Chapter 11: Goodbye, Roy
Summary: Today's Roy's last on the manison so Roy is leaving to the other world he went. So, the Smashers dedices to have punch out with with him. Then, it's make Pichu sad.
Today is Roy's last day on the Smash Manison and everyone was so happy expect Pichu.
"Are you happy now that your butt will be kicked out?" asked Marth.
"Yep," said Roy.
"That's good," said Ike, "since you're a jerk...er...joke for this crap."
Then, Pichu quickly came. "I am gonna miss you!!!" He wailed.
"PICHU! GET IN HERE!" said Pikachu, "Everyone knows I'm better in tier list? Who's with me?"
Everyone agree, but not Roy and Pichu. "Darn it. Roy and Pichu, get outta here."
"I am," said Roy.
"But, why are still here?" asked Pikachu.
"I'll be gone in 9 hours," said Roy, "until I'll not going anywhere."
"YES!!" said Pichu. Pikachu knocks him out.
"Let's me do it," said Captain Falcon. He Falcon Puch at Roy.
"Way-a-go, Falco!" said Luigi.
"It's Falcon," said Captain Falcon.
"That's was good," said Samus.
"Mamma Mia! That was-a-good!" said Mario.
"Wait a minute," said Master Hand, breaking the fourth wall, "This is about Roy, not Pichu! So, let's see how strong we give because we will be giving candies! But not for you, Pichu (Pichu groans loud; Pikachu got mad). OK, alrighty, let's begin with the Mario Brothers!"
"GO MARIO AND LUIGI!" yelled Olimar and his Pikmin.
"Wow, you are friendly to everyone here," said Ike.
"Go to my Twitter and I love anyone here," said Captain Olimar.
As the fight begins, the brothers say "Let-a-go!" and fight on Roy. They used their smash attack. Then, Mario used his F.L.U.D.D.
"I'm glad Mario has that thing. Takes me back and I was playing Super Mario Sunshine one day," said Pikachu.
Then, Mario and Luigi wins. Marth cheered. Pichu booed. Pikachu put tape on his mouth.
"There, happy now? And you're next to be kick out here," said Pikachu.
Pichu started crying.
Then, Link and Marth were next to punch Roy.
"Hey, Roy, I'm no longer your friend. Sorry, but you didn't make, so it's time to kick your ass," said Marth. The fight begins.
"I'm happy I got Brawl. I hope there's a new game," said Link.
"Maybe in November 2010, I guess?" asked Marth.
"Not sure," said Link.
"Not sure either," said Marth in Japanese.
"Damn it, English please!" said Link.
Then, Bowser was next to fight Roy. He was the strongest because he really hates Roy.
1 hour later, it's was Pit's turn.
"This is my favorite part. Pit will be taunting in a bit," said Link.
"The fight is on!!" said Pit.
"See?" said Link.
Pit hits Roy really hard. Then, he started crying.
"What's up with the crying?" asked Ness.
"Ness and Lucas, you're both next," said Master Hand.
Ness and Lucas used their attack and found Roy.
"I'm so happy we beat Roy!" said Lucas.
"Yeah, me too," said Roy, "And who the hell put Roy here anyways?"
The next fight was Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong. They both used their punch and Roy got hitted really hard. But, there's one more.
Captain Falcon is the last one. As he started the fight, he said, "Show me you moves, bitch!" Roy just sat there and Falcon give a big hit and punch. He kept doing it and won the battle. So, the Smashers dedice to eat their candies. Only Pichu and Roy didn't.
"OK, Roy, your ass is now kicked! Enjoy your off screen camp! :P" said Master Hand.
"Yes! Mission compteled!" said Fox.
"One down, one to go," said Falco.
Meanwhile, Fox went to his room and wrote the letter.
"Thank you so much to kick Roy's butt here. I never really like him nor Pichu so I can't wait for a new beginning."
Pichu came of the closet and he started crying so loud.
"What's the devil?' asked Yoshi. "Hey! Shut the hell up! No one give a crap." He then lay Pichu as an egg. Then, he was bored. Then, he started crying.
Master Hand beats Pichu out with his moves just like he just in SSB games.
Meanwhile, Roy was at the off screen camp (just what Master Hand said) with Mewtwo, Dr. Mario and Baby Young Link.
"Wah, wah!" said baby Young Link. Yes, Young Link IS a baby.
"I'm glad my RoyBoy is here with me," said Mewtwo.
"Mewtwo is a freaking gay nigger who loves Young Link," said Roy.
"Damn it! Don't said the N word! It's gay," said Mewtwo.
Roy kept saiding the N word and some guy kicks him out.
"That's was gay, you idiot!"
Roy was now alone. The end. One left to go.
