"Hey everybody," Edo greeted in the morning. He looked around. "They're not off their RPC's yet?"
"They are. Their parents are coming today with them," Jim said.
Manjyome's eyes went wide. "Why didn't you tell me earlier?! I could've ditched today!"
"Why's that? What's so bad about their parents coming here?" Sho wondered.
"You mean you don't know??" Asuka asked in shock.
"Know what?"
"You've never heard the stories about their parents?" Edo asked. "You've never wondered why those two are insane??"
"Well, I've wondered, but I always just thought those two were dropped as kids," Sho said.
"So young, so innocent." Fubuki shook his head.
"Their parents were just as insane as them!!" Manjyome yelled.
"That's where they learned their pranking skills from," Asuka explained.
"You see," Ryo began. "When their parents were our age, they went to this school…"
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Sessue Yuki and Dante Andersen walked through the hallways of their school. The two were best friends and were master pranksters.
Sessue had dark brown hair and brown eyes. Dante had dark blue hair and blue eyes. They were masters of pranks alright, but they were fighting with two other people for the position of number one pranksters in the school. Their rivals were two girls who were also best friends.
Kari Yamamura and Sailene Nightworth. Kari had light brown hair touching on orange and light brown eyes. Sailene had black hair and green eyes.
The whole school was aware of the competition between the boys and the girls and decided to let them do whatever they wanted without getting in too much trouble.
"Look at this," Sessue said one morning, pointing at the note stuck on his locker. It read, WE HOLD THE TOP POSITION IN THE SCHOOL. YOUR PRANKS ARE WEAK.
Dante shook his head. "If they wanna play rough, we'll show them rough. They better be ready to lose. That title is ours."
"So they accepted our challenge," Kari said, noticing the note on her locker that read, YOU WERE NEVER AT THE TOP. WE'LL SHOW YOU WHY.
"This means we have to do more now," Sailene said.
Kari nodded. "Any ideas?"
"Lots."
In one week, the four were on a roll.
Dante and Sessue always worked together and Kari and Sailene always worked together.
The girls left a basket with a blanket over it in front of the principal's office. When the staff removed the blanket, they saw it was a plastic baby. An exploding plastic baby that is.
The boys threw pudding-filled balloons at people from a second story window. They ended up getting the girls on purpose.
As revenge, the girls chased the boys around the school and locked them in the girls bathroom.
The boys then threw a football at the giant fish tank in a hallway and sent the water and fish everywhere, having most of it land on the girls.
"We didn't even prank them first!" Kari complained.
"Doesn't matter now, it's time for revenge!" Sailene said, scheming evilly.
While the boys were running in P.E, the girls threw a painted banana peel on the ground where the boys were headed. Because it was painted black like the ground, no one saw it. By the end of the race, there was a huge pile of sweaty boys by the banana peel, Dante and Sessue at the bottom.
"That's it!" Sessue said. "They're in for it now!"
"They got us in P.E, so let's do the same," Dante said.
The boys rented a car under a false name and drove it into the school pool while the girls were there. All the girls ran away screaming.
The girls set a hula hoop on fire and jumped through it, at first just making it look like a street performance or something. Then they threw it at the boys who screamed and ran away.
The boys threw a stink bomb into the girl's locker room.
The girls threw firecrackers at the boys while they were sleeping during their math class.
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"But if they hated each other, how'd they end up together?" Sho asked. "And who won the prank war?"
"Apparently, a mean principal came along and they worked together to drive him away. After that, I guess they fell for each other. But no one knows who won," Fubuki explained.
"Oh ok," Sho nodded. "…And they're coming here?! We're all gonna die!!"
"Not necessarily," Ryo said.
"MY OFFICE!!" the principal yelled.
"They're here," everyone said.
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"Sessue, Kari, I'm glad you came, we need to talk about Judai." Mr. Kuyoski said, standing in his office.
The four of them had broken into his office and coated the entire place with M & M's. Those four sure live up to their prank master titles.
"And Dante, Sailene, we need to talk about Johan too."
"Well shoot," the dad's said. "We're all ears."
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"Bye mom! Bye dad!" Judai said to Sessue and Kari.
"See you at home!" They got into their car.
"Bye dad! Bye mom!" Johan said to Dante and Sailene.
"See you later!" They too got into their cars.
They parents nodded at each other and raced away.
"So what happened?" Asuka asked.
"Well, we're allowed to prank people but we're not allowed to get RPC'd anymore since the principal doesn't want to see our parents again," Johan said, hugging Judai from behind.
"So did you prank Ms. Tamayori?" Edo asked.
"Well, I left a snake in her car yesterday," Johan said.
"And I turned all the desks and chairs upside down in her classroom," Judai said. The two laughed.
"Well, after hearing that story, it all makes sense now…" Sho said.
The others nodded.
"Just imagine if they had kids." Fubuki said.
The others pictured that and paled.
"Thank God they're gay," Manjyome said.
Ryo looked at him. "They could adopt."
"…Holy shit, may hell help us."
Monkey: Well, hope you guys liked it ^-^ that's all I'm updating for today though, and probably for a while, but if you guys have any ideas, feel free to tell me, cuz I could use some lol. So what did you guys think of their parents from when they were younger? And who do you guys think won the war? Like, based on the pranks I put, who do you guys think deserved to win? Cuz there is a winning group, but I'll let you guys choose. So yeah, just tell me who you guys wanted to win or thought won and then I'll put of the winning team in the next chappie. :D