(Sung by Miss Christine Daae, to the tune of All that Jazz, from Chicago)
Piss off
fop
Go home and paint your nails
And Opera Jazz
Phantom
can sing his song
And steal my stockings now
And Opera Jazz
Ride in
the gondola
Down to a lakeside spot
Where the water's
cold
But the Phantom's hot!
It's
just a sexy song
And you can sing along
And Opera Jazz
(Erik
whispering)
Phantom
And Opera Jazz
(Phan
girls)
Music
of the
Night!
And Opera Jazz
Flare your
cape
And wear your lacy costume
And Opera Jazz
I hear the
managers
Are bringing all the booze
And Opera Jazz
Hold on
Phantom
Come give your girl a hug
Cos I've left Raoul
Just
want your
Singing drug (sweet intoxication ring any bells?)
Don't
tear your face apart
Let's give the bed a start
And Op-
-era
(Meg)
Jazz!
Find a
mask
We're playing spin the noose
And Opera Jazz
Red Death
or the O.G.
Oh please don't make me choose
Come on
Erik up to Apollo's Lyre
I betcha Angels of Music
Never flew
so high
Because from way up here
You could just lend an ear
To Opera Jazz
Oh, you're
gonna see your Christine
Sing and quake
And Opera Jazz
My
stockings are missing
Cos you made my garter's break
So he
wants me to sing his Opera
But only if I'm his Aminta
(Managers)
You
should hear
The fop boy squeal
For Opera Jazz
Piss off
fop
Go home and paint your nails
And Opera Jazz
Phantom
can sing his song
And steal my stockings now
And Opera Jazz
Ride in
the gondola
Down to a lakeside spot
Where the water's
cold
But the Phantom's hot!
It's
just a sexy song
And you can sing along
And Opera Jazz
Oh, I'll
be Erik's wife
That's worth any strife
And Opera Jazz