I Dare You to Read This

by Catsrawesome

Let me get your attention. ahoedjhioaw3eyfok2rnujsjhfuqwjfujdejuirjjetfiokmlpostbvwau 0gkiaKRFDKLEDFKIWEFDJKDVH AKLVNfoldwfjdvkgeJJdzxncbvjsx Now some smiley faces: :):):):):):):):):):):) :):):):):) CYCLOPES! .).).).).).).).).).).).).) Now some cookies: (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) DID IT! Do I care? No. Do you care? Let's find out. (Used to be just PJO fanfic)

11. Need a New Computer

hello people of this messed up planet we call Earth.

thank you for the review. I have almost 50 reviews! this is insane. I have to give H.F. MunkMadness for writing the more random review I have ever read in my life.

I have been getting so many entries for both of my contests so far, for the ships, Tratie is in the lead. someone voted for Percabeth, but someone else said that they hated Percabeth, so that was minus 1 vote. for the Octaivan death contest, I have gotten many amazing entries. in my next chapter, I will announce the winner, so this is your last chance to enter.

Anyway, where were we? Oh yeah! SPLAT!

this is becoming tradition, isn't it?

anyway, while we are on the topic of killing Octavian, new thing!

how the seven would each kill octavain:

Percy: I would throw him in the lake and then call some sharks to eat him. then I would have a sea monster eat the sharks.

Annabeth: I would trick him into going into a building made by yours truly. then I would blow up the building, squashing him. then I would rebuild the building for fun.

Jason: I would tie him to a pole and then make lightning strike the pole. if that doesn't work, zap him again

Piper: I would charmspeak him into putting on ten pounds of makeup. then, I will tell him to skipund the streets singing 'Ring around the Rosie'. If he doesn't die from embarrassment, I will chuck a thing of lipstick down his throat and make him choke. a world with less makeup is a happier one

Hazel: simple. make the earth swallow him up. then convince Daddy to make him endure the worst punishments of Hell

Frank: Step one: turn into huge bird. Step two: grab Octaivan and fly away. Step three: drop into volcano

Leo: everyone else rushed with their pranks. Pranking is an art. you have to put a lot of effort into it. I will burn all of his clothes and leave him with clothes and a Justin Bieber wig. I will also leave a note threatening to send other embarrassing pics if he doesn't wear the clothes. when he goes out, the Aphrodite and Venus kids will see him and think he is Justing Bieber. they would either try to kiss him or try to strangle him. you can never really tell who are the Bielievers. Then he will die from suffocation. if that doesn't work, I can always set his pants on fire (while I am recording)

there you go. I hope that satisfied all of you fellow Octavian haters.

So, there was another person who reviewed that suggested that I see a doctor. u r too late. I am already too insane. I AM UNSTOPABLE!

*breaks computer*

hi. sorry about that. I had to get a new computer. So...

what are we talking about?

catsrawesome