Thanks guys ^_^ I love getting your reveiws so I can make the story better, and iron out the wrinkles. And I shall go back and fix up the spelling and stuff when it's finish. Till then please bear with it v.v
Selva: Yah yah I know the drill. -drum roll- The Naruto elements belong to the creator of Naruto and I belong to this smart young, insane, save me, authoress. *Coughsavemecough*
Me: I'm not that bad!
Selva: Yes you are. Now readers I would like to introduce the fact we are answering reveiws here.
Me: I wanted to say that...
Selva: Just answer the reviews.
DutchPuppy: Thanks for the reveiw and do not send Jiraya! I'll get the next chapter up soon ^_^". And the Akatsuki will most likely show their faces. I'm not sure yet.
forever-sweet: Yes Kankuro most likely will be dead by morning ^_^
Arruby: Yup I took the staff's basics from Eragon XD Shhh! Selva is a avid reader and-
Selva: Dang right I am. Now Angela is my role model! NEVER INSULT MY DARLING ANGELA!
KatrinaCrystal: Sorry for the late reply. If I didn't send one and if your still reading. The eagle thing, is really just a bit of Death God/Goddess intervention. And there is a huge point there. Selva was suppose to die, but because a little brother wanted to get one over his big sis, he tweaked fate. Unfortunantly the reasons behind these tranformations is yet to be revealed. ;) It's not magic powers I assure you.
shineon99: Thanks! As for the romance, I have no comment! ;) I'll let everyone wander bout in a lost daze and yes I love to torture my readers. lol
EVERYONE THANK YOU FOR THE REVEIWS! AND PLEASE DO NOT SEND JIRAYA, KAKASHI, MADARA, SASUKE, TOBI, KISAME, PEIN, BLONDEY-BOOM BOOM, OR THE PUPPET MEN AFTER ME! -Bows- Thank you. -Said shinobi appear behind me and I run for my life-
Selva: Mwhahahahahaha. Oh and she didn't say it, but once Miss Run-away there gets the story finished she WILL go back and fix up the spelling. Or I will eat her. Promise! We both just want to get it done whilst it is still fresh, trust me not fresh means dull story.
Chapter 11
Stuck
"KANKURO!" I screeched, but in my wolven tongue it came out as a half yelp growl. I glared at the puppeteer, fangs bared and tail out of his way. "That is my tail you stupid cultist!" I growled, or tried to. Shinobe claim at being smart, but they don't know wolf. I think Kiba's clan, but they understand dogs... Well wolf is a more primitive form of dogs, and more self reliant. I snapped at Kankuro to get my message across. I snorted and looked about now ears swivling to pick the words out of those surrounding me. Kankuro was mutting about spies who turn out to be wolves, and nearly kill a wanted shinobe in the Bingo book. Temari was gone, so was Gaara, most likely questiong Ling. I growled slightly as I heard a all to familiar chuckle behind me and a ham hand nearly crushed my ears if I had not sidestepped.
"Looks like you've gotten smaller!" Commented Anzo. I snorted and swivel my head about to peer up at the large man. "Nice show you put on."
Anu poked at my coat. "Come on, She-Wolf." That rat bastard (said with affection here) was laughing at me. Hm... Maybe I should see if I can raid his pantry in this form. Anu poked me again bringing me back to the conversation. "You look like hell. Let's get ya outta this crowd." I growled slightly and gave a shrug. Tch, only Anu can insult my looks like that. Idiot rat bastard. I trotted after then and into a alleyway before I began eyeing window frames. Yes, yes. I had seen Wolf's Rain in my early anime years and hadn't really like it, but maybe somethings would turn out usefull!
"Brother. I don't like that look she has." Warned Anzo. I perked my ears at him and gave a picture of pure innocence.
Anu looked back as well and shruddered. "I'm not argueing with that." I chuckled and lept for the first window frame bouncing off it to the next. Ya know you bounce more then jump when your jumping more than once. Landing on the roof I smirked and looked at the two brothers. "Then again..." Commented the rat. "She might be onto something. Lead the way Lady Wolf." I snorted and lept to the next roof. We contiuned the proccess to the small apartment Anu and Anzo shared. Well let me rephrase that. We tried sadly we interrupted by several tracker shinobe and ANBU. By interrupted I mean my tail once again in danger but this time from a kunai.
"What the Hell?" I snarled before a ANBU pinned me to the ground. Snarling like a rabid wolf I glared rather helplessly at the stupid shinobi. I really hate shinobi. And let's just say this, I REALLY HATE MUZZLES! There I said it those idiots had snapped a freaking muzzle on me. As a canine I hate stuff touching my head, and I really hate being trapped. This counted as both and Hell if I was about to accept this quietly. I growled lowly as in warning. Which the idiot didn't get. Anu was trying to get the situation under controll. Well, the idiot shinobi that held me down forgot something, as he pinned me on my side. Sigh... I mean I still have hands kinda... Paws are hands in some sense! Using this to my advantage, I snarled and smacked at him with my paws getting a satisfying curse from the shinobi. Second thought that wasn't a smart move about to tie my paws together, Anu finally gave up the nice-guy routine.
Rat-face pinned the rope to the roof with a all too common and very pointy kunai, scowling like Neji after a Might Guy Rainbow of Youth session. Oh dear god... NO! Bad Sel! No thinking about that! We are in a serious situation here! "What are you doing? D'ya know what just happened?" He demanded. I gave him a wolf-grin in thanks for freeing me from the muzzle.
"The council wants her under control, till they can figure out what to do with her for lying about her jutsu and threatening the Kazekage." He was a average shinobe, I couldn't pick anything out about him. Anu started to rant about how I had saved the Kazekage and how I was a guest. I snickeded slightly before I froze hearing the hiss of water trying to get out of something and fast. Turning my head around slowly I looked at the place where the rope had been pinned only to yelp loudly, and snap at Anu. Of course this got more kunai thrown at me from the 'enemy' ninja, so I scrambled out of the way getting cut up again. What is it with sharp objects. Of course, once the ninja saw where their kunai had landed they swore.
Behind us was a rather large water tank. Not only was it large, it was old. What does large and old mean? Let me add in the rest, add in some chaka inhanced kunai and one thrown very hard in a fit by yours truely the rat bastard. I slowly took a step back as did those about me, forgetting that I was a enemy for a minute. Of course when kunai are thrown at something that is big and old and has been used for target praticed, obliviously, it weakens it. I pinned my ears back as the the hissing escalted. Bugger.
With a great crack the water tank broke dowsing us with water. With a whine, I whirl and covered my head with my hands. Wait... hands? I looked down and screamed. Several shinobe who saw me turned red, and attempted to stop nosebleeds. If your thinking I'm naked, your correct and that is not a good thing. Ripping a large T-shirt from a nearby clothesline, and a blanket after a thought. yanking them to cover me I turned to the shinobe, white hot rage pouring off me. Of course they all flitched. In the shinobe world, hell truely hath no fury like a woman. Kunochi or not. "We never speak of this incident." I growled. "We never met, this never happened. You saw nothing." I bared my teeth in a unsettling smile. "If you do, oh... you don't want to know... I'll start by XXX you XXX and tearing off your XXX ..." Needless to say half of them fled looking quite green. I turned to a twitching Anu and Anzo. "You understand?" I looked very dangerously at them. Both shinobi nodded. I grinned innocently causing them to nearly scream. "Good we understand each other." Turning I stalked off rage that could rival even a Biju. A hand tapped me on the shoulder and I whirled glaring.
Anu ducked expectinga punch, sadly not getting one. "It's the other way..." He chuckled.
BAM
I punched him that time.
-o-o-o-o-o-Not so long later-o-o-o-o-
I growled under my breath and bless kami that the water was at least clean so all I had to do was dry off. Shaking my hair back like a wet dog, I chewed on the pocky stick. "Nee~ What to wear..." I looked over the T-shirt and discarded them all choosing instead a lone pair of black jeans and a spaggeti strap tank which was just a little short for me. Looking in the mirror I smirked and pull a kimino on. I had found a sale and couldn't resist the light thing realising mine was way too heavey. I smirked and tied it as a shouts began to draw my attention. Peering out the window I winced. Of course it was Kankuro it was always Kankuro. About to make a escape I fell face first into the ground. Let me rephrase that, it's always Kankuro and Gaara. Growling I looked up at a pissed off Kazekage. "You want something?" I snarled. I swept my legs out and attempted to topple him, only to have them easily sidestepped.
"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU TURN INTO A FREAKING WOLF?" I dodged a fan. Let me rephrase that for the thrid and (please Kami) the final time, it's always the Sand Siblings.
I ducked behind Gaara as the fan missed me again. "Yo, former Ichibi! Don't let your sister kill me!" I snarled, I then realised my mistake as I was soon suspended upside down. "Oh bugger." I got two good glares, Kankuro was working on getting the trapped door open. Baka. "Put me down, dammit!"
"No." Came the simitanious response. Former Ichibi gave me a cold glance. "Why are Anu and Anzo dead in our living room?"
I blinked then bust out laughing."Hahahahahohohohohehehoo... Fuck." Temari and Gaara exchanged the slightlest of glances. I closed my eyes and hissed between my teeth. "Excuse me for a minute, I need to rant. Ahem." Then I let loose a rant about shinobe, selfish council members and whilst in the middle of the rant I broke off turning beet red. "There. Now if you must know they are most likely playing possum..." Temari sweatdropped.
"Would it have anything with you being back to normal?" She inquired. I could just see the suspicion in her stomach.
I sighed and snapped sharkteeth at Gaara. "Put me down!" Slowly the sand-raccoon obliged, and upon touchng the floor I took a giant hug at Temari. "IT WAS AWEFUL~!" I wailed, anime tears running down my face. The kunochi froze in suprise for a second before looked at me and the fact my hair was still soaked. The three of us paused as a shout echoed from the said room where the Hoguri brother lay.
"I KNEW SHE WAS A SPY! Anu what the hell did brat do to you?" Came Kankuro's shout. To a shinobe ears, and my own leaning way too far for a safe balancing act.
I could just picture Anu shiver while getting a nosebleed. "I-It's top secret... S-so h-horrible..." A tic mark appeared on my head as my eye twitched. Of course the poor man was about to lose his hide contiuned, not even realizing I was listening. "I-it was s-so h-horrible..." A shruddering breath was drawn. "Kan-Kankuro... Y-you never want t-to see h-her..."
I lunged toward the stairs only held back by Temari and Gaara, for once was having trouble doing even that. "DAMMIT ANU I AM NOT UGLY! I AM NOT PERFECT BUT I AM NOT THAT UGLY!" I roared. I saw Anu at the bottom freeze and promptly shake his violently waving his hands in a 'no! mercy please!' gesture.
"T-that's not wh-what I mean-meant!" He looked rather nervous. "I-I meant your threats!" I deadpanned of all the thing that guy had to say he said that at this time with a pissed Kankuro righ behind him. "I vaule my... erm... life?"
"Just say the lives of any of your future childern," I groaned. Temari looked between the two of us and then burst out laughing. "I whirled to cover her mouth. "Speak a word of your thoughts and I will see to it this entire village will be nothing but ruins." A white hot rage ekked off me. Temari nodded violently still laughing. While Gaara and Kankuro both looked genuinely confused. I turned to glare at the brothers. "This incident will be forgotten. There will never be another word spoken about it..." I growled before dragging a weeping Anu from the house with me.
"What just happened?" Kankuro blinked. "I could have sworn that, I saw my death."
Gaara just stared at the wall in front of him. "That would have been a blessing. I doubt if your bring this up again she will grant you any lenacy."
Temari choaked out between her gasps for air. "If you ever bring that up with her... your worse than dead... HAHAHAHA... Can't believe... That happens when... she -gasp- changes back!" Temari then surrended to her mirth prompting her to brothers to both agree that something was off with all females, especial kunochi, but only Kankuro said it out loud.
Needless to say, there was a lot of screams coming from Suna that day.
Me: HAHAHAHAH~! Oh that was good.
Selva: I shall eat you... then force you into enternal Hell with Madara.
Me: Oh... bugger... Sev is pissed.
Selva: You just noticed?
Me: NOoooooo... Maybe... Sorta...yes? I'll be running away now.