Someone shoot me now...I've just come through a month of scriptwriting, and now I have to do this? Gah! And my musical isn't even finished yet! Also, forgive me for being a couple of days late!

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May 1

"Chouji, you really shouldn't eat so much."

"Let him eat in peace for once, will you?"

"But it's not healthy!"

"It's his birthday, he can eat how he wants."

My thoughts exactly, Chouji thought, happily devouring another bag of chips.

Chouji is surprisingly hard to write for…not to mention my brain is addled by allergies and a lack of decent sleep…but I feel this is perfect! Don't kill me!

dodges flying pointy objects