Disclaimer: I certainly do not own Harry Potter or anything else. Though I do own the slang "Vagina Cabinet." Go ahead, you can use it. I give you permission.
March 1
Ron's birthday. Gave him a used tissue. Told him he could sell it on wiz-bay. He was delighted.
April 24
Hagrid hatched a dragon. Named it Norbert. Sounds like a dork's name.
Malfoy was being a peeping tom and saw it. I knew he was looking at me ;)
May 7
Ron's hand looks like it has a blue waffle.
May 9
Charlie's friends were quite dishy. I'd eat them up. Told the one he could owl me anytime.
My 10
McGonads took 150 points from us that bitch!
Authouress' Note: New chapppy, Potterheads. Doing a chapter for every chapter in the book, or if two chapters on same day, one big one. Thanks for all the reviews. Obviously this story is not canon. Like at all.
Okay, this chapter was not my greatest, because that chapter is really boring.
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Cheers darlings!
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