Office Space
Silver: We are at the Pokémon Training Program training newbies the basics.
Blade: But...we are also playing our own game, "repeat after me."
Sonic: We will be given a word by the other guys, and then try to get the trainee to repeat it.
Shadow: If they don't repeat by the end of the program, you lose! Shadow uses Fuck You! *pretends to punch Silver, who falls*
Blade: It was super effective.
Shadow's turn
Shadow: Hello, name's Shadow., and welcome to the training program.
Sonic: Shadow, your word is Alicorn.
Shadow: *wtf face*
Silver: *uses phone* That is the My Little Pony term for the mixture of an Earth Pony,Unicorn, and a Pegasus.
Shadow: *sends out the training Blissley* All right so you have handle this like an Alicorn.
The guy sent out a Blastoise instead of his Machomp.
Shadow: Meh, you want to send out the fighting type to Alicorn the Normal type.
Blade: How does that make sense?
The guy did, and Shadow's attack was ineffective.
Shadow: Now you want to use a fighting move to Alicorn my Blissley's ass.
The guy did without saying a word. The Blissley was knocked out in one turn.
Sonic: He is a guy of few words, unfortunately one of those is not Alicorn.
Shadow: *sends out an Infernape* Now you want your Water type for Alicorning.
The guy did. Shadow's Fire punch was ineffective.
Shadow: Now Alicorn it with the water move.
The guy did, without words.
Blade: End of the program buddy.
Shadow lost.
Silver's turn
Silver: Hello there, my name is Silver.
Cat: Jessie.
Blade: Guys is this Silver's phone?
Shadow: It's unlocked!?
Silver: All right let's start the program up. Pick your pokemon.
Blade: Now we are in, the question is, now what? Wait, I got an idea!
Blade goes to Twitter and types in:
Peeked under somegirl's skirt. #redhot
Blade: Just tweet that real quick.
Silver: *Pretends cough*
Blade: Oh you need your word. Ok, I'm-gonna-die.
Silver: Heh. *sends out Blissley. Jessie sends out Lucario* Ok, I might know what your thinking Jessie, that I'm gonna die, right?
Jessie: Nope.
Silver's Blissley dies instantly.
Silver send s out Infernape.
Silver: Fire beats steel, now your thinking I'm gonna die, right?
Jessie: Maybe.
Jessie sends out a Keldeo.
Silver: Even if Water beats Fire, your still gonna lose, your still thinking that I'm gonna die right?
Jessie: Nope.
Silver's Infernape has been knocked out.
Silver: Darn.
Silver lost
Sonic's turn
Sonic cracked his knuckles. A male echidna walked in.
Sonic: Hello there sir. Sit down please.
Shadow: Your word is Kutabare.
Sonic: *wtf face*
Silver: That is the Japenese translation for "Fuck you."
Sonic: *to echidna* Do you know japenese? Anyway, *starts program and sends out a Blissley* you need a fighting type so you can kutabare him.
Echinda: Kutabare? What's that?
Blade: Oh WOOOW!
Sonic: Just a way of saying "fuck you assholes."
Sonic Wins
In between turn shifts
Blade: #redhot
Sonic: Mm-hm.
Shadow: Yeah, #redhot.
Silver: What is this #redhot thing going home.
Blade: Haven't heard, its on twitter.
Silver: *goes onto twwitter* God damnit, PEEKED UNDER SOMEGIRL'S DRESS. RED HOT!
Blade: Hashtag.
Silver: #redhot, not the point, not funny guys. Over 9000 retweets.
Disclaimer: This all part of my imagination and never actually happened.
Blade's turn
Blade: No matter what, this guy is giving me a word.
Sonic: Good luck with that.
Blade sees a blue fox (no not Gold, sorry buddy, but your in something better I'm planning. Muahahaha!) walk in.
Blade: Hello, my name's Blade, have a seat.
Shadow: Your word is Nonvesofinakothable.
Blade: Huh?
Fox: What's that?
Blade: I'm sorry thought I heard something Non-veso-fina-kothable.
Sonic: The most ridiculous word we could think of. Good luck having them repeating them.
Blade: So this tutorial is going to be nonvesofinakothable, so your time here is gonna be nonvesofinakothable.
Fox: Okay.
Blades sends out Blissley, the Fox sends out Pikachu.
Blade: You should switch to a fighting type, because normal types are soo nonvesofinakothable to fighting type moves.
Fox: Ok.
The fox did, and Blade's Blissley fainted. Blade then sent out a Charizard.
Blade: Now fighting type pokemon are nonvesofinakothable to flying types, so you want to switch to an electric type. Like pikachu.
Fox: Why?
Blade: Because just like fighting types are nonvesofinakothable to flying types, flying types are..?
Fox: Non...veso...fina...koth...able to electric types?
Silver: Oh no!
Blade: You are one smart son of a gun! Share a thumbs up with me!
Shadow: Yeah, rub it in our faces.
Blade wins
Scoreboard:
Sonic-1 loss
Shadow- 3 losses
Silver- 1 loss
Blade- 0 losses
Shadow is big loser!