *reaches behind back for frying pan* Good. We'll meet in Brussels on Thursday for coffee.

Hungary