Tai: "So, you wanna go out sometime?"
Summer: "Aw Taaaaiiii~"
Qrow: "Hol-up there bitch, dis ass belongs to me."
Tai: "Her ass is yours? How so?"
Qrow: "I licked it, its mine."
Yang: "You know Jaune, I think I'm starting to like you."
Jaune: "Really, cause I think I might like"
Yang gets impaled
Jaune: "OMG!"
Cinder: "HOW MANY BITCHES DO I HAVE TO KILL TO GET YOU TO NOTICE ME!"
Ghira: "We now have conformation that Kylo Ren murdered his superior in cold blood and took over the First Order."
Crowd: "What, huh, what does that have to do with the White Fang?"
Ghira: "Oh I'm sorry, I accidently read the synopsis for The Last Jedi. What I meant to say was Adam Taurus murdered his superior in cold blood and took over the White Fang."
Sun: "...Yeeeaaaah, anyone else find it incredibly weird those two very similar events happened so close to each other?"
Blake: "That and apparently Qrow was seconds away from murdering Ruby in her sleep."
Sun: "WHAT!"
Blake: "Kidding."
Raven: "We're gonna use the power of the relics for ourselves."
Me watching: "OOOO a third party antagonist, this sounds interesting."
Raven: "Okay screw the relics, instead I'm gonna go run away and hide like a little bitch."
Me watching: -_- "...Are you fucking kidding me."
Salem: "That will do my malicious minions, you're all free to go...Except for you Merc, come over here for a sec."
Mercury: "Uh yeah, what's you need?"
Salem: "Well what I need from you is simply a bit of company my boy" ;)
Mercury: "...What do you mean?"
Salem: "I need you, to invade my castle."
Mercury: "I don't understand."
Salem: "Why don't you...Show me your manhood."
Mercury: "Still not following."
Salem: "Uh, stroke my pussy?"
Mercury: "You have a cat?"
Salem: "Holy FUCK! Do I have to spell it out for you? I WANT, to have sex with you."
Mercury: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Yeah I still have no idea what you're talking about."
Salem: "... I have nothing else to say, not one word of that sentence could have been interpreted, any other way."
Mercury: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I get it now."
Salem: "Thank you."
Mercury: "You're saying you want me and Emerald to hook up right?"
Salem: "What?"
Mercury: "Well no worries, I'm still working that angle. Sup babe."
Emerald: "Still not into you, creep."
Mercury: "She's so into me."
Jaune: "Well Oscar, looks like you're the compost king."
Oscar: "SWEEEEEET! Now its ten to ten."
Jaune: "You ready for a tie breaker?"
Oscar: "You know it"
Jaune and Oscar: Screams
Nora: "Ugh, can you two just shut up and make out already."
Jaune: "Oh god no, Oscar RUN!"
Oscar: "What?"
Cinder: bursts in "HOW MANY JAUNE, HOW MANY!"