A Total Drama Island "Chris"tmas

Chapter 4: Ezekiel

A/N : I know I didn't give one yesterday. I'm gonna make up for it by giving you 2 today! Had loads of hw.

Mr. Cabrera(Ezekiel's dad): Hey Ezekiel! Help put up lights!

Ezekiel: Okey dokey dad! Is my wimpy sister gonna help, eh?

Mr. Cabrera: No cuz women can't do anything, eh.

Charlotte(sister)" I heard that! Just because I'm from the city and adopted and a girl doesn't mean I'm a wimp.

Ezekiel: Yes it does.

Mrs. Cabrera(use your brain): Okay you three get in here to watch TDI eh.

Ezekiel: Oh but ma, I am pathetic in that show.

Mrs. Cabrera: Get in here. Your not even in this episode. It's big sleep.

Ezekiel: Fine!

10 minutes in, blah blah blah commercial:

Deep voice: You thought it was over

Ezekiel: O.o

Deep voice: First there was TDI

Ezekiel: O.O

Deep voice: Then, TDI

Ezekiel is now glued to the TV

Deep voice: In between you saw them reunite at Camp Wawanakwa

Ezekiel is turning the volume up insanely high

Deep voice: They were sucked back to the reunion and TDA with the fine print

Charlotte: What the heck?

Ezekiel: SHHHHH

Deep voice: But when they signed up for TDI……………………………..they didn't understand………

-ZOOMS OUT TO CHRIS:

Chris: We had control of them! No, not season three, but a Christmas Special! It is called, A total drama island "Chris"tmas! See you then, x-mas day!

Ezekiel: Hmm, well okay then.

Chris: By now, the campers have all fainted.

Ezekiel: So I'm not a camper?

Chris: Families, listen up. You are being secretly recorded. Being aired. Live.

Ezekiel: What!?!?!?

This was sent to your TV and each camper will return to Playa Des Losers very soon. See you then! don't tell them!

Ezekiel pulls out his cell phone (yeah I know he is on a farm but it gets reception) and looks up the campers' numbers on yellow book, DOT COMMM! And called them all.

Here are the responses:

Eva: Yeah right, chump!

Duncan: pfft it's just a Tv special

Bridgette: You perverted sexist don't call me!

Beth: Yeah right, dude.

Cody: Peeshaw

Tyler: Doubt it

Courtney: Sexist creep don't call here EVER again

Lindsay: Is this Tyler?

Geoff: Hey dude don't pull pranks! Did you steal my lucky hat as a joke?

Leshawna: Yeah right you skinny sexist white boyHeather: Mmhmm okay. Hold on I have to proceed with my duties as the queen of Southern Ontario.

Harold: Yeah right your just messing with me to spike me! Gosh!

Justin: -smile- Doubt it. -smile-

DJ: Okay, bro. I'll be sure to remember that when I see the dozen cameras and the BOOM system.

Noah(my favorite, second is Lindsay's): Thanks man! Hold on listen to this song: Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around and desert you! Don't call : Ooh! Pancakes!

Izzy:YeahrightEzekiellikeiwouldeverbelieveyoulikeinamillionyearsneverever!(Izzy's fast talking tone)

Trent: Yeah right, man. Why should I believe you?

Katie and Sadie: No way, Ezekiel. Never. Ooh he even talk together!

Gwen: Umm, okay I believe you. Not!

Next up: IDK you'll see I'm saving Duncan and Courtney for last. And Gwen and Trent near the end. Teehee!