The Dog

It had been a long day of beating up bad guys for Nick Fury. All he wanted now was a nice long shower, a good book, and a nights rest. He entered is bunk when his phone started buzzing. He growled. It could go to voice mail. He would check it after his shower.

Fury stepped out of the shower, finally somewhat in the mood to deal with whatever problem someone was having. He flipped open his phone and played his voice mail.

"Fury. Hey. It's Tony. Listen, I know ever since the whole carrot horde issue you don't trust me, yadda yadda yadda, but this time, I'm freakin serious. Alright. So Pepper about two weeks back got mad at me, so I got her this puppy, right? Well, she's been on a business trip and so I've been looking after it. Somehow, the dog got into my paper work (it must have fallen off my desk or something). Unfortunately... Don't tell Pepper this, but I forgot to feed it that day... So... Um... I know this is extremely cliche, butthedogatemyhomework pleasedontbemad THANKS. bye"

Fury blinked and looked down at the phone. He felt a headache come up.

Tony had been flinging around the bull so much lately, and he seemed to not really learn rom his past mistakes. Fury flipped open his cell phone again. Maybe it would help if Tony took an arrow to the knee.

"So, whose my next patient?" asked one of the nurses as he made his nightly round at the ER.

"Tony Stark." A nurse said, flipping through a file. The doctor raised his eyebrows in surprise.

"And what's wrong with him?"

"It says... He took an arrow to the knee."

"Not this again."

They walked into the room together. It was certainly a sight. Tony was licking a gigantic lollipop (you know, the kind as big as your head) while Clint was handcuffed to a chair with a very angry Pepper Pots giving him the 'Why you shouldn't aim arrows at billionaire's knees when they are on a very expensive date with their girlfriends- especially if their girlfriend is Pepper Potts' lecture.

The doctor was modestly surprised. Usually Tony only came in with Clint when this happened.

Let's just say he filed night this under his 'dinner story' file in his head.

A/N: OK. So this is for CluelessItalian, hope you liked it! :)

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